Almost got the battery pack in.
I got to get out of here.
Nevel!
- Carly. - Don't Carly me.
I figured out what's going on here,
and it's insane.
Is it really so insane to think an epic love story
spanning decades could finally land on
happily ever after?
Oh, please. I know your epic love story
with Prunella is a lie.
You're right, but my love story with you is the truth.
Heh?
Come on, Carly. No more cat and mouse.
It's time to let me catch you.
Not now, and not ever!
Yes, run to the altar, my beloved.
I'll see you there.
I can't believe the rabbi shot me down,
but they taught me some beautiful lessons.
L'chaim.
How are we going to break this tie
before the wedding is over?
Unless...
What's up, mama?
Can I have everyone's attention?
I have something to say,
and I know it's going to shock most of you.
We're getting married! Prunella's out, Carly's in!
[gasping]
Oh!
("Wedding March" plays)
Wow. Didn't ask me to walk her down the aisle. Okay.
What? We're not getting married.
No. No. No.
Yes, yes, yes. It's really happening.
Rabbi Lowenstein, go.
Uh, uh. Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today
- to witness... - No. No gathering, disperse.
I object. [gasping]
Oh, shoot. Maybe I do like
straight weddings. [chuckles]
You can't object.
First because I'm not marrying him,
and second, because you're a robot.
[gasping]
And there it is.
Admit it, Nevel.
You made the perfect woman out of steel and technology
and then staged this entire robot wedding
so that she could blend in.
Oh, my God.
You think someone would make a robot of me?
That is so nice, [chuckles]
but why would you think that? [chuckles]
Because you're way too good for Nevel,
and you always blink in that crazy way.
Oh, it's because I'm not used to these stupid lash extensions,
and while they make me look amazing, I see very poorly.
But what about your battery pack?
I saw it fall out.
Battery pack? What battery pack?
I have no idea. Carly's crazy. She threw a magnet at me.
Carly, Prunella isn't a robot.
She's a friend I met playing "Robot Uprising."
Our relationship isn't romantic.
Ooh, twist!
Continue.
But if you never loved Prunella, then why did you say
she was your soul mate?
Was it just to make me jealous?
Was this entire robot wedding just to make me jealous?
Please, do you really think I'd stage a fake wedding,
ask Freddie to be my best man to make sure you'd be here,
even though I can't stand him and never could...
Hey.
Invite all your closest friends and family,
pay actors to fill out the guest list,
all so you'd go mad with jealously and realize you
and I were meant to be together all along?
Oh, my God. Nevel, did you do that?
Would it be so wrong if I did?
Wait, you're an actor?
Does that mean you don't actually like Freddie?
Oh, God. No.
That was just a choice I made for my character.
Well, my work here is done.
I'll be at the bar getting a Shirley Temple,
extra cherries for this little princess.
You paid all the guests? But your mother was here.
Oh, Carly, you know that's not my mother.
You've met my mother.
Hi, Carly. Suzie Cunninghart, SAG-AFTRA. Huge fan.
I'd love to be considered for any future roles
on your channel.
No. I'm not casting you, and I'm not marrying you.
I'm not doing anything with anyone here.
Okay. Okay. The wedding is off.
Wait, wait, wait. The wedding is on,
at least I hope it is
because there is still one secret
I haven't told you yet.
She's a robot.
My secret is that somehow during this whole crazy scheme,
I fell in love with you.
[everyone] Ooh!
My thing was more believable.
Really? You fell in love with me, Nevel Papperman?
[thundering]
That was real.
And as for the battery Carly saw,
it was supposed to be a surprise.
[everyone] Aw.
I can't believe it.
Someone loves me.
This has never happened to me before.
Prunella, I-I love you too.
Carly, are you going to be okay?
Yeah, I'll manage.