tommy Tiernan since to do you cause
trouble is a boy you caused trouble in
school you brought rain to Cork it's
your fault funny I was gonna lift on the
taxi driver you know and I said is the
rain down for the day today tomorrow
then back to the usual shite on Monday
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everything
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I haven't my turned on yet Ashton's only
back from Madrid can't have her Shawn
mule tiny the cannon Charlie used to say
which yeah sounds like a dog with the
puss on him if Peter had his way I'd
looked like one of them Sisters of
Charity not that any of those wagons
could spell the word charity people keep
asking me why I broke over charlie
like he was some catch couple of weeks
ago we were in a pub in town talking
with his colleagues over from head
office and there's this lily or Lucy or
someone and she says I just find it more
sincere when a girl relies on her
natural beauty and looks right at me so
I says to her excuse me are you saying
I'm insincere because I faked had are
you for real and she does the whole oh
my gosh I'm so sorry I didn't mean it
that way she's shut up then take
ignorant but not take stupid and then
afterwards Charlie the girl of the man
because you upset because she had a
point
all that turn is insincere your bloody
Irish Brit splainin would you be able
would you be able he'd be like that the
whole time we were together telling me
what to do in fairness it would be in
one ear and out the other but still but
yet I was actually allergic keeping
wants to go home and for a while stop
for a while I wondered if I used to call
it hypothetically it stopped him I don't
know dying in a ditch or something
he says time isn't sincere I says that's
decoration I miss sincere person he says
Roshan what would you you know you've
never lived abroad you're up in that
crappy estate with all these people
you've known forever you look like this
because all your friends look like this
oh you'll keep me from my friends if you
could buy I look like them because I am
like them and I'm happy to be like that
why wouldn't I be
they're a mad bunch but they're my mad
Bunch lived abroad
lad I am from an immigrant nation and I
have a world full of cousins though you
can't go on a news app nowadays without
evidence after all going to shite as if
no one remembers that this is the first
time in a thousand years that the
European countries haven't been tear and
[ __ ] lumps out of each other I don't
know I think it's more Irish door needs
to get not the other way around
God you don't hear that too often look I
know why charlie was acting how he was
acting he's never been at home here he
was waiting for it to start suiting him
never met any eye for himself any little
thing that is the right excuse and I'm
the fake one I have to go on without him
I don't mind just it feels weird tonight
these Ashton's coming home do bienvenida
not the chica I'd love to work Lille
Embassy somewhere hot like Aisling in
Spain or Italy Malta because I can fit
in anywhere because I turn to ten isn't
it however you came by it
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