Alright, people, we're in trouble here.
We've got 12 hours and 36 minutes left.
Move! Move! Move!
Monica, I feel like you should have German subtitles.
Joey, speed it up.
I'm sorry. It's the pigs!
They're reluctant to get in the blankets.
Monica, how did this happen?
I thought you had this all planned out.
Do you want me to cry?
Is that what you want?
Do you want to see me cry?
Sir, no, sir.
- Alright, you. - What? No.
Look, I told you. I am not a part of this thing.
Alright, look, Ross, I realize that you have issues
with Carol and Susan, and I feel for you, I do.
But if you don't help me cook, I'm going to take
a bunch of those little hot dogs and create
a new appetizer called "Pigs-in-Ross."
Alright, ball a melon!
Hey, how come I'm stuck dicing
when he gets to ball a melon?
[knocking at door]
- Hi. - Hi. How's it going?
Oh, it's going great, right on schedule.
Got my little happy helpers.
[all groan]
Well, that's fine. Whatever.
What's the matter?
Nothing.
Okay, everything.
I think we're calling off the wedding.
What?
You're still going to pay me, right?
Or something a little less selfish.
Carol, what's the matter? What happened?
My parents called this afternoon
to say they weren't coming.
Oh, my God.
I mean, I knew they were having trouble
with this whole thing, but..
But they're my parents, I mean
they're supposed to give me away and everything.
Okay. I'm sorry.
'And then Susan and I got in this big fight'
'cause I said maybe we should call off the wedding
and then she said, we're not doing this for them.
We're doing it for us, and if I couldn't see that
then maybe we should call off the wedding
and I don't know what to do.
I, uh, can't believe I'm going to say this
but I think Susan's right.
- You do? - Look, do you love her?
And you don't have to be too emphatic about this.
Of course, I do.
Well, then, that's it
and if George and Adelaide can't accept that
then the hell with them.
Look. I mean..
If my parents didn't want me to marry you
no way that would have stopped me.
Alright, look this is your wedding.
Do it.
You're right. Of course, you're right.
- So we're back on? - We're back on.
You heard the woman. Peel. Chop. Devil.
I can't believe I lost two minutes.