- Kirk Cousins has always sucked against us.
You see what the Vikings post about Zeke
on Instagram? Disrespectful.
Adam Thielen's out?
Is Sean Lee playing? Sean Lee's playing.
Here we go baby. We gettin' the ball to start?
Dan Bailey's still on the Vikings?
We better not lose to a Dan Bailey field goal.
Let's go, Coop!
Cobb couldn't catch that?
Brett Maher's kicking a 57 yarder?
Show him why we didn't re-sign Dan Bailey.
He missed it. Of course.
Can we get Dan Bailey back?
We should've just punted. This is gonna be a long game.
All we gotta do is defend Dalvin Cook.
Tackle Dalvin Cook! That wasn't even a face mask.
Kyle Rudolph caught that?
He got two feet down. We better start tackling.
There we go, Zeke! Witten couldn't convert that?
That was roughing the passer on Dak.
What are we doing on defense?
They called that roughing the passer
but not ours. Okay.
Third and one. Dalvin Cook got it.
Sean Lee couldn't get there in time?
Come on defense, we need this stop.
Third and goal from the one.
How is Rudolph wide open again?
Why do we always get off to a slow start?
I like Kirk Cousins better on the Redskins.
We might need the Rally Cat again this game.
Let's go Michael Gallup. Expose Hughes!
Oh my gosh, Cobb got lit up by Hughes.
Amari Cooper slipped. That was almost intercepted.
Maybe we stop going at Hughes.
Maybe we try someone else.
They really did Star Track graphics for Captain Kirk.
Dalvin Cook got another first down.
Look at that pass. Make Kirk Cousins throw.
He can not throw the long ball.
Robert Quinn sack!
Look at how he threw Kirk Cousins to the ground.
Like he was a child. Best offseason pickup.
Extend his contract immediately.
Amari Cooper nice catch.
Finally we got something going.
Let's go Gallup! Galloping into the end zone!
About time we got on the board. Let's go!
Is that a fumble? That's a forward pass.
Dang! At least we stopped them on D.
Dak going deep to Gallup! That was close.
Nice conversion, Gallup.
Another first down, Blake Jarwin!
Reverse pass with Cobb? Good throw away.
Look at Dak's pre-game warm up.
Ooh, hip action.
They jumped off sides, free play!
Randall Cobb. Oh!
That's a touchdown! He caught that!
Randall Ladonald Cobb II is a grown man!
Come on defense, hold them before half.
How did Stefon Diggs catch that?
10 seconds left. Good hold, defense.
Dan Bailey's coming out?
Dan Bailey. Automatic.
Why did we get rid of Dan Bailey in the first place?
We're a third quarter team. Let's go defense.
And offsides to start the half.
Wow. Okay, Antwaun Woods.
I see you.
Defend the screens! Come on!
Another long run by Dalvin Cook.
Intentional grounding on Kirk.
Holding? How was that holding?
Stefon Diggs is wide open for a first down.
Good stop, Xavier Woods! Held 'em to a field goal.
Miss this one for us, Dan Bailey.
For old time's sake.
He can't miss. He's automatic.
That's targeting on Jason Witten.
Is Witten okay? You can't stop Old Man Witt.
Coop caught that? That's a completion.
Coooooop.
What a catch! Thank you Oakland Raiders.
How did he catch that?
Cowboys Top Gun?
They're killin' me with these graphics.
Coop, another catch! How did he catch that?
That's the same catch from a couple plays ago.
That is not offensive pass interference, sit down.
The master toe dragger.
Look at the ball placement by Dak.
Sign them both right now.
I'm so glad we signed Michael Bennett.
Can we tackle Dalvin Cook?
We need to tackle Mattison, too.
Is that Cook or Mattison? Mattison scored a touchdown?
No, he was short.
Why do they keep showing Zeke on the bench?
They false started. Dalvin Cook did not get in.
Third and goal. They didn't get it!
Are they going for it?
How did we let Cook score on fourth down?
Come on!
They got the two point conversion, too?
Rudolph abused Chido. Let's go Randall Cobb!
Dak's scrambling, get rid of it Dak.
What a throw! Let's go Coop!
How did Dak not get sacked?
This might be Coop's best game yet.
Holding on the defense!
Zeke has no running room.
Cobb is wide open. Let's go!
First and goal.
Why do we keep running on first down?
Third and goal. Witten, incomplete?
No pass interference?
He tackled Witten before the ball even got there.
Maher, you better not miss this!
Thank you, Maher.
Did Collinsworth just compare Kyle Rudolph to Jason Witten?
This man goofy.
Why is it so hard to tackle Dalvin Cook?
Good defense Chido, we needed that stop.
Four minutes 30 seconds left?
Bleed the clock, score a touchdown and get out of here.
What a throw to Randall Cobb!
Dak is having an amazing game.
First down to Coop!
Randall Cobb and Amari Cooper are both over 100 yards?
First down, Gallup. Flag?
It's on the defense.
Another first down to Coop, keep it going!
Don't score too fast now.
Witten another first down.
Two minute warning, let's go baby.
I feel good about this.
Zeke couldn't get the first down?
Third and two. Zeke lost yards?
Fourth and five. Minnesota took a time out.
Comes down to this. Incomplete.
What type of play was that?
Dalvin Cook almost fumbled the toss!
Oh my.
We can still get the ball back.
24 seconds left, they gotta punt.
Why didn't Tavon Austin run that?
He had room. 17 seconds left.
That was almost intercepted. Jarwin, a short gain.
Time for the Hail Mary. Three seconds left, last play.
Hail Mary. Intercepted.
We don't deserve Dak.
Why did we run the ball two times in a row?
The pass game was working.
We just wasted one of the best games of Dak's career.
And Amari Cooper's.
This is Tony Romo all over again.
We really don't deserve Dak. Fire Jason Garrett!
What type of play calling?
This loss is on the coaches!
Run game wasn't working
and do we decide to do? Run it twice.
This better be Jason Garrett's last year.
It's the blue uniforms. We needed the black cat again.
At least we're still first in the division.
I'm depressed.
We couldn't tackle Dalvin Cook for nothing!
Now the Eagles fans wanna text me, okay.
I waited all Sunday for this?
I could've been sleeping!
I'm a grown man.