♪♪
[audience cheering]
- Each one of our escape rooms has its own theme.
This one is designed specifically for your group.
Good luck.
[evil laughter]
[higher-pitched evil laughter]
- That's weird.
This room looks exactly like mine.
- Uh, your room?
You mean your parents' basement.
[laughs]
Loudspeaker: It looks like all your parents' basements.
- Ohhh!
Spooky!
- Scary!
Loudspeaker: Oh, I'm sorry.
Is this not enough of a safe space for you?
- Uh, what?
Loudspeaker: Welcome, future crybabies of America,
to the millennial escape room.
- Oh come on!
- Don't you think the whole millennial thing
is just a little bit overplayed?
- If you don't find all four participation trophies
by the time the clock runs out,
you'll all die.
- Okay, we didn't even ask for participation trophies.
We were children.
You just gave 'em to us, okay?
- Yeah, and jokes on you old timer.
Death is the only sweet release
from all of our crippling debt.
- [clap]
Boom.
Loudspeaker: No, you'll die socially.
For every minute you don't find a trophy,
we'll like an old photo of your ex
on Instagram...
[gasps]
and add money to your student loan,
ensuring financial instability into your forties.
Tori: Oh, no no no.
- Okay.
Your empty threats mean nothing,
spooky voice.
Loudspeaker: And post
every cringey pick up line you've ever used
on social media.
- Yeah, we've got to find the trophies right now.
[audience laughter]
Go!
Loudspeaker: Your time begins now.
Observe the clock above the bed.
- Ah!
What is that thing?
Tanner: I think it's a sundial.
- Okay, is the--
[audience laughter]
Is the big pointy or the little pointy the hour?
Tanner: I don't know!
Tori: No, here.
Guys, I found a clue card.
Put the fitted bed sheet onto the mattress successfully.
April: Okay, um--
Tanner: What is that?
- Found it!
Found it.
Garet: All right, put it on the bed!
Put it on the bed!
- I don't know how.
I sleep on the couch.
Tanner: You-you-you've just got to find the corner!
- Hurry, hurry!
- It's all corner.
This is a sheet made of corners!
Tori: Come on, would you hurry it up?
[buzzer]
Loudspeaker: We just liked the photo of you and Brad
at prom three years ago.
- No!
Not Brad!
- Here guys.
Task two.
Use the phone on the center table
to schedule a doctor's appointment.
Tanner: What is that thing?
April: Um, okay.
[audience laughter]
I think it's a landline.
- Did you say land mine?
Garet: No guys.
I'll do it.
[exasperated sigh]
Siri.
Call the nearest doctor.
[audience laughter]
Nothing's happening!
- Here.
Use this.
- What is that?
It says phonebook.
I'm assuming it's like Facebook, but for phones.
- Oh yeah.
- Okay.
- Here, but this number's highlighted.
- Okay.
[dial tones]
Secretary: Doctor Nygaard's office.
- Hi!
Um, I would like to set up an appointment
for next Tuesday.
Secretary: Absolutely.
Could I get your insurance information?
[audience laughter]
- Kill it.
[yelling]
[buzzer]
Loudspeaker: Your student debt just increased by $10,000.
- But I was gonna be debt-free in 20 years!
- [sigh]
Here guys.
Task three!
Your challenge is to get wrinkles out of a shirt.
Ah!
Here we go.
Uh, what are we supposed to do?
Garet: How do you do that?
April: Uh, throw it in the dryer!
- Throw it away!
- Oh!
Ah, iron it!
[grunt]
Here, I think we're supposed to use this.
Tanner: Is that a UFO?
- Um...
[click]
I think it is a board of iron.
Tanner: Oh, I've seen this in old black and white TV shows.
Give it to me.
'Kay.
You just gotta...
[thud]
[audience laughter]
- It's not working!
- I'm not gonna lie, my mom usually does this for me.
[buzzer]
Loudspeaker: Text message 1:00 a.m.
"I miss you flinkydoodle!"
- [growling] You are a psychopath!
Tori: Uh, guys.
Hey, hey, hey!
Who wants number four?
Rapid fire adult conversations!
Tanner: Nope, nope.
I'm an introvert.
I recharge my batteries by being by myself.
- Yeah, no...
- Young lady.
What are you doing with your life?
- Oh...
I'm just-- I'm just finding myself.
[buzzer]
Dang it!
- And you.
- Huh?
- Why don't you have a boyfriend yet?
- [crying]
[buzzer]
- And you young man.
Maintain eye contact with me without looking at your phone.
- Huh?
[buzzer]
[alarm rings]
- Game over, you lose.
Tori: [groans]
- We didn't win!
Loudspeaker: You'll never win.
[laughter]
These millennials,
they're useless aren't they Charlie?
- They sure are boss.
[buzzing]
Loudspeaker: Oh man!
[groans]
[buzzing]
- Why don't you just shut your phone off?
- I can't.
My daughter hasn't shown me how to do that yet.
- Ohhhh!
- Boooo!
[yelling insults]
April: OK Boomer!
Loudspeaker: Are you watching Studio C
from your parents' basement?
- Parents' basement?
That's a little old-fashioned, old-timer.
You can now catch Studio C on the BYUtv app,
or BYUtv.org.
Loudspeaker: Fine.
At least like, share, subscribe, and comment
with your favorite complaint about millenials.
- Or your favorite thing.
Like my man bun.
Tori: That's not a man bun.