I like this cat. I like this cat.
Did I mention that?
I really like this cat.
Say hi to Senpai!
You're not her Senpai.
Cats. *Meow*
*Meow*
D-d-d-do-e!
What are you doing?
D-d-do!
I'm tickling you. Why are you doing it?
I'm going to put a thumbprint on your lens.
No, stop! No!
Bad! No!
What'll my other one do?
No!
You don't like my other thumb?
That's also bad.
What about a finger?
Nope!
How about my middle- No, no, no, none of that!
What about my ring finger? No, n- Don't touch this!
My pinky? We don't want to be touched.
Don't touch us weird.
Don't be bad.
I'm- But I'm the bad.
You are the bad.
Alright- I'm bad to the bird.
I'm bad to the boon!
Ah hee hee hee hee hee hee!
There he is, my one and only Senpai!
Aaugh! Sick!
I thought you were going to slap it!
You're gross!
Your hands are sweaty and salty.
It's 'cause I stuck 'em down my pants!
Eeww!!
Don't- f- What are you do-
*Laughter*
I'm trying to keep your face out of shadow. You keep like hiding behind it like-
-Further from the light, exactly. That's the wrong direction.
*Laughter*
Go ahead and play back.
*Clap*
Oh, wait. That's not- No.
*Laughter* You already did that. You're good.
There he is, my one and only Senpai!
Ok, that sounds like Toad.
*Laughs*
He's my future boyfriend, he just doesn't know it yet!
Yah! Ha!
There he is, my one and only- No, it's-
I'm trying to remember how it ow-dow-now-la-la!!!
I tried! It's low.
Wait, is it higher?
It is higher.
Aha!!!
*Laughing* I was making you sing it low.
I didn't want to say anything. I didn't want to say anything.
Oh, man! Vicious cat fight!
He is not paying attention.
That's awesome! And then I'm-
I'm going to say f- *Burp Sound*
-I'm- Stop it! Don't swear! No swearing!
There he is, my one and only Senpai!
He's my future boyfriend, he just doesn't know it yet!
I'd tell him all my feelings, all the thoughts I'd been concealing,
But it sounds so unappealing that I fart, a lot!
*Laughing* Fart a lot?
You did a good job.
Weh!!!
Except for when you said fart.
*Quiet Laughter*
They're so goofy!
*Sigh*
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
No!
No, don't light them on fire! What are you doing?!
*Laughs*
There he is, my one and only Sen-
Too quiet.
-Pai...
Stronger, make it stronger.
Raaugh!
THERE HE IS, MY ONE AND ONLY SENPAI!!!!!
Turn that back down a little.
There he is, my one and only Senpai!
He's my future boyfriend, he just doesn't know it yet!
I'd tell him all my feelings, all the thoughts I'd been concealing,
But it sounds so unappealing that I sweat, a lot!
Aw, we should try the slider out!
I got it. Oh god, no.
Ah, it's so majestic and cool!
Your skill is unprecedented.
It has no presence.
There he is, my one and only Senpai!
He's my future boyfriend, he just doesn't know it yet!
I'd tell him all my feelings, all the thoughts I'd been concealing,
But it sounds so unappealing that I sweat, a lot!
Everyday my favorite subject's Senpai!
I could- *Horn Sound* -it!
I could sit and study him for hours at a time.
I can sing this song.
Go back. Go- go back. No!
*Sigh*
Oh, there we go.
Smooth as a... whistle.
I'm done with this. It needs repairs.
Oh! Waaa!
Ow! My fingers!
*Laughing* We laid yours on the headphones and my fingers!
*Pained Laughter*
This thing's evil!
I told you I was scared of it.
Ow!
Aaaaugh!
I hope it broke your foot.
It didn't.
I hope you have to go to the hospital.
I don't.
Everyday my favorite subject's Senpai!
I could sit and study him for hours at a time.
His eyes, his hair, his derriere!
It's crazy and yet, I don't care!
And I swear one day I'll finally make him mine!
Who is that cute little student there and why's-
I moved away from the mic.
*Laughs* I wondered why you did that.
You could be writing FNAF 5 lyrics, but no! You're sitting here filming me being dumb *Goat Sound*
-FNAF night 4 yet!
You guys are wasting my time on the internet!
Because night 4 is already done.
U-u-uh, it is?
Boldface lie.
*Laughter* Aaugh! You made me angry again!
I hate you!
Right?
Make Markiplier be in more videos!
F-F-FNAF night 4-
I'm tired of not seeing Markiplier on your channel!
Mmmghh!
We do have fans like this. Mmmghh! It's scary isn't it?
Who is that cute little student there and why's she touching his arm?
If she puts moves on my Senpai then I'll have to cause her harm.
Maybe I should clean up this body or just dump it into the trash.
Senpai could never love her 'cause we're such a perfect match!
Meow! Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow!
Sick cat solo!
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow!
Everywhere that he goes, I'll be there and he won't know!
Am I mad? Maybe so, but-
But what?
That part always makes me cringe in my head.
But- but what?
Let's do it your way.
Why are we doing it my way?
'Cause I want to hear you do it.
You never let me do it my way!
I know, it's a trap!
But do it anyway.
Everywhere that he goes, I'll be there and he won't know!
I don't know how I would do it.
Yeah.
'Cause you put me on the spot.
Aaaw, did I do that?
Oh, I'm a bad person.
You are.
Yeah. That's why we love you.
Aaaw.
Dictator AJ.
People love me?
Yeah.
Probably not, they think they fake it.
Well I mean a certain someone-
They already like Markiplier! And where's FNAF night 4! I want it!
Mmmghh!!!
Give it to me!
Eehh!
So how's your dating life going, AJ?
I'm going to click unsubscribe!
I think somebody likes you.
Mahh!
*Laughs*
Fine, I'll watch this one. But only this video and then I'm subscri- I'm unsubscribing then!
I'm never coming back until you make FNAF night 4!
Did Markiplier sing this song?
Was Markiplier in this video? No! No, he wasn't! You know who that was? It was my friend John!
Is John on the internet with a Youtube channel?
Yes!
Named Markiplier?
No.
Are you sure?
His Youtube channel is Master Toku and he has nothing on it so... don't look at it.
I'll stalk it 'til he makes FNAF night 4!
Everywhere that he goes, I'll be there and he won't know!
Am I mad? Maybe so, but I love to sniff his clothes.
Then I'll make him agree, he's my blushing boy to be!
In the end all my friends will then see Senpai notice me!
What?
I was excited for the second verse!
What?!
You stole it from me.
I just completely forgot Kokona's verse and I'm like, what is the-
How could you forget about the lovely and beautiful Kokonaaaa!
Because she deserved to die?
Kokona keeps gazing at my Senpai.
I'm going to say coconut!
Coco-?
Because everybody thinks I say coconut anyway!
No! Say Kokona.
Kokona keeps gazing at my Senpai.
Maybe I should follow her and have a friendly chat?
Do you promise not to hurt her?
No!
Kokona keeps gazing at my Senpai.
Maybe I should follow- What is it Peter?
She always stops. She doesn't have to stop.
He looks at me and he's got this little eyebrow thing, like I'm wondering what the- *Bling Sound* -goin' on over there.
And I'm like, what I'm not doing anything? And he's like, that's the point! Now I have to fix it 'cause you're not doing it right!
And I'm like, well stop!
Peter has so much attitude suddenly! I've never heard him talk like that!
That's his inner self.
Oh, Peter's inner monologue is like, yo, sup' dude?
Yo, yo! What up?
I got cream soda in this cup!
*Laughs*
Welcome to Miss Bird's rap channel!
Kokona keeps gazing at my Senpai.
Maybe I should follow her and have a friendly chat.
*unsure voice* I promise not to hurt her, just to frame her for a murder. She's a Senpai stealing sultry little brat!
*Laughing* I think. *normal voice*
Let's try that again.
*Burp*
'Scuse me!
*Laughs*
Kokona keeps gazing at my *weird voice* Senpai.
*Laughter*
Maybe I should follow her and have a friendly chat.
Alright-
I promise not to hurt her, just to frame her for a murder.
*normal voice* What?
Are you in FNAF night 4? You sound like a puppet!
Yeah, I wear a mustache and go weh!
Maybe I should follow her and have a friendly chat.
Kokona keeps gazing at my Senpai.
Maybe I should follow her and have a friendly chat.
I promise not to hurt her, just to frame her for a murder. She's a Senpai stealing sultry little brat!
...I think.
Almost Noon and no sign of my Senpai.
Maybe he is making out with that nerd behind my back.
*Laughing* That's not quite how it goes.
Whatever.
Let's try it again!
Tomato, tomato, refrigerator.
Almost Noon and no sign of my Senpai.
Could it be he's making out with her behind my back?
Let's offer her a shower then we'll turn off all the power. That should sour things and get us back on track!
*Laughing* One more time!
*Fake Fart Sound*
Oh, 'scuse me!
Oh, gross! Oh, sick!
You're sick!
Always farts. I might get sick from your farts.
There's a picture on Facebook that's going around of an eight year old who's making a book series called The Fart that Killed Everybody.
So far he has two books.
*Laughter* Wow. And I have zero.
Almost Noon and no sign of my Senpai.
Can we try that one more time?
You got gurgley at the beginning. *Laughing*
You were like g- g- g-.
I can't see through all the- *Burp Sound* -I don't give!
*Laughter*
Can you see yet?
Hang on.
Yeah, cool. Ok, good. Hi!
I can see clearly now my- *Goat Sound* - are gone!
*Clears Throat*
*Loud Cough*
Almost Noon and no sign of my Senpai.
Could it be he's making out with her behind my back?
Let's offer her a shower, then we'll turn off all the power.
That should sour things and get us back on track!
Anyone who- Anyone who puts -Flirts with my Senpai.
Awudywubyfa- Flirts with my Senpai...
Gets my- Get's my shellphone-
Shellphone, huh?
My cellphone shoved up their pooper.
*Laughter*
I... Kind of.
Euugh!
I don't remember.
You should do that face again.
Eurgh!
Ok, one more time!
*no*
Anyone who flirts with my Senpai gets my cellphone shoved up their... skirt.
Let's do it again and stronger.
Stop!
*Laughs*
Don't. I'm not even wearing a skirt.
I know. *and i don't care*
Again stronger!
Uuuugh!
Anyone who flirts with my Senpai gets their cellphone shoved up their skirt.
Again.
Like Nicolas Cage this time?
Yes.
Anyone who gets with my Senpai- *Laughing*
*Laughter*
That was pretty good actually.
I might subscribe to your channel *Laughter*
Anyone who flirts with my Senpai gets their cell-
My cellphone shoved up their skirt.
That's true.
Not their cellphone up my skirt.
Anyone who flirts with my cellphone-
Anyone who flirts with my cellpone. *Laughing*
Gets... my Senpai shoved up their skirt?
Yes!
Is that how it works now?
You are just getting more and more generous by the moment!
Anyone who flirts with my Senpai gets my cellphone shoved up their skirt!
Talking to my Senpai is not an option, unless you wanna be hurt!
Why is everybody a bit uneasy when I pull out this sharp knife?
You did that on set too!
Anyone who flirts with my Senpai gets my cellphone shoved up their skirt!
En?
Talking to my Senpai is not an option, er-manerma-erma-nerma-murr!!!
Yeah, those words.
Aw- *Burp Sound* *Horn Sound* *Redead Scream Sound* *Door Bell Sound* it!!!
Weh!
What!
Weh!
What!
Weh!
What!!
Weh!
Mer-mer!
There you go. That's a much better expletive.
Fart-fart!
*Laughter*
Anyone who flirts with my Senpai gets my cellphone shoved up their skirt!
Talking to my Senpai is not an option, unless you want to be hurt!
Why is everybody a bit uneasy when I take out this sharp knife?
I am not a killer or psycho, I am Senpai's future wife!
Ha ha!
You said take out instead of pull out.
*angry/annoyed miss bird*
Does it- *Warp Sound* -matter?!
*Laughing* It's the wrong words!
No one... saw my mouth at that point!
Yes they do! No one saw it!
No one saw my mouth! You can see it.
No one saw my mouth! You can see it's...
You can read the subtitles *yup* - Nope, that's- -you can not see my mouth!
No- That is when the mic is in front of my face- No. No.
No. Nope- And I know that because I made sure it was so I didn't have to sing the whole line!
*Laughing* Let's do the right words!
No!
It was good!
Strike him downwards dead- Stop, no!
He's a slave worker! Don't-
No- Slave driver!
All I'm asking is for the right words to be said instead of the wrong ones!
Anyone who flirts with my Senpai gets my cellphone shoved up their skirt!
*beatbox**Laughter*
Why is everybody a bit uneasy when I TAKE OUT this sharp knife?! (not again)
I am not a killer or psycho, I am Senpai's future wife!
I can't believe you did that wrong on purpose to me again!
Is this fate, is this stress, is this Yandere duress?
Or obsession, possession? It's anybody's guess!
All I know is this school's full of murder making tools!
It's uncanny, but dandy for meee!
I just want you to do beefier version of this.
Like, 'cause you came in really really weak.
*whispering* I am a weak frail child.
No, you're not.
Is this fate, is this stress, is this Yandere duress?
Or obsession, possession? It's anybody's guess!
All I know is this-
Thank you, Gaston!
-School's full of murder making tools!
It's uncanny, but dandy for meee!
Uh-huh.
Senpai drank this drink!
Senpai ate this fruit!
Senpai blew his nose!
Senpai wore this bathing suit!
Senpai called this phone!
Senpai-
Shaved his hair.
God-
Aah! Aauaurgh!
Senpai drank this drink!
Lemonade I think.
*Burp*
Aw, gross!
Throwing up... his drink!
Oh, sick! *Cough*
Senpai drank this drink!
Lemonade I think.
Senpai blew his nose- That's not the right-
*Laughter* Ate this fruit.
Senpai did all these dumb things, ok?
Senpai drank this drink!
Lemonade I think.
Senpai ate this fruit!
Just a bite or two.
Senpai blew his nose!
That's a little gross.
Senpai wore this bathing suit!
Senpai called this phone!
You just took her phone.
Senpai shaved his hair!
But it's not from there!
Senpai left this note!
What was that he wrote?
Senpai wore this underweeeeaaaar!!!
We could just crop my voice out of the recording!
Hur-hur!
Freddy?
Where's night 4?! I heard it! I heard him!
Don't you wave, don't you stare, don't you act like you don't care!
Touch my Senpai, I swear I will maul you like a bear!
I'm not weird or a creep, though, I watch my Senpai sleep.
I'm not lovesick, I just want to see...
Senpai pee on me!
That... is not the words!
I have them on my shirt.
-Wants you to buy a t-shirt, but I think you should buy a mug.
Ooh!
Mugs are re- I mean-
Mugs vs. T-shirts! Go!
T-shirts you wear-
T-shirts are cool because they cover your naked body!
But, like, mugs you can drink stuff out of.
But t-shirts you can wrap around your enemies' faces to blind them!
But, like, you can crack a skull with a mug!
If you wear a t-shirt, it'll keep you warm in the frigid winters!
You can just drink something warm!
Ok, fine! Get a mug. Go buy a mug.
If they want to listen to you sing something nice, what should they click on?
Companion Cube.
Well I'll put it on the screen, but where should I put it on the screen?
On my face.
On your face? Right in the middle of your face?
Right here. *Laughing*
Why would they click on your face? They love you. They think you're great!
No they don't. And amazing!
They think I'm snarky and an a**hole.
Well...
*Laughter* They are correct about some of that! *true*
Wee!