[Captions by Judy V. at Y Translator] Hey girl, it's Melanie from Old Navy.
Could you take my for 4:45 to 9:00 shift tonight?
Yeah, I'd love to take your hours.
Yay thanks! You're the best.
And then seven and a half hours later, literally when Melanie has to go to work,
the other person texts,
By the way, you have the wrong number.
You should probably get ready for work.
Damn.
How you gonna do a complete stranger like that?
Like Melanie got some shit going on.
She's like, hey, can you cover my shift?
And then the person is gonna play along.
Like, yeah, I'd love to.
And she's just chillin like,
Yeah, my shifts gonna be covered tonight.
I could go out.
You're gonna hit her up with the, Yeah sorry, wrong number.
This person just wants to watch the world burn.
Hey Rachyl, do you remember me?
It's Tajlea.
Wrong number.
What's your number then?
Quit tricking me.
Bitch, you texted the wrong number.
How are they supposed to know what the right number is?
What number are you trying to contact?
Only Rachyl, with a Y, knows the right number, because you obviously don't.
And this girl obviously don't.
This dude sends somebody a pic of another dude holding his moobs.
And he got one right back, except with his girlfriend holding his moobs.
Except the first one looks like he actually got moobs and the other one just got a chest.
Love it!
So sorry wrong number, but you are awesome!
It's so nice when strangers play along.
Like not like the other bitch.
Somebody sends you a cage full of puppies.
Oops, wrong number.
Wait, I want one.
This number was listed as a vet's office.
I take good care of dogs,
for free.
No.
No one needs seven dogs.
You're being selfish.
Come on, just give me one.
Let me have one of those.
I'll take good care of it.
Oh, they're so cute.
I want the little white one, sniffing everybody's butts.
I like a good butt sniffer.
Oh my god.
Look, my baby.
It was just born.
Hey, I just met you.
And this is crazy.
You have the wrong number.
I don't know that baby.
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So this guy thought he was talking to Ashley that he met last night.
But Ashley gave him a fake number.
Hey this is Travis.
Is this Ashley?
Hey Travis.
Heart eyes.
What's up?
That mouth.
You cute too.
Haha, you think so?
Hell yeah.
What else do you think about me?
Kissy face.
Definitely the best head ever.
Send me a pic. Please.
Then she's gonna leave him on read.
But don't worry, he gonna try again in the PM.
Hey what you doing?
I'm just relaxing.
Glad it was good though.
Haha, I want to see you.
You gotta earn it.
And how do I do that?
I don't know, you tell me.
What do you think?
Well, I want to chill and do some white girl.
Well, I'll tell you what.
You want a pic of me, I want one of you first.
We'll go from there.
Winky face.
And he sends a pic.
Hats off please.
I always wear a hat.
Oh, why you gonna make that ugly-ass face though?
I swear guys do some crazy shit to try to look cute.
Like,
See if a girl take pics like that, it ain't cute.
It's like, what the hell are you doing?
He look like he's struggling to take the fattest shit of 2018.
Like, it's not coming out.
Haha, I wish I had a hat right now.
You know why?
Why?
Because my head is so cold.
My turn for your pic, you ready?
I'm ready.
And why is your head cold?
Cause I'm bald son.
You got the wrong number buddy.
I hope this doesn't mess things up between us though homie.
I feel like we got a real connection.
So he's been playing with him for a few days.
He's trying to get a pic out of him because he thinks it's some white girl named Ashley.
But really, it's a bald guy.
I feel like that's secretly, a lot of guys dream, like catfishing as a girl.
I don't know what it is, but I know several guys that have catfished as girls.
Have you ever catfished?
I want to know.
My mother won't let me go to the concert!!!
She is so mean!!!
If you're having mom problems, I feel bad for you son.
I got 99 problems, but a mom ain't one.
This is a 30 year old man from New York.
You have the wrong number.
Sorry about your Bieber letdown.
He's not all that.
We weren't seeing Bieber.
Bieber?
I don't listen to that.
I listen to five sauce.
Fifty seconds to summer.
Nah man, I feel you.
I know that feeling.
My parents, they wouldn't let me go to concerts growing up.
And it was like, that's all I wanted to do.
All I wanted to do was go to anime conventions and concerts.
You got mom problems.
Mine died 10 years ago.
I'm a 30 year old man, living the life in New York.
He's just gonna rub some salt into the wound.
Your father just died.
Took him long enough.
He's been buried since 1994.
You're a rude ass, all you had to say was wrong number.
No, you are the rude ass.
If somebody's dad dies, they deserve an actual phone call, not in an F'n text.
You tell him.
Man, if someone's dad dies, you're just gonna text them?
Oh I don't got to deal with this.
Let me just put it in writing.
I ain't good with phone calls anyway.
But yeah man, if it's something like that, they deserve a phone call.
Dude, are you ready to party!!!
Um who is this?
Oh sorry, wrong number.
Bye.
...but I want to party.
I hope they replied.
And they met up.
And then they partied.
Because if not, they left you on read.
That's a sad day, sad day for dude.
Who's this?
Why?
Are you a boy or a girl?
I'm a grill.
What's your name?
George Foreman.
I thought you were a girl.
No, I'm a grill.
Oh.
That's my favorite kind of grill.
The George Foreman.
I bet this dude got hella excited.
Like you started texting somebody like, oh, you a girl?
No, I'm a grill.
That's the closest thing I ever talked to, to a girl.
Aye Tina, who you with?
Hey man, just with my cat.
The fuck man, you ain't Tina.
The fuck, you know a Tina?
No, she gave you the wrong number dude.
Well I hope you made a nice new friendship out of it.
Maybe you could go over to his house, pet his cat.
The same thing you were gonna do with Tina, right?
Somebody sent a picture of a body part.
Not sure what, maybe it's like elbow or something.
I think you have the wrong number, but feel free to send another.
Somebody sent this pic.
Wrong number, sorry.
What is even going on here?
I wanna know.
What happened?
Why is he dressed like that?
Why is he in a lake?
Is he getting onto a boat?
Did he do the deed?
Did he drown somebody?
And he's just chilling, getting back on his boat.
He's sending this proof to somebody that he did it.
That he did the deed?
Why is it a purple suit?
Where is he?
What's going on?
Hey mate. My name is Mario.
I just wanted to know if I could come and take a look at the car you have for sale?
After 5:00 p.m. is good from me.
When are you available?
Cheers!
I should be available after 6:00 tomorrow.
Good night beautiful.
Cannot wait to have you in my arms.
Love and miss you.
Heaps.
Look man, I'm just interested in the car.
So, he accidentally sent, the guy who's trying to buy his car,
instead of his girlfriend, a goodnight text.
And this dude, he took it the wrong way like,
What the hell man? I just want the car.
I don't want you.
I don't want you if you come with the car.
What's up Queen?
Who's this?
Who else calls you Queen?
My fault, wrong number.
Wait.
I'll be your queen.
Come back.
And nobody ever called me Queen before.
I want to be somebody's queen.
Yo, is this Kelsi?
It's Brian.
No, this is Jake from State Farm.
What are you wearing, Jake from State Farm?
Uh, khakis?
Well, you sound hideous.
Yo Jake, my girlfriend cheated on me.
Am I covered?
You're covered Brian!
We will replace your girlfriend with a newer model.
Sweet, but will me rates go up?
The only thing going up is your future, bro.
Man, find you strangers like this.
Wait, how do you find a stranger?
How do you find a stranger like this
that's so supportive?
Everyone thinks you suck.
I think you have a wrong number.
James?
Nope, Andrew.
Well, you probably suck too.
This dude is so salty he got the wrong number, he's like,
Well you know what, everybody with this number
and a number that is similar to James sucks!
Okay.
Some random number just inspired me to turn my life around.
Y'all need to get it the **** together right now.
Wrong people, sorry.
Nah, you right.
I do need to get my shit together.
So inspirational.
See, get you a stranger like this.
Happy birthday!!!
You're the second person who has text that.
And I think you got the wrong number.
Oh. Well, when is your birthday?
February the 3rd.
Sweet, I'll text you then, stranger.
Look at these strangers.
They're like hella nice.
What if they like actually remember your birthday, and your own mom doesn't?
Why are you not at church?
Who is this?
God.
Why are you texting in church?
Pay attention.
They got you.
Like you checks why you not at church, but you're sitting here texting in church.
Rude.
Look at Lex, don't tell her I sent this to you.
Wrong number.
I sent this to the right person.
Quanda this King.
My name is Mandi and I'm in DC.
People always text this number but I don't know a Quanda.
Oh sorry.
Quanda dis King.
King of what?
King of white ass teeth, I could tell you that.
Have a good trip home, Syreeta.
Who's this?
Auntie Pat.
I think you have the wrong number, sorry.
Have a good trip home, Syreeta.
Still the wrong number.
I don't think Auntie Pat realizes.
Have a good trip, Syreeta.
Yo Ice, we hitting up the streets tonight or what man.
Who's this?
Delante. Isn't this Trey?
Did Dwayne give me the wrong number again?
Yes, he did.
Come on man, first, my goldfish died, and now this.
The day keeps getting worse and worse.
Sorry man. I'm gonna have to put the hurt on Dwayne.
Peace.
Damn.
First, his goldfish died.
I hope he rest in peace.
Flush that bitch down the toilet, peace.
I'm-a go take it out on Dwayne.
Getting ready, laugh my ass off.
Wrong person sorry.
Oh, remember when people used to do a 'q' instead of a 'g'.
And then the dude is gonna send a towel pic back.
Like, oh how cute.
I remember everybody in high school used to text like that.
Do the 'g' as a 'q' to make it look all bougie and shit.
But anyways, that's all for today.
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