[music playing]
♪ Carolers singing Sleigh bells are ringing ♪
♪ It's that time of year ♪
♪ Everyone's toasting Chestnuts are roasting ♪
♪ Christmas time is near ♪
♪ Something's missing and I'm wishing Wishing that you knew ♪
♪ How much it would mean to spend this Christmas time with you ♪
♪ So if you feel it coming ♪
♪ On this special day ♪
♪ Just trust your heart Don't let your head get in the way ♪
♪ 'Cause it's Christmas ♪
♪ And the start of something new ♪
♪ Oh it's Christmas ♪
♪ And I hope you will feel it too ♪
♪ Candy canes and mistletoe Jack Frost nipping at your nose ♪
♪ But all of it means nothing Without you ♪
♪ Just for a minute, you get a feeling Look up in the sky ♪
♪ Santa's here, so get in the spirit Just give it a try ♪
♪ Children beaming and I'm dreaming Hoping that it's true ♪
♪ 'Cause it would mean so much to spend This Christmas time with you ♪
♪ So if you feel it coming ♪
♪ On this special day ♪
♪ Just trust your heart 'Cause I can't wait to hear you say ♪
♪ That it's Christmas ♪
♪ And the start of something new ♪
♪ Well it's Christmas ♪
♪ And I hope you will feel it too ♪
♪ Everyone together sing Silver bells, and golden rings ♪
♪ But all of it means nothing ♪
♪ Without you, no, no, no ♪
♪ It's not Christmas without You, you, you♪
♪ It's not Christmas without you♪
[cheering]
That's my girl.
Merry Christmas, Andre, from your Secret Santa.
[cheering]
Can I please switch Secret Santa assignments with someone?
Come on, please! Tori?
Sorry, I didn't sign up for the Secret Santa thing.
Yeah, none of us did.
Why not?
'Cause it's stupid.
Why should we buy gifts for random people we don't care about?
I mean, what's the point?
Alright.
You kids need a big fat dose of Christmas spirit
rammed into your teenage hearts.
So there such, as your teacher I require you to participate in...
Shh! Secret Santa.
[groaning]
No ad lib complaining!
I'll text you all your Secret Santa assignments,
and I expect you all to give very good,
very creative gifts.
And what if we don't?
Whoever gives the worst gift
will have to join me on Christmas Eve for...
Christmas yodeling.
[groaning]
What's Christmas yodeling?
- Dude! - Tori!
[yodeling]
Calling Cat Valentine!
I'm Cat Valentine! Who's calling?
[laughing]
Your Secret Santa.
Oh my God, yay!
[laughing]
And your Christmas present is...
Your very own cotton candy machine!
[screaming]
That's right, this man Larry Stein will follow you around all week
and give you all the cotton candy you want.
Oh my God, Robbie! Thank you!
This is the best Christmas present ever!
Look everyone!
Robbie got me a cotton candy machine with a man!
Mr. Robbie Shapiro.
Hey, Beck.
Let's talk Secret Santa.
You're my Secret Santa?
Merry Christmas, Rob.
[music playing]
You bought me a girl?
No, no.
You know how you always talk about that bully,
the one who used to beat you up when you were seven?
Yeah, Christie Vicaris.
Man, I hated that beefy little witch and her mean face.
And you always say you'd kill for one chance to tell her off.
Yeah.
Robbie, Christie Vicaris.
You found her? You're Christie?
So, you wanna tell me off?
Well, I did.
But now you're hot.
Maybe you kids should go to Jet Brew and talk things over.
Oh, I'm not paying three dollars for a cup of coffee.
Woo, this will buy coffee and scons.
- It's 'scones'. - Maybe in Canada.
Merry Christmas, Rob!
Secret Santa time!
- You're mine or his? - Yours, for you!
Give it.
Hey guys, can I ask you a--
Shut up! I'm opening a Christmas present!
Brunch...
Oh my God, Cat you did not.
[squealing]
- Scissors? - They're special scissors!
OK.
They're from a real movie.
I cannot believe you got me these.
What movie were they used in?
The Scissoring.
Wait, the one with that girl that comes back from the dead
and uses a pair of scissors on her two best friends?
- Yep. - Starting with the pretty girl.
Merry Christmas.
- You're my Secret Santa? - Ho, ho.
Ho.
So, what's my gift?
An idea for a present to give to Andre.
You have an idea?
A perfect one.
Awesome, tell me.
Beg me.
Hey, man.
- Hey, Beck. - Yeah, hey, hi, what?
- Bam! - Oh.
So you're my Secret Santa?
True chiz, open it up.
OK.
You bought me a cricket?
Nope, I caught you a cricket.
That's the one that's been living in your trailer keeping you up every night.
Shut up. How did you catch him?
Well, your mom let me into your place after you left this morning and
I used some peanut butter to lure him into that box.
How did you know that crickets like peanut butter?
Everybody likes peanut butter.