- [Voiceover] Here are 11 things
that happen when you're drunk.
Number one, you drank too much, idiot.
And now you're buying drinks for all your friends.
- Drinks for all my friends!
(cheers)
(laughs)
- [Voiceover] Number two, who do you think you are,
Donald Trump? You're broke, remember?
Oh, no you don't, because you're drunk.
(laughs) Moving on to number three,
you're a bit more open with people.
- My God, Travina, I love you, like honestly.
You are so beautiful and kind.
- [Voiceover] Like, a little too open.
Like, "dark secrets" open.
- Hey Zack. - Hey, what's up?
- I almost stripped last year
when I couldn't pay my phone bill.
Don't tell anyone.
- [Voiceover] Awkward.
Here's the part where you binge eat.
Which often leads to number five, crying.
(cries)
Followed by a good old number six, yelling.
(yells)
You're out of control now, so welcome to number seven,
the fight with your boyfriend.
- Babe, you're outta control.
- Tony, you're outta control, we're over.
- [Voiceover] Here's the part where you call your ex.
- Tony, I love you.
Can we get back together?
- [Voiceover] Here's the part where you get back together.
Maybe you guys should take a break.
- I missed you. - Oh, I missed you, too!
I love you so much. - I love you.
- OK, I'll see you later.
- [Voiceover] Whatever, you're happy
and you're having a good time.
Oh, wait, you forget about the worst one of all, puking.
(liquid splashes on ground)
Oh, wait. That wasn't the worst one.
This is, the rally.
- Let's do it again! (whistling)
- [Voiceover] Oh, wait, no. It's this.
Pass out. (thudding noise)
Maybe you should stop drinking.
(upbeat music)