Tom, I don't think I can be your girlfriend anymore
You don't pay me enough attention
I'm sorry
I hope this helps
Tom, I just don't think we can be best friends anymore
I mean, you ate my pizza!
I'm sorry
I hope this helps
You're fired!
I hope this helps
Second chance!
William Walliams!
"Call now!"
You won't regret it!
Uh, what a loser
Who would do that!?
What else is on?
Morning. Yep.
I'm not gonna come in today. I'm, like, sick
See you tomorrow or something
Cheers, thanks, bye
I'm hungry
Pizza!
Oh yes!
Oh my god!
So good!
Cheers!
So how's you and your missus, then?
Uh, so right, so last night we went to this pizza place...
and then she breaks up with me, she's like "I'm sorry, I can't be your girlfriend anymore"
She gives me this pizza and she's like "I hope this helps!"
It makes no sense!
I mean, I can't believe it really
But that pizza though. Seriously!
Best pizza I've ever had!
Without a doubt!
The cheese. It was like..
Melty butter with cheese
And...
Honestly, that's the only thing keeping me from crying right now.
Knowing I have pizza in the fridge when I get home
I kind of ate your pizza
Sorry
You did what?
It was alright
Hannah!
Tom, I'm leaving you
You don't pay me enough attention
I'm sorry
I hope these help
Thanks, I suppose
I'll water these later
Tom, you called in sick yesterday
You're always calling in sick
I don't think this is gonna work
You're fired
I hope this helps
Oh for fu-
Aly?
Hannah!
This guy!?
Loser!
Alyyyyyy!
Second chance!
William Walliams!
"Tom Turner"
Hi Dr. Walliams
Mr. Turner
I saw your infomercial
Yes
Yes you're thinking about the past
You want to change the past
using my 3rd conditional
Err Yes
You see
This is your timeline
And something happened in your past
Sorry, Doctor
I saw the informercial. I know the 3rd conditional
I'm just curious. How does it work?
It's very interesting and very simple
Follow me
So Doctor how do I get this second chance
First I put this on your head
Don't worry, be very relaxed, very still
You're not gonna do anything crazy like shave my head or something like that?
Oh no, no, no, God no.
My girlfriend left me
It's like a magic spell
You say the correct words
and everything in the past changes...
(In your mind)
We say the magic words. 3rd conditional
Uh, what a loser!
Who would do that!?
What else is on?
I'm back!
Pizza!
Job!
Hannah!
Oh come on!
Past Tom!
It's future Tom!
Don't eat that pizza!
Why are you interrupting my pizza time?!
But that's it! It's not YOUR pizza! It's Aly's
I ate that pizza and it was really good!
But Aly stopped being my friend!
OUR friend!
I'll go put on that shirt I like
What am I gonna eat?
Good shower?
That's better!
Look past Tom...
You made a lot of mistakes
Let's start with your girlfriend
We didn't pay her enough attention
Tom!
And your job! We always called in sick!
Hello, Mrs. Faulkner
I just called to say if you need me to come in earlier
I'll be more than happy to help!
You're a great boss!
I love you! Let's never break up!
If I hadn't come to William Walliams, my life would've been ruined