﻿Over the hills and across the seas, past islands and maelstroms,
two knight brothers sailed the ocean.
Their names were Petropavlovsk and Alexander Nevsky,
and their journey was a difficult, but noble one.
Their quest—to free Kremlin's daughter, beautiful Moskva,
from Crocosaurian captivity.
Choose which one of us you’ll marry, princess!
You'll live in a Port made of pure doubloonium!
All the best signals and camos will be yours!
Never will Kremlin's daughter marry such a hideous monster as yourselves!
...And the inscription on that island read,
"Go left, and you'll become stronger than ever;
go right, and your guns will fire quicker than ever;
go straight, and the Port is your destiny."
It was time for our knights to part ways.
What!? Why!?
Tradition.
But we don't want to!
Nevsky goes right, Petropavlovsk goes left.
My script says so.
(sighs)
Sooner or later, Petropavlovsk came across...
...a wall of filthy fog—an artful trap set by the Crocosaurs.
What a foul smell!
It’s not befitting of a knight to be afraid of a mere stench.
Ok (submissively).
Ow, the world is falling dark before my reticle...
My propellers are growing weak.
Neither birds nor animals can cross this fog.
I barely had enough power to get out of that accursed place.
All of a sudden, a maiden appeared—her looks outlandish, her eyes full of tears.
What’s your name, oh exotic beauty, and why are you crying?
Urashima is my name.
My home Port was attacked by evil creatures from the heavens.
They know the dark arts and no one can hide from them—
they can see through fog, and even stone!
Well, I'm not hiding!
Lead the way!
Meanwhile, his brother Nevsky found himself near a fiery mountain
where wild tribes survived by pillaging and plundering.
Assisting fellow warriors is a true honor for a knight!
You saved us from certain death, outlander!
Stay with us—with you on our side we’ll take the fiery mountain back!
Vile Crocosaurs are holding my sister captive.
I'm on a quest to save her.
Nevsky hadn’t gotten far, when a swarm of Crocosaurian servants—
metal birds—swooped down upon him from behind the fiery mountain
and began casting their steel feathers at the knight.
What the devilry is this!?
Serves you right for wearing such unnatural camos as these!
Even a knight's strength has its limits.
Feeling that his end was near,
our noble warrior prepared to say farewell to the world he knew.
What the... (Beep)
Who fights like... (Beep)
Shameless... (Beep)
(Beep) (Beep)
It seems that I am to fall in this foreign land.
I feel my strength giving out...
Your brothers will die one by one!
Forgive me, father Kremlin.
I don’t need either any doubloonian camouflages.
I'd give it all just to see you and my brothers again!
Meanwhile, beautiful Urashima hastened to Petropavlovsk.
Drink the magic potion of Repair!
And take this enchanted lens, for it will give you the ability
to see through the murky fog!
Perhaps I gave up too soon!
For every magic action there is a magic reaction!
The outlandish warriors saw that Nevsky was having a hard time
and rushed to his aid.
Thank you, brave warriors—you saved me.
Take these two magic tools as gifts.
One will help you ward off the metal birds and is called "Defensifier;"
the other—"Hydra-Occultix"—is great against sea monsters and their torpedoes.
Thank you, fair lady.
You came just in time.
I know, sir knight, that your way ahead lies beyond the filthy fog,
but neither men, nor animals, nor birds can pass through it.
But for saving us from our bane, I'll help you.
Meanwhile, the vile Crocosaurs were busy
discussing their low and cunning plan to destroy the knights.
Screw the plan!
Just attack all at once and that's it!
We’re a horde!
Great thinking, guys!
Do you have a plan B?
While Urashima led our knights through the filthy fog,
they told each other stories of their adventures
and shared the wondrous gifts they had been given.
The brothers emerged from the fog and saw the Crocosaurian army—
an epic battle began!
Our knights slew countless hordes of monsters, but they kept on coming.
The brothers’ armor battered and their guns bent,
they drank the last Repair potion.
It seemed as though their final hour had come.
Goodbye, brother!
No! All this fighting can't be for nothing!
And they would rest on the seabed for all eternity,
immersed in the salt water—their sister's bitter tears washing over them.
Would you stop it already!?
We have kids watching us!
And who's going to save Moskva!?
And Moskva received a special status...
What the...! To hell with tragedy!
Suddenly, out of nowhere...
I brought help!
Father!
Brothers!
My darling!
And so, they returned to their palace together and lived happily ever after,
in a kingdom abundant with Coal and Steel.
Next time, I'll tell you the story of how beautiful Moskva,
daughter of king Kremlin,
was captured by evil wizards.