welcome back to the show the last time you were here we were talking about uh your uh upcoming
wedding yes it took place how'd that go it went well she said yes i said yes uh you have a big
ceremony party it was a pretty big party it was really fun and uh we're married now good for
you it's great thank you thank you very much how long ago was it uh it was uh one year ago
we got it it was october 2nd where did you get married in uh uh sonoma uh beautiful there yeah
wine country that's wine country that's wine country they've legitimized getting super drunk
in one area of the country that's a big event uh hundreds of people there's like 200 people i
think something like that were you nervous before you walked down the aisle i was super nervous oh
you don't walk down the aisle do you i do walk yeah i get there somehow i mean i walk today
they don't just like air drop me in but yeah they uh i came up on a riser like bono yeah it was uh
well that's very nice it was amazing spared no expense but uh no yeah i i i did walk down the
aisle yeah any second thoughts any trepidation no i was nervous though i actually it's the i
i thought i would uh ingest some herbal uh calming solutions uh prior to the ceremony
and it's actually the first time ever i tried that and had like a full-blown panic attack and
uh and it it failed me my herbal solutions failed me for the first time so you were you were having
a little uh inner free-floating uh dagger-like anxiety it was i got i got anxiety and i started
getting cold and i and and i i was i was just in a bath i thought i would throw up during my wedding
and no one wants to do that no no no no no no no uh but now i'm married how about the honeymoon
where'd you kids go on the honeymoon uh where we we went to fiji which was very nice it was pretty
fiji's nice shockingly yeah it's it's really nice in fiji yeah where did you stay were you downtown
fiji or downtown fiji central fiji yeah it's nicely out down there's a lot of crime in uptown
it's just little rattan starbucks is on every corner once you're in uh or out by the airport
yeah but is it is it it's uh truly a tropical south pacific paradise it's a tropical paradise
fiji there's coconuts everywhere and below the equator i have no idea where it is to be totally
honest uh literally no clue whatsoever uh it's near new jersey i think right yeah weehawken it's
outside of long island but so it's going well and married life what do you think it's good she takes
care of me which is good because i'm helpless uh in many ways i've learned and don't take
good care of myself uh tell us about that how does that manifest she uh she she what don't you take
care of that you ought to be taking care of i've never been to the dermatologist ever in my life
and uh apparently you're supposed to especially when you're like me and have weird stuff growing
all over your body like i have something that looks like a croissant on my back i don't know
if that's supposed to be there uh but so she uh she made me go to the dermatologist for
the first time ever actually it is good advice because i think the numbers on the skin cancer
and things you ought to be worried about are increasing they are so they and so they
get there and they and they and they they in they examine every inch of your body right uh
literally every inch of your body uh and my wife was there with me which was serene what what inch
what inch are you talking about uh what inch yeah there was one well it's i mean it's not funny you
say but there was i they found an anomaly on my groinal region and checkpoint exactly and
we're going to have to be running off we have a sitter at home could we get there
we got to get the check grenades as bad as all go but they uh but what happens when they do that
is they have to document it they have to take a photo of it and so so there's this like 50 year
old woman in the room and my wife and they're like we have to take a picture of your bare
groinal region and i've never taken nude photos in my life come on come on i haven't oh come on
i didn't know i wanted them to be good you know so
that's right so i didn't know it's like my instinct was to kind of like
you know like like i remember seeing burt reynolds on the cover of playgirl once so he
was kind of like yeah i think that that is the way to go they didn't they didn't want
that they didn't want it it's more the she just was kind of like boop that was
like taking a picture of a hamburger or something she just like now what did it turn out i mean what
i don't want to know much more is it oh is it okay i have to get more pictures taken regularly
so oh they want to document they don't like that yeah what did they say off the or we think this
might be uh what did they say it's just a mole i think but i will have a calendar in 11 more visits
that's lovely
now when all right stop it now here is a i want to know about this and i want to know
everything about it and i want to i want to know all the details yes and what was going
through your mind and stuff uh you've had so many really great funny big money movies yes and now
uh it's a bit of a departure it's a funny movie but your co-star is barbra streisand now now
how did that how did how did you guys get paired up like that i mean who lost a bet yeah exactly
either me or her we'll see uh coming up i guess um it was someone this guy dan fogelman wrote
the movie and he uh went on a road trip with his mother and so he wrote a script based on it
now why did he go on a road trip with his mother uh i think he did just to share an experience
which is not why i'm doing it in the movie i'm doing it to pon her off on another dude because
i don't like hanging out with her which i find much more relatable
but yeah it's a weird combination me and barbara but i met her and we we had good
chemistry which sounds disgusting and sexual but uh did you show her your mole i did i she existed
hey barbara come here a second honey take a look at this that's what we're talking about
exactly she wouldn't she would have looked honestly she would have checked it out i'll agree
with you i thought that the two of you seemed very comfortable on screen together i thought
this is not a bad combination here thank you very much i mean uh she's just a jewish lady you know
and i'm a jewish guy so we get along pretty well yeah there's a lot of chemistry there uh now the
idea is you start your road trip uh in new york new jersey new jersey and and you you head to
west and you make stops along the way yeah and i was stunned when i was told that the whole film
was shot about 45 minutes from malibu yeah in malibu literally in malibu barbara won't leave
malibu is it what bench warrants whatever it is yeah i don't know what it is bad
checks she could be you never know but uh yeah so she's like i'm going to agree
to make this movie where we drive across the entire country but you got to do it in malibu
so yeah i mean there's literally a scene where we go to the grand canyon and that's like
five minutes from the pacific ocean that we filmed that like now how do they how do they
do that because we're looking at it and we're thinking oh i see what they've done they've put
doubles to do the background no not doubles at all it's all computer effects green screen really
so when we're looking at the grand canyon it's been a generated by computer it's a
photo that someone's taken and then they've uh and we're standing in front of a green
screen very convincing barbara wasn't even there sometimes i was just talking to a tennis ball
i've heard that about barbara exactly no tennis ball was great though it was really funny and uh
you had very good chemistry now the the idea it is it is provocative because you think what would it
be like if i were to drive a cross-country with my mother now could you and your mother do that like
right now if you had to leave new york and drive to albuquerque with my mother no not at all that
would be ludicrous uh maybe you know it depends on uh how much alcohol there was available i think
probably well you can't drink and drive but if she was driving i could make her drive and then
you can make my mom drink when you're menopausal god i don't know the rules um
now let's let's uh before we show the clip i want to know a little bit about uh weed
yes uh because i'm your guy yeah they've they've legalized weed in washington and also in colorado
yes yeah i was close to moving to washington when i heard that yeah now if i if i were to
uh smoke some of the weed now that you buy in in colorado yeah say you and i go into a weed store
and and we say uh seth and i would like a joint yeah yeah they would know yeah they would know
but would it be so awful powerful i'd take one hit and you'd have to call the emt
probably yeah now is that is that what you're looking for that's what i want i go give me
the best you got i uh want to completely numb my brain yeah but how can you do anything when
you're uh that far uh looped i don't know it just kind of happened so now are you are you
uh a load of wheat weeded as sewn now not very no i uh i'm never really at zero i don't think
just because there's a there's a cumulative effect that it just kind of yeah probably in
there somewhere right imagine yeah so so you have no problem coming out here on a tv show
after smoking a weed that's fine now see i would have to come out on a gurney
because i i can remember when i was years and years and years ago the last time you smoked
oh god it's been 30 years when i was in california and it was like somebody robin williams said
it's like oh i'm hungry and that was it it's not like that now it's not like that now but
what is it like it's i have to warn people i'm used to it but i've actually like had to start
warning people at parties like it's really strong because i've seen a lot of people like go home
early and then i feel bad for them honestly because it's what happens to them when they
don't know that it's going to be that strong i don't know you should they kind of just stop
talking and i assume they are thrust in a deep mental uh conundrum and they uh some people just
uh just lock themselves in the bathroom i don't know what they're doing in there honestly but
it can be frightening because you you feel like oh no i've lost i've no no longer in in control
of my factory and they think it might never end yeah yeah which i'm looking for again that's like
well but now so now now let's just say for a recreational purposes we go into the weed store
yeah hi i'm dave it's my friend seth we'd like a joint and you would say you know like i'd like a
double or whatever you said you'd make it a double exactly yeah and then would you smoke the entire
joint while you were there uh they don't let you smoke it there you got to take it home so you go
out in the parking lot no they don't like that either they kind of want you to uh well where
do you go smoke the damn thing at your home okay you take it home yeah you sit down yeah uh and
and okay and you light up the joint you smoke the whole thing right there sometimes it depends on
how many video games i'm about to play now you can you can actually play video games with that kind
of fog in your brain i think my generation is very accustomed to being stoned and playing video games
good news for all of us the future the future of america ladies and gentlemen
wow well um this went in a whole different direction that i don't know
is it is it expensive is marijuana expensive now it depends it ranges on a joint like
between 10 and like 30 bucks depending on your quality that you're achieving for for
a joint 10 or 30 bucks and if you were gonna buy a lid you'd first need a time machine
that's pretty good uh you may be impaired but you're pretty funny thank you
that's my whole thing yeah that's what it'll say on my tombstone did barbara uh do you and barbara
share uh some weed no she wouldn't smoke weed with me she uh yeah she that's funny yeah it is
i tried don't try but yeah she she wouldn't do it i don't think she would have functioned well on
it honestly yeah she's kind of an over functioner as it is okay i have one more weed question go for
it where where is the the and i like to say primo yeah where is the where do we get the primo weed
these days uh and i'm not just saying this because i'm from there but vancouver british columbia
that one's on the house exactly um okay now this are we in a college channel
nothing is the way it used to be no it's all different now
what about the wife does she enjoy the weed uh yeah a little bit i think to be around me you have
to to some just uh yeah i'm kind of the playing field i'm kind of getting that tonight exactly
merry christmas thank you happy holidays thank you very much enjoy yourself and i
think you will i will we'll be right back with john witherspoon it opened earlier
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