- Hi, I'm Dietrich.
- And I'm Daniel.
- And we're playing Would You Rather.
- And I regret everything.
(coughing)
(retching)
- Oh...
Oh.
- I'm burning.
- This is just...
This is horrible.
(retching)
What did you do to me?
It's not going to stop.
(retching)
- [Blaine] How are you guys feeling right now?
- Bad.
- I feel really bad.
- Essentially we just got poisoned.
So, that's how I feel.
- [Blaine] Who are you guys?
- I am Daniel.
- And I am Dietrich.
We're playing a game of Would You Rather
in which we have to choose between two evils.
- We have to pick one and then we do it,
and then there's an internet poll,
and if we go against the internet poll
then we have to do the other fucking challenge
like a bunch of fucks.
We've got a prize brewing but they're usually shitty prizes.
- [Blaine] Alright, are you ready for your would you rather?
- Yeah, let's fucking do this!
Would you rather have permanent freckles
tattooed on your face
or shave up all the hair off of your body?
Are you fucking kidding me, Blaine?
All of your body hair?
Eyebrows?
- [Blaine] Yup.
- Oh, okay, so that's the big one--
- Come on!
I need to go find a bucket to puke in
and then we're going to go discuss this.
- We'll throw this up and I guess we'll talk.
- Okay, so it looks like eyebrows have an average
five to seven week growth cycle.
- Six to eight weeks is the steady truth.
- Oh, goddammit.
But the other option is we get
fucking freckle tattoos,
and according to Blaine they're going to be
fucking dots all over our faces.
- [Blaine] Do you want to see what you look like
with some freckles?
- I feel like you want to draw freckles on us.
- [Blaine] I'll say it already,
it looks pretty bad.
- See, and freckles don't...
- [Blaine] It's more like a leopard--
- Alright!
- [Blaine] I think you guys should do that.
You should definitely get--
- You look sick.
Hey, I'm Daniel.
- Hi, I'm Koji.
- [Daniel Hey, Koji.
- [Dietrich] Koji, I'm Dietrich.
- Dietrich. Nice to meet you.
- Would you be able to make an image
of what we would look like
if we either had no hair or had freckles on our faces?
- Well I can show you guys kind of
to get you an idea of what would you look like either way.
Are you guys ready for this?
- Yeah.
- Alright, so we'll start with Dietrich.
And so this is roughly what you would like without hair.
- Oh, no.
You look like a burn victim.
- [Dietrich] I mean that's much worse
than I could have ever possibly imagined.
- And here's you with freckles.
- No, that's not freckles.
That's, that's, that's acne rosacea...
That's not, that's not freckles.
- Blaine, that's not what you're going to--
- [Blaine] I think that's a good option, yeah.
- God, I don't even want to see mine now.
- Okay, are you ready for this?
- Yeah.
- So this is roughly what you would like without hair.
(laughing)
- For a fact...
- [Blaine] Alright, hey, hey.
We need to get a decision.
You guys decide?
- Yeah, I think, I think we've made a decision.
I think we're going to shave all of our body hair off.
- [Blaine] Whooo!
- Oh!
- [Blaine] Whooo!
Whoo!
- Are you done?
(upbeat drum music)
- Sure there's a lot of shaving utensils.
What are these things?
Oh, waxing strips!
Good!
You got like a little bit of sweater arm.
What, you guys couldn't shop For better razors?
What the fuck is this shit?
- [Blaine] Can we get, take care of this really fast?
- You want to get that done?
Oh no.
- Yeah, it's a waxy bastard.
What Dan is about to experience...
- Oh no!
- Is probably painful.
- Oh!
Oh, God!
- [Blaine] Do you want to get Dietrich back?
- Yeah.
- You look so serious.
- I'm not.
Fuck, fuck!
- Do you want to do one at the same time?
Oh!
- Fuck you, Dan!
- God!
(razors buzzing)
- [Daniel] Ah, ah!
- Don't try to shave both of us.
You're doing too much, Dan!
The towels are difficult to keep on.
- Here, you know what you should do?
I hold, I do them and you pull away real fast.
I do this and then you--
- Oh, and I jump away?
- Yeah.
- I'm so nervous for that.
- Three, two, one.
(laughing)
- I hate this.
- This is--
- I absolutely hate this.
Oh, man! Okay!
- [Blaine] Potentially morning routine.
7:30am wake up with a spoonful of yogurt
right for half hour.
8am lunch, shower, clean the pots, then get dressed.
- Hey!
- [Blaine] One more trip.
Any last words, Dietrich?
- Just buzz me, man.
- Buzz me, bro.
(laughing)
- With every stroke I can feel you
taking like a year off how I look.
- Ready?
- No.
- Oh, boy.
Three, two, one.
- Oh, goddammit.
Oh, God.
(laughing)
Don't tell me it doesn't look that bad,
because I know it looks bad.
(laughing)
I'm so fucking bald.
I'm so hairless.
Dan, are you prepared?
- Yeah.
(upbeat instrumental music)
- Y'all ready for this?
- Just be gentle.
This is my favorite eyebrow by the way.
- It's a beautiful eyebrow.
It was a beautiful eyebrow.
- Oh, no.
Actually at a distance that's rough.
I'm not excited about the look.
- [Blaine] Dietrich looks the scariest of between you two.
(laughs)
Are you ready for the internet poll?
- Goddammit.
Yeah.
Fuck.
Goddammit, Blaine.
Why do we have to fucking do this?
- [Blaine] On our internet poll 57 out of a 100 people said
that they would shave all their hair off.
- Yes!
No, no, no!
- [Blaine] You fucking won.
- I don't like those things.
- [Blaine] I have a prize for you.
You're going to love it.
So you feel a lot better about yourselves.
So follow me, okay?
- Okay.
Hi.
- Hi. I'm Dietrich.
- I'm Katya.
- Katya. Hello.
- Nice to meet you.
- Daniel. Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you, Daniel.
- And so...
- [Blaine] Go ahead and take a seat guys.
- Please sit down.
- Yeah.
- If you would like, I can give yous some eyebrows.
We can paint them on.
- This is lovely.
I mean, I appreciate that.
- [Blaine] Alright, Katya, are you cool doing the eyebrows
that we discussed from earlier?
- Yes, I'm cool.
- Oh, we don't get a choice?
- [Blaine] No, no, no.
- I don't think so.
- Jesus Christ.
- It's good, you know.
- [Daniel] No. It's great.
- [Blaine] Go ahead and take a look.
- Oh.
Oh, wow.
(laughs)
- You can open your eyes.
- It's...
- The phoenix just rising from the middle of your face.
- They look look like feathers, yes.
- [Both] Thank you, Katya.
- You're welcome.
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(electronic music)