- I'm Josh.
- I'm Liza.
- Er, I'm gonna steal your cell phone.
- What are you doing?
- I'm taking a picture of my junk.
No. (scoffs)
I'm adding myself to your calendar, right here.
Next Thursday.
- Are you asking me on a date?
- Was that a yes?
- I don't know, let me see that junk shot first.
Oh my God.
I totally thought that was gonna sound flirty,
but it came out creepy.
- It came out really sexy, if you ask me.
Well, to first times.
- You pay attention.
- I do pay attention.
And for certain people, I lavish my attention.
(door slams)
(upbeat music)
(Liza giggling)
- Hey, what's so funny?
(upbeat music continues)
- Hi.
- I am so sorry I passed out last night.
I was just really nervous
'cause there's something that I need to tell you.
(Liza sighs nervously)
Nevermind.
(upbeat music continues)
- Ah! (both laughing)
- You broke the bed.
- I didn't. You broke your bed.
(Josh laughs)
- I know it seems impossible.
If you love him, be with him.
(Kelsey yelling)
- Stop it.
Are you crazy?
(bottle breaking)
(Kelsey gasps)
- You think that I can maybe have another chance?
- I'm all about second chances.
(upbeat music continues)
- What?
- What? Come on, let's give it a go.
- (sighs) Okay.
(Liza squeals)
(uplifting music)
I've gotta admit I'm pretty excited.
(uplifting music continues)
- I love you.
- I love you too, Josh.
That's why I have to tell you,
I'm a 40-year-old mom from New Jersey.
- Well you're kind of a lunatic, aren't you?
- I've never felt more like the real me
than I have spending these last few months with you.
Where did you get that?
- Ugh, from the hottest guy.
He owns this place called um, Inkburg.
- Oh my God.
I did not know that that was your daughter.
When I was 16, you were,
(laughs) you were 30.
- Yep, pretty much always (Josh laughing)
a 14 year age difference.
- You're closer to my mom's age than you are to mine.
- Okay, can we stop (Josh groaning)
doing the math now?
- Yes.
You're not a millennial.
- Yeah, well Dr. Dre's not a doctor.
- I wanna live an authentic life
and that's just who I am.
- Thank you for keeping my secret.
- Yeah, well some secrets are worth keeping.
(uplifting music)
If we're gonna have this relationship, we have to talk.
We can't hide from everything.
- I guess I kinda do worry that this has an expiration date.
- I don't know what our future holds,
but I know I don't wanna bail on this.
This magazine wants me to be in their young creatives issue.
- Oh, that's great!
- Yeah. - Congrats.
- Thanks. - What's the magazine?
- T Magazine?
- Josh.
You're gonna be in the "New York Times!"
- Do you want to come interrupt me
when I say dumb stuff?
- They have fact-checkers.
People whose entire job it is to pry into your record
and dig up every single mundane thing.
- And the more I talk to Greta,
the more I realize how big a part of my story
you actually are.
- Aw.
- I can't be in your life.
You can't be in my life.
- Not yet.
- Well, when?
I can't do this anymore.
- Josh!
(keys rattling)
- I missed you.
- I missed you, too.
- I wanna be with you.
Whatever that means, I'm all in.
(uplifting music continues)
- Hey I thought you wanted to, you know,
Netflix and chill tonight.
- (laughs) Babe.
You know that means sex, right?
(Liza laughs)
- No, no, no, no, no, no, not here.
- Why? Why not?
Because this is my boss's house, that's why.
Ah!
- That's exactly why it's so hot.
(Liza scoffs)
- Okay, we can't.
- Ooh!
Babe, you're away game is just,
it's a little weak right now, that's all I'm-
- All right, you know what? - What?
- Back in the day, I did it on a park slide.
And once in a Big Boy drive-in.
- My back in the day is happening right now
and I'm gonna need stories to tell the 26-year-old
that I'm gonna date when I'm 40.
(Josh laughs)
I wouldn't want you to regret
jumping into this relationship too soon after your marriage.
- I can never regret you.
- When you think about it,
this whole time, we've been kinda committing adultery.
- I hope I still find you attractive
now that you're not my,
what's the male equivalent to mistress?
- Uh, how about sidepiece?
- Oh, I like that.
(Liza sighs)
I love it.
- It's us.
It's when we're together, it's like (sighs)
time has stopped.
(uplifting music continues)
Things are good, right?
- Yeah.
- Yeah. - Things are good.
- I love you.
Like, I really love you.
- A digital pregnancy test?
- Yeah, the lady said it was the best one.
- This says I have to download an app.
- What do you like pee on your phone?
- I can't stop thinking about it.
- I thought we talked about this.
- I never thought I'd be talking about kids yet.
You know?
I never thought I'd meet somebody like you either.
I think she's the one.
- The one?
- Liza and I are supposed to be together.
I just really don't wanna lose her, Mags.
- Then don't.
- You were everything to me,
but you're a liar and a cheater.
And whether you realize it or not,
your lies are hurting everyone around you.
(suspenseful music)
- Josh.
Hey! I saw you see me.
- I need to make a clean break from Liza
and her entire world, okay?
I mean, I'm sure you know by now what's going on with us.
- I know everything.
- You know everything?
- Who is she? - Mm.
- Like, do I even know her at all?
- It's like, you know her and you don't.
- So what really went on that night?
- Uh. - When you were planning
to propose?
- Mm. We can be friends.
Don't ask me about that night.
Ever again.
Yeah!
(upbeat music)
- I see why you wanted to get coffee here.
- She works with me part-time.
- She's hot.
- If you like straight girls with sexy hair.
- That's kinda my thing.
- I'm sorry, how it went down with Liza.
- You mean how I caught her cheating on me?
- You were way more than she bargained for.
- If someone tells you they're a liar,
you should believe them.
Why'd you have to kiss him?
- Some part of me needed to blow things up.
(Josh sighs)
Just please tell me that you'll be in my life.
Please? Somehow.
There's gotta be a better ending to us than this.
- House boy, reporting for duty.
Oh. You creeping, Kels?
- What? - Yeah.
- God. Vain, much?
- You guys gotta come inside and see this.
Are you ready for this?
They're everywhere. - What?
- Dicks!
- Ah! Oh my God!
(Lauren gasps)
- The doorknob's a knob!
- Maybe we should pick each other's Tinder dates.
I bet I could do better than you.
- I know I could do better than you.
- Give me your phone.
- I got a better idea.
Live Tinder.
- What is live Tinder?
- It's a bar.
- Josh, this is Claire.
Claire, this is Josh.
(Josh laughs)
(upbeat music)
- It's starting to feel like everyone's
just out for themselves.
- I'm glad you're here.
- Yeah, me too.
I am gonna take you on a proper date.
- I'll look forward to it.
- Your lips are spicy.
- Should we stop?
- No.
I kinda like it.
(Josh exhales sharply)
- Ah! - What's wrong?
- Oh!
My dick is on fire.
- Jalapeno dick?
(Josh yelling)
- That'll do it.
- I bet this is the (exhales)
best first date you've ever had, huh?
- Oh, by far. (laughs)
- The only way we can keep dating is if I marry her.
- What? You're gonna marry Claire?
- I kinda need you, Liza.
- Say Tinahely.
- Tinahely!
- It's you Liza.
It's always been you.
- Please, I can't give you the life that you want.
- The life that I want
is any life with you.
I keep coming back to you.
I know I should move on.
I need to put a ring between us.
(uplifting music)
Truth is we didn't have the greatest time on our honeymoon.
She just couldn't lie anymore.
I just keep putting myself out there for people
and I just keep getting kicked in the face.
(Josh sighs)
- It's okay.
Everything's gonna be okay.
- I need to break this pattern.
All right.
I wanna be the guy that's into random hookups.
Not the guy that just keeps falling in love with everyone.
- Josh.
That is like me saying I wanna be athletic.
Okay? I'm serious! (laughs)
You're a born romantic, dude.
- I might not always be the same person in your life,
but I will always be in your life.
Josh!
- I'm not ready to give up yet.
(Lauren sighs)
(Lauren screams)
Hey Claire.
- For the first time, everything seemed real
and I knew I had to tell ya.
- Wow.
- This kid is so lucky to have you as a dad.
- I think the baby's coming.
- Now?
- Now, I mean like right now.
- Oh my God!
(uplifting music)
Lauren?
Gemma is following me on Insta.
- Ooh!
- She has 5,000 followers?
- You're welcome peach.
(camera clicks)
- Josh? - What are you two doing
at a psychedelics retreat?
Cheers.
- Cheers.
(upbeat music)
- I know you're with him,
but I'm glad we can still spend time together like this.
- (laughs) Yeah, me too.
(Josh giggles)
- So how did this happen, Josh?
- She was (sighs) smart
and sexy.
I would've believed anything that she said.
I just wanted to keep talking to her.
I fight to keep people in my life.
I just don't know if it's the best thing to do anymore.
And no matter how much you love someone,
it doesn't mean they stick around.
It doesn't mean that you're what's best for them.
You're scared of us.
Scared of what we were and of what we still are.
- Don't you tell me what I feel.
- Say you love him more than you love me.
- Is that what you need to hear?
- I know when you're lying.
(suspenseful music)
Especially to yourself.
You know that tattoo I gave you?
- Yes.
- (laughs) Well, they wanna license it.
You know, they wanna promote it
and put it on every single person
that wants to get a tattoo.
I dunno, I figured I should ask you first
to see if that was okay.
- If it's all the same to you, that tattoo is,
it's ours.
It's mine.
I wouldn't want anyone else to have it.
Is that okay?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, that's great.
I'll see you around. - Okay.
- It brings me joy to know that you are happy.
- Josh, you are so special to me.
I always want you in my life.
You promise me that.
- Yeah.
I want you in mine too.
Always, forever.
Relationships don't have to be defined.
- Thank you.
Thank you for helping me.
- Always.
(uplifting music)
If I'd have told you sooner,
would it have made a difference?
- Maybe.
- You broke up with Claire pretty easily.
And you plan on being a little more careful with Kels?
Yeah?
- Sorry, I didn't see you there.
- Really?
'Cause you know what?
I've been right here.
By your side.
All along.
(suspenseful music)