okay everyone it's another episode of
how to with pears yeah at this point I
don't even care
we're moving on this week Phillipe wants
to know how to get ready for school
believe you came to the right place for
school advice cuz we got like class Wow
alright step one for getting ready for
school in the morning put your alarm
clock on the other side of your room
that way you have to get out of bed to
turn it off it also helps if your farm
is loud and annoying sound a true yeah
we get it orange I was not suggesting an
alarm noise for now that's to multitask
you can get ready for school way faster
by doing little things at the same time
while you do your hair dude that's
basically impossible get three be sure
to eat breakfast it's the most important
meal of the day
multitask brush your teeth and eat
breakfast at the same time by eating to
know you really think that's good advice
dude
Wow okay well glad that TNT wasn't to
blow the video that's right because
today we're showing you how to test this
couldn't come at a better time I could
really use a good test guard because you
want to raise your GPA now the
refrigerator door they need a good test
to cover it up before the Nazis how'd
you get the fridge were you trying to
get inside it or something
yeah really trying to be cool well
orange you'll be happy to know that the
steps for acing a test are easy as pie
are you laughing why do you try wavy
cable orange that's not a table
it's cry I don't know why that pie looks
like a table but can we get back on
topic pear we're supposed to be talking
about a mat desk not weird shaped
desserts ah
well apparently orange still needs to
tackle step one ahead of his math test
study
sorry orange but there are no shortcuts
for retaining valuable information so
grab a book check find a quiet place Shh
and ingest the information copy that
orange you're supposed to read the book
not eat it well how am I supposed to
know that I'm running headlong into
refrigerators we got pies that look like
wavy cables and this is what doesn't
make sense let's just move on step 2
get plenty of sleep that way you'll be
well rested by the time the test rolls
around
I got plenty of sleep how did i do on
the test what are you talking about wait
orange you just sleep through the test
sure just like a gel oh look you still
have a few minutes to finish just
remember step 3
don't get distracted by what by anything
so don't get distracted by that
butterfly no no wow it really does you
not get distracted by anything even if
conversation took up a bunch of time
time's up pass your tests in orange
there is no step 4
that was your only shot silly pair of
course there's a step for my marker a
marker why would you pairs underwear and
today I promise we've got a super
exciting episode of get out of here yes
we sure do this week everyone wants to
know how to be smart this one sounds
boring no way you couldn't be more wrong
orange nothing is more exciting than
accruing knowledge and orange are you
asleep
nightmare that we were doing an episode
about to be smart dude we are doing that
episode that is funny
this is gonna be an awesome episode all
right step one for becoming smart read
books would you please stop the question
that's wonderful questions are what
drives academic discovery all right go
ahead orange I know we know orange we
know ok ok ok step 2 go to school and
orange you're obviously not if you want
me to wake up you're gonna have to turn
on my alarm clock that is obviously just
tea and tea dude well you can't have it
all right step 3
make sure the mathematical concepts you
learn makes
but it has to happen morons don't you do
it
do not blow up man that is important
that is boring don't come any closer
Bob Dylan math could be fun okay listen
listen if I am three sticks of TNT and
you have two sticks of TNT how many
sticks of TNT do we have it all okay but
what about this orange orange here with
my best friend in the world not true and
we've got an absolutely fantastic video
for you today okay that part is true
George and I are gonna show you you have
zero fingers George why would you think
making alarm clock noises would help you
make friends my friend they obviously
need to wake up to have funny I am folks
please ignore oranges terrible advice
making friends isn't about being funny
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folks you wanna make friends the most
important thing is to have confidence in
yourself yeah orange is a great example
of being who you are even if who he is
is incredibly annoying another important
thing to remember when making friends is
that they probably want to be your
friend too so don't be intimidated
that's right oh my yourself be
intimidated just imitate them into being
your friend please folks just ignore
everything coming out of oranges mouth
can't ignore what comes out of moving on
some good places to meet new friends our
school the playground or your
neighborhood sports teams are also a
great way to meet new people and make
friends I just joined the baseball team
actually oh yeah well that's great what
position will you play my father's a
ball you guys great job out there it was
really cool he got hit in the face with
that bad orange I think you might have
just made a friend
Wow I just gotta say I am so excited for
today's episode I don't know exactly
what it's all about but orange tells me
it's school related yeah it's your ass
all right so what's the prompt how to
study for a test how to get straight A's
close today we're gonna show you how to
escape don't you escape from school take
some notes bubs cuz we're about to
school y'all in how to ditch school
haha this is not what I signed up for
what is that
you can make your getaway everyone
ignore the words coming out of oranges
mouth school is important you should not
play hooky always works pretty good I'm
cutting this video short this is
supposed to be a positive family
friendly show occupied when you move on
to step two network of underground
tunnels you meticulously designed and
secretly dub over the course of several
years
oh I'm sorry what did you hear years I
precepted I said this came for the
intricate network of underground tunnels
he meticulously designed and secretly
died from the course of several years no
I heard that part what I don't
understand is how how do you design a
dig an intricate network of tunnels how
you don't know physics you ditched
school for pepper yeah I know you can
just hire an engineer to make the
blueprints music the money you earned at
your job what job you don't have a job
because you didn't go to school remember
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for several years and learn all the math
sides you'll need in order to take a
series of escape tunnels yeah I did
orange very evil plan you got there you
graduated and received your diploma on
the steps orange
thanks for watching everyone remember to
Like and subscribe hey wait I haven't
gotten to step 3 oh I'm sorry I didn't
know there was a step 3 yeah
now that you're not in school do
whatever you love and have it absolute
blast no that's actually not bad advice
oh wow I should have seen that coming
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