G'day.
Who is ready to feel good about humanity
and life again?
ME.
This motorcyclist is like
“hey mate, are you alright?”
He replies “nah, the car’s cactus,
I’m bloody stuck!”
No worries.
He parks his bike.
A truck nearly hits
his massive balls.
He manages to get some people
to slow down
and helps push the dead arse car
to safety.
I’ll be honest,
I probably would’ve driven around him.
I’d tell myself “I’m a great person,
but I'm just too busy.”
They become mates and
dunno whether to fist bump or shake hands.
Classic 2020 dilemma.
Here’s another motorcyclist
being a good bloke.
He knows how much everyday people
need their morning coffee.
He’s like “oi,
ya husband made you a cappuccino
before ya left for work.”
She’s like “Aha would ya look at that.
Cheers ya legend.
YUM.”
Fuck me upside down,
I may as well have called this video,
Motorcyclists Being Nice.
There’s a runaway walker.
He wheels it back to the old fella
leaning on a car.
I feel like this could be a good superhero movie.
A guy on a motorbike
going around all day
doing nice things.
Here’s a 12-year-old skater Sky Brown.
She’s being coached by Tones Hawk
to do a massive drop in.
[ -"You got it Sky." ]
She takes a moment to compose herself,
gets a bit more positive encouragement from Tony
aaaand bloody goes for it!
Get ready for lift-off.
Oh! Yeah nah that counts.
That was fantastic.
She’s gaining confidence with every go
aaand does a trick.
Fuck yeah, Sky, fuck yeah mate.
She better have her own character
in the next video game.
It probably helps the world
more than we know,
when adults are nice to kids.
This kid has found an excellent slab of concrete
to ride his bike on.
The owner of the concrete
has decided not to be a wanker
and instead adds value to his property
with a racetrack.
Mum is like “get to it, there’s the start.
The toddler chucks a left,
an easy right, a hard left,
straight for a bit,
hard left
and over the finish line!
It doesn’t take long
for the whole neighbourhood to get involved.
I don’t wanna sound like a cynical bastard,
but
I hope it stays grassroots like this,
I don’t want this racetrack going mainstream.
It’s perfect.
It’s perfect as it is.
This teacher wanted social distancing
in her classroom,
but didn’t want it looking gloomy and scary,
so why not turn every kid's desk
into an awesome truck.
Everyone's got their business
and their livelihood to protect in 2020,
it doesn’t mean ya can’t still be generous though
from time to time.
[ -"Keep this dollar."
-"Thank you."
-"And this one,
one free t-shirt,
and one mask also for you.
Okay?"]
He may not have a lot of money,
yet he’s happy to whack on the mask,
this makes him smarter
than a shitload of rich pricks.
This legend in Turkey makes me smile.
Look at his big chopping knife.
He puts Crocodile Dundee to shame.
Firestorm Activated.
Cooking pot.
BAM!
Ingredients.
He is serving up a fair dinkum feed.
He has his own batmobile.
Off he goes.
Bloody dinner for you.
Bon appetite.
I’ll trade ya flowers for dinner.
Here’s ya dinner.
Enjoy.
Oi, I’m sending up your dinner in a bucket.
It’s fully fresh.
How ya going?
You want a free dinner?
Course ya do.
Winner winner chicken dinner
for the whole neighbourhood.
Here’s ya dinner or lunch or leftovers.
Whatever.
This happened in my hometown of Perth.
We suck at minding the gap,
which means people get stuck sometimes.
It’s no worries.
We’re just like “aw yeah
give the train a tilt.
Put ya back into it everyone.
Come on mate.
Get- get ya leg out.”
I think he got his leg out.
Either that or it’s been severed.
No!
It ended well from memory.
Okay, ha ha.
Over to a sheila stuck in a sinking car.
Let’s not ask how or why,
just roll ya sleeves up
and get in there!
Yeah this fella rips the car roof off.
He says “come with me if ya want to live.”
Obviously, it’s hard for her to respond
underwater,
but she’ll appreciate
the Terminator 2 reference
in hindsight.
There she is!
All good!
She yells “hey can you get my dog as well.”
This is the tricky thing
about being nice,
people take the piss.
I hope he’s not biting off
more niceness than he can chew.
I tell ya want,
he can handle it.
Dog saved!
Sheila saved.
“There goes my hero”
to quote David Grohl.
“watch him as he swims!”