Don't let him know we were watching him. Okay?
What's up?
- Nothing. - Just hanging, you know.
We were not watching you kiss that girl.
Cat.
It's all right. Hope y'all enjoyed the show.
Huh. Huh. Huh. [phone chiming]
Oh, it's my brother.
[gasping] Did he get me the stuff?
Yeah. He says he got you the clown costume,
the power drill and 12 gallons of blood.
Wow. Where'd he find 12 gallons of fake blood?
You wanted fake blood?
I'll go call my brother.
Where is my motorcycle?
I don't know.
I was just... studying and I...
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Why is the Pon-Thwang bottle empty?
I drank it.
All of it?
Yeah. And you said it was supposed to keep me
focused and alert.
Yeah, but you're just supposed to add a teaspoon of this stuff
to a glass of water.
Well, I didn't see that in the directions.
- Did you read the directions? - No.
- Man! - Oh, okay.
Okay, okay, um, the label says,
"Do not take more than one teaspoon per day
or you may experience extreme loss of memory.
Followed by unconsciousness and... loose stools."
Well, this stool isn't loose at all.
That's a firm stool.
[screaming]
Stop her!
Come here!
Don't touch him!
Stop! Jade!
Come here!
What was that about?
Why are you so mad at Cat?
Don't... say... a word.
Um. I think you look nice with no eyebrows.
Jade, I just want to say...
I really appreciate you having lunch with us.
And... thank you, Andre and Beck
for handcuffing Jade to the table.
No problem.
[growling] [yelping]
[groaning]
I still don't get how this happened.
Well, Jade asked me to make her eyebrows look nice,
so I tried to wax them but when I took
the wax strips off, there was, um... a problem.
My eyebrows are gone!
No, they're not. I told you, they're right here!
What is this for?
Oh, that's glue.
Yeah, but why is it with your makeup supplies?
What's the problem?
This is Grizzly glue, it's like an industrial cement.
Heh?
Cat... tell me you didn't use this
on Tori's face.
Uh.
Give me that.
"For industrial use only.
Caution: Avoid contact with skin." Cat?!
I'm sorry.
Why didn't you use Derma Glue?
I ran out so I got that out of my dad's toolbox.
- Cat?! - Are you insane?
- Will it come off? - I don't know
Why didn't you read the label?
Cause, I got distracted by the picture
of the cute grizzly bear.
I mean look at him he's like a fuzzy lit--
- Cat! - Hey!
I'm sorry.
Where'd you go, gum?
Hey! Hey, don't pick up that trash can!
There's a girl in there!
Oh, my God!
Oh! Uh. Ah, man. I'll miss you.
Hey! Hey, wait, mister! Wait! Hold up!
Dude, stop the truck!
It ate a girl!
[groaning]
Hey! Hello?!
[groaning]
Whoa.
[groaning]
[laughing]
Oh, my God, that was so much fund.
Not so fun for this guy.
Whoa, you're Sam from iCarly.
Yeah, now let's get out--
What was that noise?
I think it's the sound of two girls
about to be squashed inside a garbage truck!
[chuckles] Well, you don't mean us, right?
Whoa.
We gotta get out of here!
I can't, I'm gonna faint.
You're not going to faint.
Are you sure?!
Cause whenever I get really scared, I--
[groaning]
All right, I'll save your life.
But you're buying me a new burrito.
Don't you think we should just wait
one more minute?
Who's out here?!
[screaming]
Be gone ghost of Mona Patterson.
Go to the light.
Cat, I'm almost sure she's not dead.
Don't poke that.
Why did you think that she was dead?
I read it online.
It said Mona Patterson joins the dead.
That's a new TV show, you dip.
There's a story about me being cast in a show
called The Dead . I play David Schwimmer's wife.
Well, nice to meet you. I'm Cat.
Good. I have something nice for cats.
[gasping, giggling]
Whoa. Whoa.
Now, just wait a second.
This girl made us drive two hours through the rain
in a topless convertible
just because she loves you and your work.
So... would it kill you just to be a little bit nice
and maybe--
Hey! Jett Zander, why don't you just admit
to everybody that you're wearing a wig?!
[gasping]
I would never wear a wig. I'm all natural. Look.
Who are you, anyway?
Well, I'm just a girl who's gonna tear the wig off
Jett Zander!
Cat, no!
[screaming]
She's hurting my hair!
[screaming]
Leave his hair alone!
Someone call security!
Yeah.
Well, it's not a wig.
What the?
It's the Pajelehoocho!
They're pajamas, they're jeans, they're legging.
It's a hoodie, it's a poncho. It's the Pajelehoocho!
Hey, is that a Pajelehoocho?
It sure is.
[giggling]
The Pajelehoocho!
[giggling]
And when I went online to pajelehoocho.com,
they said I could have free shipping
if I bought a... a gross.
Cat.
That's 144.
You bought 144 Pajelehoochos?
Free shipping.
North Star, how can I assist you?
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Are you injured?
And your location is? Okay.
Help is on the way. Thanks for calling North Star.
[giggling]
What was that about?
You know, the new phone number I got last week?
Uh-huh.
Well, there must be a glitch or something,
cause lots of people who have North Star
keep calling me.
Wait, I've heard of North Star. Isn't that, um--
An emergency service for people who've just had car accidents.
[giggling]
Oh, my God.
It's so exciting.
And I get to help people who need me.
But how will the paramedics know to go help that guy?
Oh, my God. You're right. I should call the paramedics.
[giggling]
A little help?
- Whoa! - My goodness.
What happened?
Oh, wait! Let's make sure it's really Cat.
Huh?
[dinging] Ow!
[groaning]
Yeah, that's her.
[groaning]
Oh, I can breathe, which is so much better
than not being able to breathe.
Who did this to you?
These little boys I'm babysitting,
Stephen and Billy.
Well, don't you worry.
Yeah, we're here to help you with whatever you need.
Thank you.
So can somebody please remove me from this broom?
Oh. Sure, just turn around.
[phone chiming] Oh. One sec.
Whoa! Whoa.
Uhh. He said, "whoa" twice!
So if you could just get this broom off of me, I--
Goomer, Goomer, check this out!
A phone.
No. The text from Sam.
My arms are hurting!
She says, "I'm here in the parking lot."
Yay, Sam's home.
"Peezy B wants two piranha fish.
Where do I get 'em, and can Goomer give me a ride?"
We get to help Sam do something for Peezy B?
Yeah! And I know a place that sells piranhas!
And I know how to drive a car!
Hey fellas.
Come on, let's go!
Wait! I still need help! I'm on the- Ah!
Aah! That's all I need.
Take me down to the basement
Fill my buckets with cheese.
Hey. You. Girl.
Well, hello, foreign friend.
You're the one been taking money from my machine?
No, I don't take it. The machine just gives it.
Come on, let's just get out of here.
Can I please pay for my tuna pouch?
Not tuna.
Policeman. Policeman. Come to here. Come.
Ah, geez.
What's the problem?
I just wanted to buy this tuna pouch--
Shut up about pouch.
You know how some person been sucking cash money
from my atom machine?
- Yeah. - It this girl.
You?
Maybe.
Tell him he's handsome.
- You're hands-- - More flirty.
Whoa! Wow! You are handsome.
Let's go. Hands in front of your stomach.
Oh, my gosh. Sam, help me.
- Man, leave her alone. - No!
Officer, can you take her away, please?
Where am I going?
- To juvie. - Juvie?!
I don't want to go to juvie.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have taken
any money out of the ATM.
I didn't think there'd be consequences.
Sam!
- Aye. - Hold up.
- Hey. - Hi.
Are those Pajelehoochos?
Uh-huh.
I seen 'em on TV.
I have 142 more at home.
- Oh, yeah? - Then, give us those.
What?
You want our Pajelehoochos?
That's what I said.
Sorry, fellas, but all we have on underneath
is underwear.
Wait. Remember what we promised Sikowitz?
We have to say "yes" to everything.
If they take our Pajelehoochos--
Can we have your Pajelehoochos?
Yes.
- I feel normal. - I feel popular.
Pajelehoochos!
[barking]
How are we going to get home?
I don't know.
[sighing] We can't walk six blocks
in our underwear.
Yeah, no kidding.
[sighing] What are we going to do?
While we... we could stay back here
and... snoodle.
[laughing] Gross.