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>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
WELCOME BACK, I HOPE EVERYBODY HAD A DECENT THREE DAY WEEKEND.
HAD A DECENT THREE DAY WEEKEND.
WE HAVE TO DO THE NEWS.
FOLLOWING LAST WEEK’S MASS
SHOOTING, 30 MORE PEOPLE WERE
KILLED OVER THE WEEKEND, 13 IN
PHILLY ALONE.
RESIDENTS ARE NOW SAFER AT BILL
COSBY’S HOUSE.
TO TACKLE ISSUES LIKE MASS
SHOOTINGS IN THIS NIGHTLY MURDER
, I THINK WE SHOULD GO TO
THE VERY BEGINNING YOU KNOW, OUR
COSMOS, 13.8 BILLION YEARS OLD,
I BET YOU DIDN’T THINK I MEANT
LITERALLY AT THE BEGINNING.
I THINK WE SHOULD START THERE
AND THEN BY MY ESTIMATE WE
SHOULD BE DONE WITH HIS
MONOLOGUE BY THE TIME RUNS OUT
OF GOLD.
BUT TO SEE WHAT EVA LOOKS LIKE
NOW IT HELPS TO SEE IT WITH A
BACKDROP OF HISTORY, IT MIGHT
TELL US WHERE WE WENT WRONG IN
THIS BLINK OF AN EYE OF THE LAST
30 YEARS BECAUSE SOMETHING DID.
SURE WE’VE HAD HORRIBLE VIOLENCE
FOR CENTURIES, GENGHIS KHAN
KILLED MILLIONS OF PEOPLE, BUT HE ALSO FATHERED A TIME.
HE ALSO FATHERED A TIME.
HISTORIANS CALL HIM.
IMAGINE THE FATHER’S DAY CARD
WHEN HE WAS AROUND.
HE DIDN’T GET THAT NICKNAME FROM
NOT SPRAYING FOR BREEZE AFTER HE
IS THE BATHROOM, HE WAS TRULY
TERRIBLE.
THAT HE’S NOT AROUND TO HEAR ME
RIPPING ON HIM.
AND THEN, THERE ARE THE WORLD
WARS.
ONE, WHICH I GUESS LED TO TWO, I
BET YOU DIDN’T THINK I’D BE THIS
THOROUGH, DID YOU?
I’M REGULAR JULIUS SOCRATES.
THE GOOD NEWS, IT SEEMS THE LESS
VIOLENT AS A SPECIES EXPECTS ARE
THESE SPASMS OF MAYHEM OR AS
GEORGE HAS STONE BECAUSE IT
MISDEMEANORS.
GUNS HAVE BEEN AROUND LONGER
THAN WOLF BLITZER OR JOY BEHAR.
BUT NOT MASS SHOOTINGS, THEIR
NEW.
SO THEY COULD SHOOT THEM OFF THE
TEACHERS HEADS.
WE HAVE HAD VIOLENCE, WEAPONRY,
AND EVIL, THAT IS JUST THE
GUTFELD FAMILY.
WITH THIS LATEST VIOLENCE SEEMS
IN THIS GREATER CONTEXT.
WHY IS THAT?
GUNS SCREAMED THE LEFT.
BUT GUNS HAVE BEEN AROUND IT’S
THAT SINGLE VARIABLE THINKING
AGAIN, RIGHT, WOULD BE?
>> THIS AR 15 HAS GOT TO GO.
AND I DON’T CARE, NRA, YOU HAVE
TO GIVE THAT GUN UP.
WHATEVER THEY ARE, THEY AR 15 IS
NOT A HUNTING GUN.
IT IS NOT A GUN WHERE YOU’RE
GOING TO GO OUT AND SHOOT YOUR
DINNER.
THIS GUN IS MEANT TO KILL PEOPLE
, THAT’S WHAT IT’S FOR AND
YOU CAN’T HAVE IT ANYMORE.
>> AS LONG AS I GET TO KEEP MY
EE HAGENS.
I’M GOING TO GO OUT AND SHOOT ME
SOME E HAAS.
SHE SOLD ME.
NOW THERE’S ANOTHER NEW VARIABLE
THAT COULD BE PART OF THIS
BULLYING, IT FEELS LIKE THAT HAS
GOTTEN WORSE.
THE SOLUTIONS FOR BULLYING SEEMS
PRETTY WEAK.
SOMETHING TELLS ME THAT’S NOT
ADDRESSING THE PEOPLE MOST
LIKELY TO KILL.
MEANWHILE THE SCHOOLS HAVE BEEN
IN PERPETUAL DECLINE FOR DECADES
IS THE COSTS GO UP.
KIDS WOULD CALL IT A PYRAMID
SCHEME IF THEY KNEW WHAT
PYRAMIDS WERE IN THE REALLY
DAMAGED KIDS ARE TOO YOUNG TO
HAVE A PAPER TRAIL THAT MIGHT
SERVE AS A RED FLAG WHEN THEY
TRIED TO GET A WEAPON.
WHAT ABOUT BROKEN HOMES?
THAT’S NEW AS WELL, SINCE THE
1970s WE SEEN SOCIETY DECLINE,
SOME HAVE EVEN ENCOURAGED IT.
WHAT HAS FILLED THOSE GAPS, YOU
CAN HAVE GANGS, VIDEOGAMES, TIK
TOK, MUCH LIKE BIDEN’S ENERGY
POLICY, WE’RE GOING TO FORCE YOU
OFF FOSSIL FUELS WITH NO
ALTERNATIVE BECAUSE THE DECLINE
OF THE NUCLEAR FAMILY IS A LOSS
OF PRESAGE ENERGY TO.
WHEN THINGS GO WRONG WITH KIDS,
WHAT DO THEY HAVE TO GO FOR THEM
.
HE’S GOT AN EMPTY TANK, AND WHAT
DOES HE FILL IT WITH?
SERIOUSLY BAD [BLEEP].
THOSE ARE THE VARIABLES.
THE INTERSECT TO CREATE NIGHTLY
MAYHEM AND MASS SHOOTINGS FOR
THESE VARIABLES CAN’T BE
OBSERVED BY THE MEDIA OR THE
LEFT BECAUSE THEY ARE CULPABLE.
IT’S LIKE A VAMPIRE LOOKING INTO
IT HEAR AND CAN’T SEE HIS
REFLECTION.
TO THEY’VE WRECKED MORE HOMES
THAN HURRICANE KATRINA, WITH NO
FATHER AND THE HOUSE, HOW DOES A
YOUNG MAN LEARN HOW TO HANDLE
HIS OWN RAGE?
SOMETIMES HE DOESN’T, AND ALL OF
THIS VIOLENCE COULD REFLECT THIS
VITAL INABILITY TO HANDLE
DISAGREEMENTS IN A CIVIL MANNER.
CIVILITY BECOMES THE OPPOSITE OF
MANLINESS.
MEANWHILE, SOMETHING ELSE HAS
ARISEN IN THE LAST FOUR DECADES,
CABLE NEWS WHERE ACTIONS ARE
AMPLIFIED BEYOND ANYONE’S
IMAGINATION.
YOU COULD BE IVAN THE TERRIBLE
IN ONE QUICK IN EASY STEP AND
THE MEDIA OBLIGES BY MAKING YOU
INTO A HOUSEHOLD NAME AND ISN’T
THAT WHAT THE YOUTH OF AMERICA
WANTS?
WE BLAME THE CARNAGE ON THE
CRIME.
NO ONE DARE WORK BACKWARDS, BUT
I’M BOLD ENOUGH TO REMEMBER WHAT
DEMOCRATS CARED ABOUT ROOT
CAUSES, BUT NOW WHO HAS THE TIME
, WHO WANTS TO MAKE THAT
EFFORT?
IT’S ONLY THIS COUNTRY’S FUTURE
THAT’S BEING GUNNED DOWN.
IT’S EASIER TO JUST BLAME THE
OBJECT AND THE KILLER’S HAND.
THE LAST 30 YEARS SHOW YOU IT’S
MORE THAN THAT, A BROKEN
HOUSEHOLD CREATES A BROKEN
PERSON.
SENT TO A BROKEN UNTRAINED AND
AMBIVALENT THAT THAT CREATES A
HELLISH ACT AMPLIFIED BY ED
MEDIA.
EVERY ACTION INCENTIVIZED.
THE CRIMINAL GETS BACK INTO A
BROKEN HOME, UNFORGETTABLE, AND
THE MEDIA TURNS IT INTO CONTENT.
THE KILLERS DON’T EVEN HAVE TO
MAKE A DEMAND.
HERE WE CAN RAISE THE RIFLE BAND
OF 21, THAT WORKED SO WELL WITH
ALCOHOL.
UNTIL WE ADMIT IT’S MULTIFACETED
, WE ARE LOST.
FAMILY, RELIGION, EVEN FATHERS,
THAT MATTERED MORE THAN ANYBODY
KNEW IT.
WE HAVE NO PURPOSE AND YOU DON’T
RESPECT LIFE, AND NOW A
THOUGHTLESS CULTURE HATES THE
GUN RATHER THAN THEIR OWN
DESERTION OF VALUES.
I GUESS I CAN’T BLAME THEM, BUT
I DO.
LET’S MEET TONIGHT’S GUESTS.
SHE TALKS SO FAST YOUR EARS HAVE
TO PUT ON TRACK SHOES, EMILY
COMPAGNO.
HE WORKS AND THE HOTTEST CLUBS
ON THE COMEDY CIRCUIT HANDING
OUT PAPER TOWELS AND THE
BATHROOM, JAMIE LISSOW, HE IS
WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS AND
80s TEEN BILLING WITH THE
STATE OF CONNECTICUT, COHOST OF
THE CLAY TRAVIS AND BUCK SEXTON
SHOW, BUCK SEXTON.
SHE CAN REFINISH FURNITURE WITH
HER LAUGH, FOX NEWS CONTRIBUTOR
KAT TIMPF.
EMILY, GOOD TO SEE YOU.
YOU ARE ONE OF THE ONLY PEOPLE HERE AT THE OFFICE YESTERDAY.
HERE AT THE OFFICE YESTERDAY.
>> I WAS HOLDING DOWN THE FORT,
TO GET THAT’S ANOTHER WAY TO SAY
THAT YOU ARE.
>> NOW, I WAS EATING CHIPS OUT
OF EVERY BASKET.
>> THEY HAVE FREE FOOD, THEY
JUST DIDN’T TELL YOU.
WE ALL AVOID IT.
SO IT WORKED ON THAT SECOND STEP
WHERE IT’S LIKE WE MUST DO
SOMETHING.
WE MUST DO SOMETHING IN THAN YOU
SEE THAT THERE’S ONLY ONE
VARIABLE THAT THEY WILL LOOK AT
THAT ALMOST GUARANTEES FAILURE.
YOU’RE ONLY LOOKING AT ONE
VARIABLE WHICH IS GUNS.
NO ONE ELSE WILL TRUST YOU.
>> A GUARANTEES FAILURE AND IT
ALSO TO MEET ELIMINATES WHY IT’S
ALL JUST CHICAGO WHICH HE
BROUGHT UP IN THE INTRO,
ILLINOIS HAD ONE OF THE
STRICTEST GUN LAWS IN THE
COUNTRY AND YET CHICAGO SAW 43
PEOPLE SHOT THIS WEEKEND, EIGHT
OF THEM FATALLY AND THAT MAYOR
WAS AMONG THE FIRST TO COME OUT
AFTER THE UVALDE SHOOTING TO SAY
WE NEED STRICTER GUN LAWS, BUT
IF THEY REALLY CARED ABOUT THAT
VULNERABLE COMMUNITY IF THEY
CARED ABOUT USE LIFE’S BEING
LOST TO GUNS, THEN IT’S CLEARLY
NOT THOSE LAWS THAT ARE BEING
PASSED, THEY’RE CALLING FOR RED
FLAG LAWS, THEIR CALLING FOR
BACKGROUND CHECKS, DO YOU THINK
THAT HAS ANY TYPE OF IMPACT ON
THE GANG BANGERS IN THOSE
COMMUNITIES THAT ARE ACTUALLY
RESPONSIBLE FOR THESE HOMICIDES?
NOT AT ALL.
IT’S A TOTALLY SEPARATE PROBLEM.
I KNOW IT’S JUST ONE PIECE OF
THE LARGER PIE, BUT IN TERMS OF
THE HOMICIDE, CRIMINAL JUSTICE
REALM, IT WOULD DO A LOT BETTER
FOR THEM TO ENFORCE THE LAWS
THAT WE ALREADY HAVE WEATHER
THAN CREATES RANDOM ONES THAT
HAS APPLICABILITY TO PULLING A
TRIGGER ON THE STREET.
>> THAT’S A GOOD POINT, THE LAWS
ARE ALREADY THERE.
PEOPLE WERE ARGUED AGAINST THE
REASON WHY IT’S THAT YOU HAVE
THE LOGIC IN REVERSE THAT
CHICAGO HAS THE GUN LAWS BECAUSE
OF THE CRIME, THAT’S WHAT
THEY’LL ARGUE, BUT THOSE PEOPLE,
WHAT DO THEY CARE?
>> AT.
>> WHATEVER JOKE YOU’RE ABOUT TO
MAKE, YOU CAN’T.
>> I HAVE SO MANY JOKES ABOUT
GUN VIOLENCE.
IT’S JUST WHICH ONE TO CHOOSE.
>> THERE ARE SO MANY OF THEM.
I ENCOURAGE YOU, TO DROP ALL OF
THEM AND RUIN YOUR CAREER.
YOU CAN SEE THEM ALL IN MY NEW
SPECIAL, THINGS THAT AREN’T
FUNNY.
WOULD BE SAYING HEY, NRA, HAY,
NRA, AND I WAS WATCHING IT
THINKING WHAT ARE THE CHANCES
THE NRA IS WATCHING THIS?
WHAT IS THE CHANCE THAT ANYONE
IS WATCHING THAT SHOW, THAT WAS
SO CRAZY.
I’M GOING TO BE CONTROVERSIAL I
THINK THEY SHOULD RAISE THE AGE
FOR 21 I DO THINK THEY SHOULD
MAKE IT 21 AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
>> I’M ALWAYS FOR BETA TESTING
ANYTHING.
BUT THE HARD THING ABOUT TESTING
SOMETHING LIKE THAT IS EVEN
THOUGH THESE MASS SHOOTINGS ARE
NOT RARE ENOUGH, THEY ARE RARE
ENOUGH THAT YOU CAN DO AN
EXPERIMENT FOR FIVE YEARS AND
MAYBE NOT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO
WITH WHAT YOU’RE TESTING.
>> FOR SURE.
SOME PLACES HAVE WEIRD LAWS,
LIKE IN ALASKA, THEY FACE TIME
YOU AND JUST LOOK AT THE BACKGROUND.
>> THAT ACTUALLY MIGHT WORK.
JUST LOOKING IN THE BACKGROUND.
>> BUT NO, THE KIDS, THE MASS
SHOOTER, APPARENTLY HE KILLED
CATS.
HOW DID WE MISS THIS?
ANYBODY THAT MUTILATES ANIMALS ALWAYS ENDS UP MOVING TO THE
ALWAYS ENDS UP MOVING TO THE
NEXT LEVEL. WHERE AM I, I’M GOING TO HE WAS
WHERE AM I, I’M GOING TO HE WAS
BEING THOUGHTFUL TO EVEN THE
MOST DROLL TOPICS.
THAT’S GOOD, I’LL TAKE IT.
>> IT’S BEEN A LONG WEEKEND.
PART OF MY BRAIN I THINK I LEFT
SUMMER, BUT I’M NOT SURE WHERE.
>> I’VE NEVER BEEN TO CHICAGO I
WENT A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO AND I
WAS STANDING IN FRONT OF THE, IT
LOOKS LIKE A METALLIC SPLEEN,
AND IT JUST THIS BIG METAL THING
.
EVERYBODY STARES AT IT I TURNED
MY GIRLFRIEND AND I SAY MAY BE
THE CRIME IN THIS CITY IS JUST
LIMITED TO CERTAIN AREAS.
IN NEW YORK, THEN THERE WAS A
FATAL SHOOTING AT THE BEING THAT
THEN CAUSED A TOTAL LOCKDOWN ON
ANYONE UNDER THE AGE OF 18 BEING
ALLOWED IN THE PARK TWO HOURS
AFTER WE WERE THERE.
SO CLEARLY CHICAGO HAS A BIG
PROBLEM, NOW WE GET TO THE ROOT
CAUSE WE CAN TALK ABOUT BLM AND
A LOT OF THINGS.
WHILE PEOPLE ARE JUST DISCUSSING
THE GUN LAW CHANGES THAT ARE
POSSIBLE, GUN LAWS
DISPROPORTIONATELY AFFECT YOUNG
MINORITY MEN IN CITIES.
WHAT YOU’RE SEEING ON THE ONE
HAND THEY ARE SAYING MAGAZINE
LIMITATIONS.
THERE SAY MORE BACKGROUND CHECKS
, BUT THEN THE DISTRICT
ATTORNEY IN CHICAGO AND
PHILADELPHIA, THEY HAVE YOUNG
GUYS THEY SAY I DON’T WANT TO
ENFORCE THE LAW.
SO THIS IS WHAT ENDS UP
HAPPENING.
THEY MAKE IT HARDER FOR PEOPLE
TO USE THE GUNS AT THE RANGE,
THEY HAVE STATE TROOPER COME BY.
AND THEN AT THE CITY LEVEL WHERE
IT HAPPENS, THEY SAY WE WANT TO
ENFORCE THOSE STRICT GUN LAWS
BECAUSE WE’RE GOING TO HAVE A
DISPARATE IMPACT ON SOCIAL STUFF JUST WILL SUFFER.
JUST WILL SUFFER.
>> THAT IS SUCH GOOD POINT.
>> ’S SO YOU JUST ENTERED WHY
THEY’RE NOT ENFORCING THE LAWS.
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK CATS, LAST
WORD TO YOU?
>> I THINK WE TALK ABOUT DO
SOMETHING AND YOU SAY LET’S DO
SOMETHING, THAT’S NOT AN ACTUAL
CALL TO ACTION PART THAT’S NOT
REALLY DOING ANYTHING.
EVEN IF THAT WAS IN PLACE, YOU
TALK ABOUT THIS MOST RECENT
SHOOTING, THAT WOULDN’T HAVE
MADE MUCH OF A DIFFERENCE IF THE
COPS WERE HANGING OUT OUTSIDE OF
THE SCHOOL FOR MORE THAN AN HOUR
.
OBVIOUSLY MOST OF THE GUN
VIOLENCE OCCURS.
I THINK WE NEED TO BE CAREFUL
ABOUT MAKING LAWS BASED ON
EMOTION AND GENERAL.
IT’S ONE THING TO SAY IS PRO-
SECOND AMENDMENT, BUT TO MEET
THE SECOND AMENDMENT IS THE
ARGUMENT BECAUSE THAT’S IN PLACE
AND THAT APPLIES AND IF YOU
DON’T RESPECT THAT, THEN REALLY
THE WHOLE CONSTITUTION BECAUSE
IF THAT DOESN’T MATTER THAN NONE
OF THEM DO.
>> BY THE WAY, IT IS VERY EASY
FOR CANADA TO GO WITH GUN BANS
WHEN YOU NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR IS
THE UNITED STATES.
ALL MY GOD, LET’S GO NEXT DOOR
AND BANG ON THE DOOR AND SEE IF
THEY HAVE ANY GUNS AND WE ALWAYS
DO.
>> THE DAD, THE PRIME MINISTER
AND THE 70s, HE MADE IT
BASICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO GET A
HANDGUN THERE IN THE SOMATIC
COME ALONG FOR THE PURPOSES OF
VIRTUAL SICKENINGLY.
YOU CAN GET A HANDGUN IN CANADA
ANYWAY.
>> PERHAPS THE DUMBEST PERSON IN
CANADA BECAME THE PRIME MINISTER
.
>> THE CRIMINALS THAT ARE
SHOOTING PEOPLE IN CANADA WHICH
ISN’T HAPPENING, THEY CAN GET A
HANDGUN,.
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