Squirtle boy, I pick you!
Oh my - it's my favorite one.
Pokémon, do your classic noise.
[ Charmander noise ]
Aw yeah, that's the one.
Now which Pokémon is this?
I don't think I've ever made it this far.
I like how he barks every time he jumps.
That's not gonna get annoying.
Undertale?!
Whaaaaat?
You can't make - oh my god.
It's exactly Undertale.
It's Flowey.
They put in Flowey!
What is that? I don't recognize that.
That never - [ gasps ]
It's the - it's the goat mom!
Off of Undertale!
Oh my god, It's exactly right!
I wanna get that coin that she has.
Excuse me.
Oh my god, no!
I killed her again!
[ laughing ] No!
Look guys! It's Sans!
Whoops.
Oh yeah.
I remember this from Undertale.
Where you gotta escape on the turtle shell.
It's - yeah, it's just -
Yeah - and then the game fucking sucks dick.
I remember that.
I got it this time.
This time - this time, I got it.
Ooh! You gotta get the fire flower!
You gotta shoot 'em!
You gotta - OH
I figured it out.
Don't worry, guys.
I usually figure this -
Wait.
Under the koopas.
Bounce off the thing.
Get the fire flower.
There's no fire flower.
It fuckin' RIPPED ME OFF.
It fuck -
Fuckin' Game Grumps.
What?
You can't make Mario Maker.
Impossible.
OH MY GOD
It's almost exactly like the real thing!
Look guys, I made a Pokemon.
I made him.
Zaptuff!
Zaaaptuff!
Now what's the deal with this level?
It appears we -
Ohh my god.
Oh my god!
I gotta get out.
Gimme the -
WHAT?!
Stop!
Let me out!
It's - it's the last one!
It's the very last one.
Goodbye.
Bye bye.
OK.
I see what they're doing here.
Really, um, the trick on this level...
You gotta - you gotta look at the level and you gotta say
"OK. Bye bye."
Now, with this one.
It's a little different.
You're gonna have to bounce over the ball,
go under the ball...
Go through the pipe.
Then...
You're gonna have to come out here,
And say "bye bye."
[ laughing ]
Oh, I really hope I don't escape from this one at the very last second again.
Really, right before -
FUCKIN THING
Under the koopas.
Bounce.
Duck.
Bounce.
Get the fire flower.
One, two, three.
Now, bounce -
Get killed.
Because the level is
FUCKING GARBAGE
Now this looks like a fun level -
IT'S NOT
IT'S NOT A FUN LEVEL
That roughly translates to "grampa's cabin."
Annnd...
IT'S THE SAME GODDAMN THING AGAIN
It's the same exact thing!
[ Mission Impossible theme playing in level throughout, Dunkey "singing" along ]
Left 4 Dead?
No.
No, this - see.
This is - what is this.
This is not Left 4 Dead.
Now, the Left 4 Dead I know,
you play as velociraptors.
"Settle down, son."
"Gonna be OK. What's your name?"
"Ellis."
"M-my name's Ellis."
I found a box of chickens over here!
Throwing chicken!
Take cover!
What is that noise?
[ commotion ]
What is that?
- They fucking went in, dude.
Oh my - OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD
NO! [ laughing ]
[ yelling ]
Save me!
Save me from these teletubbies!
[ yelling, laughing ]
Oh my -
Thank god you're in here, Shark Tale.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
That ain't no witch.
- Oh god -
IT'S A SANDWICH!
OH NO!
SAVE ME!
Save me, Shark Tale!
Kill her off of me!
Bitch.
I said no mayonnaise.
Pills here!
Oh, look at the -
"Dammit!"
What?
[ laughing ]
Oh no!
- Ah, get the hot dog off me!
Get off him, you god damn hot dog!
I said no mayonnaise!
- Oh, shit.
NO!
Snoop Dogg has Spiderman!
Duck under the thing.
Get the fire flower.
Shoot.
Two, three.
Gib - TUP
GET OFF
Get off of my shell!
YOU
I HATE YOU!
This is the one, this is the one!
This is the one!
Bounce! Yes!
I'm doin' it!
I got this!
I GOT THIS!
WHAT?!
[ sighs ]
FFFFFFFFUCK YOU
I'm not sayin' that.
Ohh.
Spikes.
Dongle Trump's Big Ass Wall.
Now, [ clears throat ] immediately, I see some striking imagery of the goombas,
representative of the lower class, the immigrants.
And the koopa here is the elite.
Uh, standing above them.
Judging from afar.
Here you have the United States of America.
Uh, the mystery blocks symbolizing our uncertain economic future.
Notice the distorted perception.
And here you have the average American.
Pacing within the small confines of his life.
As he tries to understand his true purpose.
This is a very deep level.
Um...
Now this thing, that's Donald Trump.
This is it. This is it.
This is it.
Come on, everybody, say it.
Bam! Under the - bam!
Oh! Bounce! Kill the guy!
Here we go!
Under the guys.
Bounce.
Duck.
Get the fire flower.
One, two, three.
Buckle my shoe.
Get through the thing.
Kill the wigglers.
Jump off - j -
YES I DID IT
I DID -
[ wheezes, gurgles ]
[ sobbing ]