- Whose hair looks better, mine or Mom's?
- Do we have to choose?
- Kim, stop being a baby.
- I'm hanging up.
- Wait, I just wanted to apologize.
- Really?
(gentle piano music)
- You guys have got to see my new hairstyle,
it's so original.
- [Khloe] Shut up, Kim.
We're busy.
- What are you guys looking at?
- Hi Kimmy!
Do you like my new hair?
- So not too long ago I decided to dye my hair.
I just know that Kim will love it!
- What the (beeping) have you done?
- I dyed my hair!
We're like twins now.
- You're totally twins
- We are not twins.
- You're right, Mom looks better.
- (beeping) Both of you.
- Girls, it's not a competition.
- Yeah, but if it was, Kris wins.
- Are you kidding me?
My hair looks way better than hers.
- Roots, Kim.
- What?
- Mom actually did her roots.
I've told you about this.
- Um, I did my roots, Khloe.
- Scribbling permanent black marker on your head
doesn't count, Kim.
- Take that back and burn it.
- The truth hurts, and Mom did it better.
- Thank you, sweetie.
- Mom.
Okay.
Don't go overboard.
- We're having a good time, don't ruin it.
(gentle music)
- Mom, you need to reverse it.
We can't have the same hair color.
- But I can't.
Kim it really isn't that big of a deal.
- I can't believe that I'm being attacked on this day.
- You can just wear a hat.
- Do you want me to die?
- Kim stop being a baby.
- Kris, babe!
You look amazing.
- Thank you!
- Oh hi, Kim.
Didn't see you there.
- This is literally just like when Caesar
got stabbed in the back for inventing a salad.
- Kim, don't bring the Bible into this.
- Look, all I wanted to do was try something different
with my hair!
- Really?
- Yes.
- Something different that looks exactly like my hair?
- But better.
- If we want to get technical, I'm the only one
that pulls off blonde hair the best.
- Excuse me, you're looking at the person in this family
that pulls off blonde hair the best.
- You're right, I am, because I can see
my (beeping) reflection in your bright ass hair!
- Girls that's enough.
Kimmy, don't forget we have a makeup video
to do soon.
- How do you expect me to concentrate
when you look like this?
- Aww thanks, honey! (lively music)
- Whose hair looks better?
Mine or Mom's?
- Do we have to choose?
- Yes.
I won't get mad.
- Have you seen the new Simchat update?
Why would they update
the interface to look like-- - Kylie, Kylie, shut up.
Focus.
- You promise not to get mad?
- I said I won't get mad.
Just tell me.
- Mom.
- Yeah Mom.
Kim--
- I am going to leave the room
before I call you both stupid bitches.
- Everyone is literally trying to hurt me today.
- What is the matrix and what's real
and what's authentic?
I'm strictly like Braveheart of dreamers.
- I know, but--
- I been the same person since age zero.
- Ye, that is so sweet.
Kanye is the best.
He always knows exactly what to say to make me feel better.
I love you.
- Two lunch tables working together.
- [Kourtney] This is gross.
- Kourtney?
- Hi.
- What are you doing there?
- We always hang out for lunch.
- I'm hanging up!
- Wait, I just wanted to apologize.
- Really? (gentle music)
- I heard you talking and I know you're hurt
so I just wanted to say I'm sorry.
- Do you mean it?
- No.
- Ugh!
- Kim have you seen my-- (phone thudding)
Ow!
What the hell?
- It's time for Kim's makeup video
and I'm going with her as her manager
to make sure it runs smoothly.
- Kris, I love your hair.
- Thank you!
- We're here to do a job.
- Kris, your hair is just popping, it's glorious.
- Excuse me, where do you want me to stand?
- I think I've got a better idea.
- What?
- Kris, I want you to be the model and Kim,
You can do the voiceover.
(upbeat music)
- Today, I'm gonna show you how to apply
the new Glow Glow Glow makeup kit.
First we apply the foundation.
In order to do that, we steal someone else's hairstyle
because we're a skank bitch
and lightly spread the powder.
Next is the lipstick.
We put a generous amount on to cover up lips
that do nothing but tell (beeping) lies to her daughter!
Perfect for nighttime and daytime wear.
What?
I think it came out great.
(words whooshing)
♪ Simgm Productions ♪