- We got Jack Harlow over there.
(audience cheering and applauding)
New School, this is a classic episode because we got
a R&B god in the building,
Tank, on my team.
(audience cheering and applauding)
'Cause it's time for that bonus round.
And it's called the
- [Audience In Unison] Most Watched!
- Oh yeah, freestyle rappin', but here at Wild 'N Out
we focus on them jokes.
So each punchline can be one point added
to your total score.
The New School, y'all could still do it,
Jack, you could still go home
with that comedy championship belt,
you ready, my G?
Go ahead, step up.
(audience cheering) The Old School, step up.
DJ D-Wrek.
Drop the beat.
Damn, all right white boy, relax.
(audience chuckling) All right, all right,
all right, hey.
Hey.
♪ Y'all, I was just goin' relaxed ♪
♪ I was just gon' fall back ♪
♪ But you all up in my face ♪
♪ Like you tryin' to attack ♪
♪ Like you want to get grimy ♪
♪ Like you want to go bump ♪
♪ Come on dog, tell everybody you voted for Trump ♪
(audience reacting)
♪ Voted for Trump ♪
♪ Hey, too smooth, like I'm undercover ♪
♪ I take ya girl, undercover ♪
♪ Too smooth, ain't no light brotha ♪
♪ Don't disrespect my wife, brotha ♪
- Oh, he got a Eminem shirt on!
All right. (audience reacting)
- Yo, lemme get Jerome.
- DJ D-Wrek, may you kindly remove the instrumental, please?
- There's a lotta white people on this episode, y'all.
- Yeah, White 'N Out. (audience laughing)
♪ For a white guy, you think you're such a gem ♪
♪ But you're my least favorite candy ♪
♪ Small penis M&M ♪
(audience reacting)
- Ooh, slow it down!
- [Female Rapper] I told you guys I was cookin',
- Small penis M&M.
- [Female Rapper] We're cookin'!
♪ Another M&M joke, lemme just remind you ♪
♪ You're like an M&M ♪
♪ 'Cause you're known to have nuts inside you ♪
♪ You call the cops on barbecues ♪
♪ Like 'Come through, please!' ♪
♪ You're so white you learned your 9-1-1's ♪
♪ Before your one, two, threes. ♪
(Audience reacting)
- [Host] White-on-White violence!
♪ Seein' my cousins fight, that's very confusin' ♪
♪ I really don't like that, what are ya doin' ♪
♪ Can you please tell me why ♪
♪ y'all didn't invite me to this family reunion ♪
(audience reacting)
♪ Hey Tank, ya know I stand tall, this man fall ♪
♪ You make music for indie strip clubs ♪
♪ And unemployed grandmas ♪ (audience reacting)
♪ The two of you are polar opposites ♪
♪ It's not lookin' very nice ♪
♪ 'Cause you live with nine cats ♪
♪ And you've never seen pussy in your life ♪
(audience reactions drowning out speaker)
♪ Hey, D-Wrek, lemme tell you, we ain't done ♪
♪ 9-1-1, this a buncha White people, we're havin' fun ♪
(audience reacting)
- DJ D-Wrek, that's 10 to one.
- I gotta give that to the Old School,
make some noise for the Old School.
(audience cheering and applauding)
- Y'all give it up for a superstar,
DaBaby in the buildin'. (audience cheering)
Hey hey hey, but we about to whoop y'all ass,
in this next game, Baby, I'm just lettin' you know.
- I hear ya, I hear ya.
- I'm tellin' ya, I know you made hits,
But Too Short got hits-s-s-s-s.
And we about to play a game
where it's all about the hits,
'cause this is called 'Remix'! (audience cheering)
All right, Old School squad,
y'all got bingo.
- Bingo?
Okay, cool.
(team reacting)
- Now, this came from online,
y'all better kill this, y'all have to kill this.
- What is it?
- Rock-a-bye baby.
- I hate your Mohawk. (laughing)
- Old School is gonna go first.
(audience cheering)
- Y'all know the original, right?
- [Everyone In Unison] B-I-N-G-O.
- We got Short Dog in the house.
Remix! (audience cheering)
(laid-back rap music)
♪ This one for my dog ♪
♪ I throw B-Y-T-C-H, I said B-Y-T-C-H ♪
♪ Bingo is my bitch ♪
♪ What's your favorite dog, what's your favorite dog ♪
♪ Bingo is my bitch ♪
♪ What's your favorite dog, what's your favorite dog ♪
♪ Hey, I'm a player, I do it all around ♪
♪ And since that's my bitch ♪
♪ We gon'do it doggie style ♪
♪ You know I call him daddy ♪
♪ And I keep him on the done ♪
♪ And when I'm a good girl ♪
♪ Then he give a dog a bone ♪
♪ I ain't no good, that's the truth ♪
♪ Hey yo, holla, you a dog? ♪
(rappers barking)
♪ I'm Short Dog, I gotta lotta chicks ♪
♪ You know bingo? ♪
♪ That's my bottom bitch ♪
♪ B-Y-T-C-H, B-Y-T-C-H ♪
♪ Bingo is my bitch ♪
(audience clapping and cheering)
♪ Bingo is my bitch ♪
- Y'all ready?
We about to get y'all hot right now.
Ey, ey, DC, how that old song go?
♪ Rock-A-Bye-Baby, on the treetop ♪
♪ When the wind blows, the cradle with rock ♪
We got DaBaby in the building, we gotta turn up though.
(suspenseful rap tones)
It's time to put the kids to sleep.
♪ Whoa, can't wait to hear the beat drop ♪
♪ Roll Rock-A-Bye-Baby with the tree ♪
♪ Okay let's go ♪ (audience cheering)
♪ Let's go, let's go, let's go ♪
♪ Let's go, got a trap house in my treetop ♪
♪ Used to pump work like a Rebot ♪
♪ He ain't got no choice then ♪
♪ DaBaby finally my boyfriend ♪
♪ Hey fam, but I can't be your boo ♪
♪ Pretty (beep), Imma need like three of you ♪
(audience reacting)
♪ Let me hear the beat drop ♪
♪ Rock-A-Bye-Baby with the treetop ♪
♪ Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go ♪
♪ Hey go back in, B. ♪
♪ Let's go back in, B. ♪
♪ What they's talkin' 'bout, what they's talkin' to me ♪
♪ What I see, what I see when I get like that ♪
♪ I start to feel like you when I get like that ♪
(chanting)
(dinging) (audience cheering)
- [Host] They killed that.
- All right, Old School, Wild 'N Out.
(audience cheering)
(beat boxing wedding march)
- [All In Unison] Here they come.
♪ How you doin'? ♪
♪ Look, Imma be quick ♪
♪ I wrote a poem to let you know how I feel about you ♪
♪ And it go like this ♪
♪ Me breakin' your heart ♪
♪ That's a no-no ♪
♪ From this day forward you will never be solo ♪
♪ And you know I'm hung like a horse ♪
♪ Polo, so when I getcha in the bed ♪
♪ Imma knock ya out, me, by myself ♪
♪ I'm the truth ♪
(beat boxing wedding march)
- [All In Unison] Here they come.
- You know, when you first called my phone
and you told me you was pregnant,
I know I was immature, I was trippin'.
So I've been in the crib, doin' a lotta thinkin'
and I want you to have the baby.
You agree?
- Yes.
- Cool, she's all yours, dog, do what you gotta do.
(audience reactions drowning out speaker)
(crowd beat boxing wedding march)
- [All In Unison] Here they come.
- That's crazy, that's DaBaby, right, that's crazy.
I'm Big Baby. (laughing)
Now let's go make a baby.
(buzzer beeping) (beat boxing wedding march)
- [All In Unison] Here they come.
- Yo, check it. (audience laughing)
♪ 'Member that time you hit my phone? ♪
♪ Now our love's in the zone ♪
♪ But I just wish I was like that money ♪
♪ That you took from the bank ♪
♪ 'Cause I wanna be alone ♪
(audience reacting) Bars!
(dinging)
(beat boxing wedding march)
- [All In Unison] Here they come.
- Short Dog in the house! (audience cheering)
- Baby, I am so happy to be here with you
But ya know what?
I can't find the words to describe it
What's my favorite word?
(audience chanting drowning out speaker)
- [Host] Oh wow.
(beat boxing wedding march)
- [All In Unison] Here they come.
- Lemme see your hand, lemme see your hand.
- Ah hell nah!
(audience reacting) hell nah!
Who is this bitch?
(audience reacting)
Yeah, bitch.
(audience cheering)
- So lemme see your hand, lemme see your hand.
(beep)
- Tie my shoe real quick?
- Okay, whatever you want, boo.
(audience laughing)
All right, okay, hurry.
- I appreciate you baby.
(bride screaming) (dinging)
- [Host] Yo!
It's time for the bonus round,
and it's called the 'Wildstyle'!
(audience cheering)
Oh yeah, freestyle rappin',
but here on this show,
we focus on them jokes,
so each punchline can be one point
that's added to your total score,
so I can still win this thang.
Baby, I know you got a lotta jewelry man,
but you ain't got one of them
comedy championship belts right there.
- Pit.
- You ready for it?
Well step on up, New School, step up.
Old School, step up. (audience cheering)
DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat.
(laid-back rap music)
Oh, I like this,
I'm stealin' that (beep).
I got ya, Imma go first.
I got ya, I got ya.
♪ Everybody know I'm a (beep) hitter ♪
♪ Everybody know I'm a (beep) spitter ♪
♪ I'm a grown ass man, you a little bitty (beep) ♪
♪ And I'm up oh five for your (beep) babysitter ♪
(audience reacting) (dinging)
(rappers talking over one another)
♪ Look, you can't expose a (beep) with one line ♪
♪ (Beep) when he was on drumline ♪
(crowd cheering) (dinging)
Imma go back in on the end, hold on, hold on, hold on.
♪ Yo, they call me Hitman Holla ♪
♪ And I keep the chrome ♪
♪ Let me say somethin' to B. Simone ♪
♪ Your vagina do not work ♪
♪ That's why I don't wanna bone ♪
♪ You chase around DaBaby ♪
♪ 'Cause you can't make one of your own ♪
- [Host] Oh, Damn.
- Hold on, hold on, hold on, look.
Hold on, no, hold up,
yo, Holla, I got--
- She not fertile, she not fertile?
♪ People want me, boy you mad ♪
♪ I ain't let you hit ♪
♪ You hella mad that I wasn't suckin' on yo' (beep) ♪
♪ The whole hood know ♪
♪ That your stroke game lazy ♪
♪ You whip it out and all the girls say ♪
♪ 'Aw, look at da baby' ♪
(crowd reacting) (dinging)
Look at this baby, oh!
- DJ D-Wrek,
cut the beat. (buzzer buzzing)
You don't ever say nothin' about me, I said get off.
Up here lookin' like a gangsta bottle of Pepto Bismol.
And DaBaby, I know you and B. Simone be makin' out,
and I don't wanna go the shady route,
but I heard her (beep) is called the pacifier,
how it stay in da baby mouth.
(crowd reacting) (dinging)
- That was nice, damn.
That's (beep) up, you need to take that to the room.
Yo' arm got these little things on 'em,
supersonic, vroom! (audience laughing)
And you, (buzzer beeping)
What? (audience laughing)
I'm so tired of yo' ass,
but (beep) so cold,
I don't even think you be hearin' the jokes,
'cause my (beep), you so old.
(audience laughing) Now hold up.
(dinging) Now back to you.
Now listen here, (beep) hold up.
Everybody on this show ain't no trick.
But guess what, (beep) you the only (beep)
that could call a bitch a bitch.
(dinging) (audience reacting)
- Atlanta, make some noise! (audience cheering)
Yo, welcome back to a classic episode of Wild 'N Out,
we got DaBaby in the buildin', done joined us
for this game that has quickly
become a classic game, people love this game.
It's called 'Kick 'Em Out The Classroom', you know,
freestyle rappin' in the classroom,
beatin' on the table,
and it's pretty simple.
If y'all (beep) up the freestyle,
you get kicked out the classroom, y'all ready?
(audience responding)
All right, here we go, you ready?
(laid-back rap music)
♪ In the classroom ♪
♪ Ey, what we doin' in the classroom ♪
♪ I'm old school dripped up in the classroom ♪
♪ Better not slip up in the classroom ♪
♪ Ah damn, shucks in the classroom ♪
♪ This bitch gonna let me (beep) in the classroom ♪
(crowd laughing)
- Hey, I didn't hear 'em.
♪ Ah, kick him out the classroom ♪
♪ Ey, what we doin' in the classroom ♪
♪ Justine I hate your voice in the classroom ♪
♪ Well you don't make me moist in the classroom ♪
- Damn, that (beep) hurt.
♪ Ah, kick her out the classroom ♪
♪ Ey, what we doin' in the classroom ♪
♪ Too short's a bitch ♪
♪ In the classroom ♪
♪ I like to switch in the classroom ♪
♪ I'm out here gettin' rich in the classroom ♪
♪ (Beep) with the baby, get a stitch in the classroom ♪
♪ I'm high as a bitch in the classroom ♪
♪ I just hit a sweet lick in the classroom ♪
♪ Justine ain't got no ass, just hips ♪
♪ In the classroom ♪
♪ I wish I had some chips ♪
♪ In the classroom ♪
♪ I might smoke a whole zip in the classroom ♪
♪ I got a really weird itch ♪
♪ In the classroom ♪
♪ My mama named me Nick in the classroom ♪
♪ I give her the tip in the classroom ♪
♪ Baseball pitch in the classroom ♪
♪ Give B. Simone a kiss ♪
♪ In the classroom ♪
- Ah (beep), what the hell?
♪ Ah, kick him out the classroom ♪
♪ Ey, what we doin' in the classroom ♪
♪ You know I'm readin' books in the classroom ♪
♪ Short make 'em look ♪
♪ In the classroom ♪
- Oh he up?
♪ Ah, kick him out the classroom ♪
♪ Ey, what we doin' in the classroom ♪
♪ I'm tryna holla at Shorty in the classroom ♪
- What's your number? (laughing)
♪ Ah, kick her out the classroom ♪
♪ Ah, kick her out the classrom ♪
♪ Ey, what we doin' in the classroom ♪
(dinging) (crowd cheering)