♪ Christmas on the Square ♪
♪ Everybody's there ♪
♪ Laughing, singing, joy bells ringing Smiles are everywhere ♪
♪ Coats and hats and such as that ♪
♪ And thermal underwear ♪
♪ Trees aglow and mistletoe ♪
♪ It's Christmas on the Square ♪
I need some mistletoe! Oh! [chuckles]
[music continues]
[chuckling]
Whoa!
Mmm!
-Oh! Uh-uh, uh-uh! -Ah!
[music softens]
[woman] ♪ It's all about caring ♪
♪ Love and compassion ♪
♪ Better to give than receive ♪
♪ Now, that is the true fact ♪
♪ Those that don't know that ♪
♪ Well, they are the poorest indeed ♪
[music heightens]
♪ Gotta get out of this town ♪
♪ There's no reason to wait around ♪
♪ Forget the past, be free at last Gotta get out of this town ♪
[store door bells ringing]
♪ Christmas on the Square ♪
♪ All without a care ♪
Lovely day!
♪ Gifts exchanged and carolers sing ♪
♪ Lovers walk in pairs ♪
[woman] How romantic!
[townsfolk] ♪ Christmas lights and snowball fights ♪
-♪ Better duck, beware! ♪ -[boy] Ow, my eye!
[townsfolk] ♪ Friends and neighbors cuttin' capers ♪
♪ Christmas on the Square ♪
Ooh! 'Tis the season, Felicity.
Oh, and you didn't hear it from me, but Mrs. Hampton
forgot to put figs in her figgy pudding!
♪ Gotta get out of this place ♪
♪ Got the chance, the means, the ways ♪
♪ I know in time I'll lose my mind If I don't get out of this town ♪
All right, let's do this.
Regina, are you sure you wanna serve eviction notices
to the entire town right before Christmas?
Don't I look like I'm sure?
The marching does kind of give it away.
Uh, well, if I may…
[sighs]
[woman] Thanks for visiting our store.
-Bye-bye, precious girl. -[laughs] Yay.
To the best Christmas gift we've ever given each other.
Getting fertility treatments is better than anything that comes in paper.
[both] ♪ Maybe, just maybe ♪
♪ We'll get our baby ♪
♪ Oh, what a great gift that would be ♪
-Maybe triplets? -Hold on!
♪ We've waited so long But we keep holding on ♪
♪ To make a family of three ♪
♪ Here's hoping next Christmas ♪
♪ Luck will be with us ♪
♪ With what we have wished for the most ♪
♪ Our own little child ♪
-♪ With your lips ♪ -♪ And your eyes ♪
♪ Well, here's hoping hope against hope ♪
[door opens]
[man] Regina Fuller?
Haven't seen you since your father's funeral six months ago.
We miss him so much. How've you been?
Much clearer now.
♪ It's my duty to inform you 'Specially since you are the pastor ♪
♪ This town is being sold So let's avoid disaster ♪
♪ It's in my jurisdiction To hand you this eviction ♪
♪ You'll also get a hefty check To cut down on the friction ♪
You can't be serious. You're selling our town?
To the Cheetah Mall conglomerate.
In fact, we are standing in the middle of the middle
of what will be the biggest mall in Middle America.
I just need to close the deal by the end of the year.
Who would do this to people during the holidays?
Rich people who get tax breaks!
Merry Christian, Pastor Christmas.
[Christmas music continues]
[trumpets playing]
Change?
-[townsfolk] ♪ Christmas on the Square ♪ -Sorry, no change.
-♪ Catch me if you dare ♪ -[Felicity] ♪ I apologize ♪
-♪ Holly, jolly, Christmas folly ♪ -♪ I'm so sorry ♪
-♪ Jokesters everywhere ♪ -♪ So sorry ♪
♪ Sleighs and skates and chestnuts baked ♪
-♪ More than enough to share ♪ -♪ I apologize ♪
-♪ Dancin' mimes and such good times ♪ -♪ I'm so sorry ♪
♪ It's Christmas on the Square ♪
[music heightens]
♪ Christmas is the time for beauty Dressin' to the nines ♪
♪ 'Tis the time to shirk your duties Leave your job and junk behind ♪
♪ 'Tis the season to be jolly By golly, I'm down with this ♪
♪ That's what Christmas is ♪
[all] ♪ Yes, it is Yes, it is, yes, it is ♪
♪ That's what Christmas is ♪
♪ Yes, it is, yes, it is, yes, it is Yes, it is, yes, it is, yes, it is ♪