(upbeat music)
(audience applauds)
- Hello.
What is up you (beep) and (beep)?
(audience laughs)
- It is so (beep) awesome to see y'all (beep).
- Yeah.
- We've prepared an amazing presentation
for you guys today. - Yes, we have.
- It's something we've thought long and hard about.
- So long and so hard,
you could almost call it the Titanic.
Because it was very long and made of steel.
- And filled with seamen.
So-- - That's right.
(audience laughs)
And here it is.
- We are magicians. - We are magicians.
(audience laughs)
I'm sorry, is this yours?
It's nothing.
(audience laughing)
Because it's an illusion.
Oh, I bet you didn't see that coming.
- Please give us a second.
- Hold on.
Oh, I guess I should've put this on
before I put the cape on.
But this was all part of the plan, you see.
Because--
- You see magic-- - Magic is all--
- Is in you. - Is in you.
(audience laughter)
- This is yours.
- Chuck. - Here we go.
- Ta da. - Ta da.
- Magicians.
(audience clapping)
- Thank you. - Magic.
- Thank you.
- Avada kedavra, bitch.
- Dead, you are literally dead.
- Dead. - Just kidding.
He didn't mean it and you have to mean it.
(audience laughs)
- Oh, sorry, I thought we were gonna boop.
- Oh, boop. - Boop.
- That's rule number one of being a magician.
Always touch tips.
- Boop. - Boop.
- Rule number two, next slide.
A card trick. - A card trick.
- Just kidding.
Stay on your toes.
- Let's see another one...
Ooh. - Whoa.
Whoa.
- I'm sorry.
Is this your card?
- The fun part about this,
the fun part about us--
- Yes.
- Is that I always start the tricks
and he always ends them.
- That's right.
- And that's our dynamic. - Yep.
- So sir, pick a card.
- Wrong, wrong. - That was incorrect.
- Wrong. - Wrong card, idiot.
- Wrong card, idiot.
And that's the trick.
(Chanse laughs)
(audience applauding)
- [Chanse] Uh, how we did that trick?
- Well, a magician never reveals how,
but we can reveal why. - Why.
(audience laughs)
We did it to keep you on your toes.
- That's right.
Your toes.
Really, like magic it all hearkens back
to our homeland of Ireland.
- Yes. - And--
- I am very Irish. - Yes.
And that's why we say toes.
(Audience laughs)
- That is true. - I didn't make the rules.
That's right.
- Magic.
(audience gasps)
- I'm sorry.
- Is this your card?
It can't be because she's dead.
(audience laughs)
That's magic.
- Boop. - We did not kill the queen.
- Next slide.
- Memorize this photo. - Memorize this photo.
And--
- Now ma'am, what did you see?
- What did you see?
- Uh, red. - Wrong.
- See, first rule of magic,
you never let them see your cards.
Hold this.
- [Chanse] Wow.
(audience claps)
- And that's our assistant, Ashley.
- Now give it back.
Give it back.
I don't even have to look at it.
It's called magic.
- (multiple beeps).
(audience applauds)
Moving on.
Things we remember from that picture,
proving that we are magicians.
One.
- [Chanse] The amount of plants on the table.
- Uh, there was three.
- Correct.
- Two, the shape of the window on the door.
Oblong.
(audience laughs)
- Correct.
- [Ian] Correct.
- [Chanse] Three, the color of the tarp.
- Trick question.
- There was no tarp. - There was no tarp.
- Go back to the photo.
- [Ian] Let's go back to the photo.
- See, no tarp. - No tarp.
That there...
That is a sheet,
not a tarp.
Can't be on your toes. - Toes.
- Next slide. - Next slide.
We can also...
What was I gonna say right there?
(Chanse exclaiming)
- Read minds.
- What?
Peter, pick a number between between one and uh...
What is that?
That's 2 million. - Yeah.
No. - That's million.
That's million.
Yeah, two million.
Magicians, we know numbers, okay.
Are you ready?
- Yeah.
- We will guess your number using the power of magic.
Hmm.
Hmm. - Hmm.
Give us the (beep) paper.
(audience laughs)
Hmm.
Hmm--
- [Ian] Okay.
- Now. - I think I got it.
I think I got it. - He's got it.
- Is your number
nine?
- No.
- (beep).
- How did you get that...
Can you guys--
- Where's my (beep) wand?
- Can you guys give us a second?
- Where's my (beep) wand?
- It's over there, dude.
(audience chuckles)
- Okay, let me guess that number again.
(dramatic music)
(audience laughs)
- Are those brackets or those ones?
- Ones.
(audience member laughs)
- Is it a 1,782?
- No.
(audience laughs)
- What the (beep)?
- Next slide.
- Clap for us.
(audience clapping)
The origins of magic,
it starts--
- Starts with the dinosaurs.
Otherwise known as Irish people.
(audience laughs)
In Ireland. - Right.
- As you can see Green Hills,
Ireland. - Ireland.
- Tulsa, Ireland.
- Next slide. - Next slide.
- Space, the final frontier.
Oh, there's words.
Bring in the bricks.
- [Audience Member] Oh.
(dramatic music)
- Always expect the unexpected.
- Juggle time. - Oh, it's juggle time.
- Now I'm sure you're wondering,
why bricks?
Well, we didn't wanna take it easy.
- Right.
- We wanted things to be a little more difficult.
- That's right.
(audience cheers)
- All right, hold on.
- Hold on, just give us one minute.
- Hold on. - The magic hasn't
even happened yet.
- There was no trick.
- Hasn't even started yet.
Jesus Christ, you're the worst audience.
(audience laughs)
Hey Chanse, what's your favorite brick trick?
- Oh, I think you know,
it's the Alabama Craker.
- Let's see that real quick.
(audience gasps)
- That's magic.
(audience cheering)
- [Audience Member] Oh, whoa.
- Oh. - Whoa.
(audience applauding)
- And the third brick.
(audience applauds)
(dramatic music)
- Ta da.
- Next slide. - Next slide.
Remember that photo from earlier?
- We do. - We do.
- Things from that photo that you probably forgot.
- [Chanse] The color of the beach chair,
blue.
- [Ian] The number of ceiling lights.
Five. - Four.
(audience laughs)
- [Ian] The color of the little boy's hair.
- Trick question. - Trick question.
It was a little girl. - It was a little girl.
- Take a look at that.
She's hiding.
- [Chanse] You can't see her.
- You can't see her because you
are not magicians. - Magicians.
- Like we are. - Like we are.
- Next slide. - Next slide.
(audience laughs)
Finally,
making ourselves disappear. - Making ourselves disappear.
- You're all gonna have to close your eyes for this.
- [Chanse] No peeking.
The (beep)?
- All right.
Now, open your eyes.
Uh, now close your eyes again.
All right and...
(multiple beeps)
Oh wait, wait, wait.
Are we leaving the clothes there?
- [Chanse] Yeah, just leave the...
Yeah, leave them. - Okay.
So it looks like we like evaporated
or some-- - Wait, wait, wait.
Oh, leave the shoe.
Leave the shoe. - Oh okay, that's in.
Oh, I like my shoe too. - Are we gonna keep
the wands or-- - Uh, let's just keep...
Just, yeah.
Okay, open your eyes.
(dramatic music)
- Oh my God, whoa. - Whoa.
(audience claps)
- [Ian] Now close them again.
Open them.
Then close them.
(audience laughs)
That's the power of magic,
we have control over your body
and there's nothing you can do about it.
Thank you, bye.
(audience clapping)
(audience cheers)
(beep)
Why you probably shouldn't do magic.
- It ruins your love life. - Why don't you?
But apparently,
everyone cheats in magic-- - Right.
- Because,
ah, magic isn't real.
I'm sorry, I'm just gonna say it.
It's not real.
Here, let's see you try to juggle it.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Why don't you come up here
if you think you're so good.
You think you are the magician with your vest?
- Nope, I can't do it.
I can't do it like you guys did.
- Not a real magician.
Was that your card?
- Is this your card?
(audience laughs)
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(audience laughs)