- Today is 7-Eleven meets mini golf heaven.
- Let's talk about that.
(funky music)
(fire crackling)
- Good Mythical Morning.
- Today we've got a brand new game we're very excited about.
We're gonna be playing America's true national past time.
- Oh?
- Mini golf. - It is?
- Come for the fun.
Stay 'cause you keep hitting that stupid windmill.
Link, you're a mini golf guy, right?
- Yeah, I'm a mini golf guy.
Should I be ashamed of that?
- No, you should be proud. - My Aunt Vicky
used to take me to play mini golf.
There was this Putt-Putt place in between Erwin and Dunn,
like against the river.
- Yes, I remember that.
- Boy, you'd get eat up with some skeeters, man,
but it was worth it, to do a little puttin puttin.
- Okay, well.
- I think that's a copyright.
- We're gonna- - I think you got to
say miniature golf.
- Really?
Well, you said, "Puttin, puttin."
- Yeah, that aint right. - Which is not putt Putt-Putt,
which is very different.
Okay, you might have a slight advantage then.
We'll see.
Today we're gonna be testing that putting ability,
as well as our knowledge of 7-Eleven,
everybody's favorite convenient store.
Not a sponsor.
(air Whooshing) It's time for Pick N Putt.
7-Eleven edition. (funky guitar music)
Welcome to the putting zone.
- Yeah, all right.
So, one of my favorite Price Is Right games
is the hole in one
or two, but this is even better because we got three holes.
- More holes!
- That's right we're gonna be asked a question
about 7-Eleven and then we are going to indicate our answer
by putting down the mythical fairway
into one of the three answer holes.
- Okay, like regular golf each hit counts as one stroke.
But, unlike regular golf,
if you get into the wrong answer hole,
'cause there's not usually one of those in regular golf,
you get a two stroke penalty.
Of course, whoever gets the lowest score at the end
wins the game and gets the coveted winner's jacket.
- For!
(air whooshing)
(bass music)
For our first question we have an obstacle here.
Look at that.
It's a pyramid of Big Gulp cups.
- Now, and so you can follow along at home.
- There's a little hole there.
- I'm gonna have the red balls
and Link's always gonna have the blue balls.
The whole game.
- I have one blue ball.
- Okay, there's probably more where that came from.
- So, I'm only half frustrated.
- All right, what's our first question?
- [Stevie] When 7-Eleven first started selling Slurpees,
they were originally called what?
Slushies, ICEEs or Frostys.
- I'm gonna go first since,
in general I look more like a country club kinda guy
and you look more like a in the forest forging for berries
kind of guy.
- Well, I tried to clean up for this.
- Yeah, you did. - I got my golf shirt on,
I put my hair up.
Maybe I'll tuck it in.
Should I tuck it in?
- I actually think I've worn that shirt before.
Is that my shirt?
- Nope.
First of all, what's your guess?
- See, ICEE is something else
and maybe they didn't know that
until they got sued by the people who own ICEE.
Slurpee is close to slushie.
So, I ain't going through that little hole there.
I'm gonna bank around this puppy.
- Okay.
- And I'm gonna go right into the slushie.
Okay, here we go.
(both cheering)
- At first I was like,
there's no way that is staying on the course.
If it hadn't of gone in,
it would have never stayed on the course.
Oh my goodness.
- [Link] Oh yeah.
- Have we found a new game for you?
- Well, let's not say that.
- Okay.
- Oh my goodness.
And look, the blue ball's right there.
Now of course, is this the right answer?
- That's the answer I was gonna go for.
- Slushie?
All right.
Well, I recommend banking it around the pyramid.
- So it hit two walls on the and went in.
- I was doing practices before this started
and I only sunk one out of like 20.
- Okay.
I'm not gonna try to recreate the magic that you just did
because I think that my ball will end up off the course
if I try that.
Okay, I'm going for slushie,
but I'm actually getting off of the course here.
Is that legal?
- Sure.
- To get a better angle.
- As long as the ball starts on or behind that line,
I don't care where you stand.
- [Rhett] Oh.
- [Link] Almost a hole in one on Frostys.
Come on up, you get a second stroke.
- You know what? Maybe.
- It only took me one.
It's gonna take you at least two.
- [Rhett] Hold on, maybe that's destiny.
- [Link] Oh, you're changing your answer?
- I'm gonna go to Frosty, since I almost hit it.
- [Link] Okay.
- [Rhett] Okay, that's my answer and two to Frostys.
- Stevie, please tell me this is slushies,
after all that celebration.
- [Stevie] Before Bob Stanford,
a 7-Eleven add agency director coined the term Slurpee,
which describes the sound you make
while sipping the iconic 7-Eleven drink through a straw,
Slurpees were originally called, ICEEs.
(both groaning)
- Oh no, so we both get two penalty points.
- [Stevie] So, that means, Rhett, you get four strokes
for this round and Link, you get three.
- Kinda takes the edge off the celebration.
- Yeah.
(air whooshing)
(bass music)
- Okay, we have a series of government documents
that we have to traverse in this round.
- It looks like it's a ramp, dude.
- I believe it is a ramp of government documents.
- All right, what's up Stevie?
- What's the question?
- [Stevie] Which of these thing can you do
in an American 7-Eleven?
Pay your taxes, renew your car registration,
request a divorce certificate.
- Can you imagine?
It's like, hun, this isn't working out.
We need to go to the 7-Eleven.
- Okay Link, you're in the lead.
So, you're still going first.
- It can't be divorce papers, I mean.
And taxes, I mean I could see how the government
would want you to be able to file your taxes anywhere,
as long as they get that money.
But, renewing your car registration makes the most sense
because I mean, a lot of 7-Elevens you can get gas,
that's for your car,
might as well have other things for your car.
Loose should, see?
- Yeah, go hard like that too.
You don't wanna not get up that ramp.
You wanna be able to get right up that ramp.
- Quiet on the course.
Like, totally quiet.
Okay.
That was not far from renew your registration.
- It was close.
- Which of course, I'm going for that.
(Rhett laughing)
What happened?
I didn't do a practice stroke.
- Hit it a little bit harder.
- [Link] Dang it, man.
- Okay, okay.
- Dang it!
- I don't know if renew registration is right.
- Oh, really?
- Here's the logic that I'm operating under.
Pay your taxes, renew your car registration,
or request a divorce certificate.
Like, you're not filing anything.
They're not responsible for anything,
like going through the system,
but they have divorce papers that you can request.
- Okay, I think this reasoning is great.
- You're probably right.
- See.
- Now going.
- Is fate calling you over here to taxes.
- Divorce papers is too far at this point.
So again, I'm going with fate.
It didn't work last time.
Let's see if I can get it in there though.
- [Link] Go gentle. - [Rhett] Taxes.
- [Link] Okay. - [Rhett] I went taxes.
- All right, two strokes to three without any penalties.
Stevie.
I hope it's divorce.
- [Stevie] While maybe one day
we'll be able to do all three of these,
for now us Americans will just have to settle
for popping into our local 7-Eleven to pay our taxes.
- [Rhett] Yes! - [Link] Dan it.
- Thanks.
- [Stevie] So that means Rhett, you get two strokes
for this round and Link, you get five.
- Sorry, man. - Bogey, bogey, bogey.
(air whooshing)
(bass music)
- Now the course is covered in wieners.
- Wieners everywhere, man.
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Okay Stevie, what's up with these wieners?
- [Stevie] Which of the three hotdogs
is the 7-Eleven Big Bite?
Is it hotdog A, hotdog B, or hotdog C?
- All right, let's try A.
Let's see, so.
- Oh, you're actually.
I just thought we were, I was just gonna go by looks.
I don't know why.
- Oh, okay.
Now, A's got a little spice to it.
- Oh, it does?
C just tastes good.
- Would 7-Eleven split their big wiener?
- I think I know the answer, but I'm not telling you.
Putt away.
- I don't think they would split their wieners.
I think it's either A or C.
And the question is.
- Is it spicy or not?
Big bite could mean it's go a bite to it.
- That's spicy.
- And it's also big.
They're clever there.
But, I think the question is,
how am I gonna get through these wieners?
What I'm gonna do is I'm aiming down this line for B,
but I'm hoping I'll miss B
and then I'm gonna let fate decide where it's A or C.
- You're gonna let fate decide.
You haven't made any decisions on your own all night.
- There's a wiener line right here.
That's gonna be very difficult to get through
without hitting a wiener.
Oh gosh, this is tight.
- No wiener line is perfectly straight.
(Rhett groaning)
You banked it off the boingy into the wiener zone.
- Okay, I'm going for A, not just because fate decided,
but because I think that the whole Big Bite thing
it's spicy.
- You think it's spicy.
- It's got some bite to it.
- Nice putt.
Two strokes into the wrong answer.
I believe the correct answer is C
because I think it just refers to the girth.
Even though all three of these are the same girth.
- And I like A, a lot.
- We know it's not B
because 7-Eleven got them rollers, y'all.
- You split your wiener and put it on a roller,
you're gonna get caught.
- And they don't take the time to split them
after they de-roll them.
- Right.
- Gotta go with some gusto here.
Nope.
(Production Crew Laughing)
It crawled over the wiener pyramid here.
- Now, you can get a putter's hand width relief
from that side there.
- I know what's up.
All right, so I'm going for C.
I'm going to jump these wieners and go straight into C.
- Yeah, the old wiener jump.
Every golfer's got the wiener jump shot in his back pocket.
- [Link] Come on, gotta catch that break.
- [Rhett] You gotta hit them hard
if you wanna get over them.
- Dang, that was close!
All right, now I'm not gonna do that weak crap.
- Yeah, get it in there.
- [Link] Okay.
- All right, so. - I'm gonna leave that.
- Went with C.
- [Link] Yeah.
- [Rhett] That's a good guess.
- [Stevie] With a special spice formulation
and larger size, courtesy of Oscar Mayer,
the exclusive Big Bite hotdog,
which first rolled out on those infamous
7-Eleven roller grills in 1988,
is what you're tasting in hotdog C.
(Rhett groaning) - Oh, what?
A is so spicy.
- Spice formulation?
- That C didn't taste spicy, but it was righty.
- That's so spicy.
- [Stevie] Hotdog A is from ampm
and it's their Tapatio hotdog
and hotdog B is from Five Guys.
So that means, Rhett, you get four strokes for this round
and Link, you get three.
(air whooshing)
(bass music)
- It all comes down to this windmill.
Look at this thing.
It's turning totally on it's own,
not with the the help of Chase.
You know you had a good Putt-Putt course
where there's like, people on it doing things.
- Hey, jobs!
- You know what I'm saying?
- Jobs!
I don't want the robots to replace the people.
- All right, you're ahead by one stroke.
It's anybody's game.
- But this is the final round and we've got a special rule
for the final round and that is,
if you guess the correct hole and you get a hole in one,
you automatically win.
So, it's anybody's game, for real.
- Okay, you have to call it and hit it.
- And if I end up doing that on the first,
you still get a chance to do the same thing,
we'll go into a sudden death.
- All right, you act like you're about to putt,
but we haven't heard the question.
- Yeah, what are we doing here?
- [Stevie] The other day, Chase,
who's now operating the windmill.
- [Link] I see that.
- [Stevie] Went to the 7-Eleven in Burbank
to find out what it's most expensive item was.
So, your final question is, excluding gift cards,
what is the most expensive item at our local 7-Eleven?
Is it a micro USB car phone charger,
antifreeze coolant or a 12 pack of Stella?
- All right, put your ball down
and then you're gonna have to call it.
What's your answer?
And also, you gotta go through the windmill.
You can't go around it.
- [Link] Can't go around it.
- First of all, it's gonna be tough to get anything
but the antifreeze answer because it's in the middle,
but I think if I play it at an angle
I could get to either side.
- Okay, so you're thinking it's what,
the phone charger then?
It can't be the beer, can it?
- I'm gonna go with phone charger.
- [Link] It sounded technical.
- And that might be.
Oh, and now you're speeding up.
I was adjusting mentally to the slow leisurely pace
you've been doing this whole time.
- Are you getting tired or something?
- I'm getting cramps.
- So, you've got angles and you've got timing.
- Good old windmill.
(Link groaning) (Rhett laughing)
You attempted to go through the hole.
That's all we really ask, so now that's one stroke.
Go from there.
- Okay, and is Chase gonna remain here?
- He didn't have to.
Come on.
- Now it's a belly putter and I'm using it on Chase.
- Okay, so I'm going.
This is tough.
Now listen, if you get in the same situation,
Chase is not moving for you either, okay?
- Putt, please.
- I can barely see my ball.
But, I'm going for phone charger.
Here we go.
- Oh, good putt.
(Rhett cheering)
- Dang.
Okay, you know what?
I actually think it's the antifreeze.
- You think it's Stella.
Oh, antifreeze.
- Yeah, because it's a dangerous substance.
They gotta hike up the price so that toddlers won't buy it.
- [Rhett] So you're going right through the middle?
Okay. - absolutely, man.
- All right.
You could win it all right here, Link.
You could win it all.
- Yes!
Yeah that felt good.
- All right, you got through.
- All right, so.
- Don't, don't.
So hold on, just to things straight here.
If I get into the wrong hole with two strokes,
I got a two stroke penalty.
So, if you hit it into the right hole, right now, you win.
- Yeah, but if I hit it into your hole,
I lose not matter what.
- No matter what.
- Fate is telling me Stella,
but I'm going with antifreeze.
Okay, here we go.
I don't wanna blow this.
- Calm down a little bit.
- Makes you nervous, doesn't it?
All right Stevie, work with me.
- [Stevie] Coming in at a whopping $24.99,
not including tax,
the most expensive item Chase was able to find
was a micro USB car phone charger.
(Rhett cheering)
So that means Rhett, you get two strokes to this round
and Link, you get four
and that means that Rhett wins the coveted winner's jacket.
- [Link] Oh, it looks so comfortable.
- Oh gosh, this thing is gonna rip my flesh.
- Oh, I get the chargers.
It doesn't look that expensive.
Oh gosh.
Come on over here.
Give me a hug or just be near me.
Okay, yeah that's really comfy.
Rhett's gonna be wearing that
until the next time we play Pick N Putt,
where hopefully I will don the jacket.
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