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- Sorry. I came as quick as I could.
You said it's an emergency.
- [Meg] You're going to want to sit down for this.
- Is everything okay?
- We're here for you.
- Okay.
So last night I got a notification.
- Ah, Oh my God.
- He liked one of my photos.
(gasp)
- What?
- It gets worse.
- How could it?
- [Meg] he unliked it this morning.
- Shut up.
- [Rebecca] Meg I left work for this.
- He's in love with you.
- Oh my God. Really?
- I'm leaving.
- Shut up. Sit down. You're already here.
- Meg He probably liked the photo drunk,
and then sobered up this morning and regretted it.
- Oh my sweet, naive, Becca.
How married life has aged you,
as if she wouldn't notice the notification?
He meant it.
- but you guys, he doesn't even follow me anymore.
- Umm, What?
- So.
- Oh my God, this changes everything.
- How?
- Oh, cause he had to type in my name to look at my photos.
He had to actively search for me.
- People have done dumber stuff drunk.
- Oh my God.
He is trying to send her a message.
- What's the message?
- That he wants to be with you.
- [Rebecca] You know,
it's amazing that he didn't just write that.
I'm going back to work.
- Wait no.
Do I message him?
- No.
- [Lucy] Yes.
- [Meg] I just kind of feel like I want to message him.
Like I feel like I'm in a really healthy place.
- [Rebecca] Are you?
- Yeah. Like I feel like
I have a really good handle on this situation.
- Doesn't he have a girlfriend?
- I don't know.
Okay. So I saw a girl was tagged
in his best friend's brother's photo.
but her account is private. So I don't know.
- I just feel like if he does have a girlfriend
he's quite clearly unhappy and crying out for help.
Umm also, you guys had such a deep connection.
Like you made a real, real connection.
Cause remember you bonded over slurpee flavors.
- He just gets me.
- Yeah so does my three year old niece.
- What's his sign?
- Pisces.
- Oh my God. That makes sense.
Water sign. Hello.
He's fluid in and out of your life.
It's important you give him space,
but also you have to make the first move.
- Oh no. He is a gemini.
- Oh. okay Yeah.
No Gemini makes way more sense.
Kind of like waffles on big decisions.
You're going to have to take the rains on the relationship.
- No JK Oh my God. His birthday's in May.
- Oh yikes. Taurus?
That's an earth sign. Super stubborn.
Oh my God. You're going to have to make the first move.
- Okay.
Wait. But I don't even know what he's up to,
because I don't watch his stories.
'Cause Becca you told me not to watch his stories.
- Well no, no.
I only said that because it was quite clearly over.
And I didn't think you needed to torture yourself further.
- Oh sweet Rebecca.
the delicate dance has only just begun.
- Wait so, so do I watch his stories or?
- Oh my God. No. Not on your account.
Hello.
Well, you can't on mine
because he already knows my Insta handle. So.
- No, no, no.
You're not, not watching on my account.
- But It couldn't hurt.
- Yes. A hundred percent. It could hurt.
- Becca, has anyone ever told you,
that you have the personality
of a bag of shit in a humidifier?
- No.
No, that's that's a new one.
- Okay fine.
So here's the plan.
You make a fake account, with fake name, fake photos.
You use it to creep him.
I'd let you use mine,
but I don't want you to ruin it's anonymous integrity.
- Wow.
- And once you find out the girlfriend sitch.
then you message him.
But you do it as a meme.
You do a generic 2020 meme.
Something a little bit funny starts a conversation.
- This is elaborate.
- Yeah. It's a foolproof plan.
- Oh my God you guys.
I kind of think I'm falling for him.
- Oh, I don't doubt it.
Oh my God. It's probably true love.
In which case you need to listen to your heart.
- Because you're obviously not going to use your brain.
- [Lucy] Ugh I'm Rebecca.
I haven't dated in 5 years,
and I know everything about dating.
- Okay. I don't sound like that.
- A little bit is what you sound like.
- And I'm not saying I know everything about dating.
I'm just saying,
wouldn't it be better if you made it easier on yourself?
I mean, this guy was quite clearly
lonely and horny and, also,
why are you taking dating advice from someone who is single?
- Because coaches don't play Becca.
- Okay.
You're a big girl. You can handle it.
I'm just saying,
if you catch feelings at the end of the day, it's on you.
I'm exhausted from this.
And it's not even my relationship so.
- Oh my God. On my god, On my god, On my god.
He sent a message.
(gasp)
It's a meme.
Funny. It's of a 2020 candle and
it's a flaming dumpster fire.
- Oh my God. That's so funny.
- Wow he just followed me.
- I knew it.
- He's typing. He's typing.
(gasp)
Okay.
Sorry.
Sorry I've been distant.
I've been meaning to get in touch.
I was in a coma.
I think we should hang out.
- Awe!
- You can't tell me you believe that?
- [Lucy] What were you saying Becca?
Game, set,
match, point.
- Wait that doesn't make sense.
- I sent him a nude.
- I can't be here anymore.
- No it's a tasteful one.
It's just one nipple.
- Oh, excellent choice.
- You know, what's fun about that also?
is that he'll ghost you just in time for Halloween.
- Oh, Halloween. What are we going to be?
I feel like we should all three, do something together.
- I'm going back to work.
- What about like Snap, Crackle, Pop,
or like the three blind mice?
you guys want to do Huey, Dewey, and Louie?
- Thanks for coming.
Oh my God.
- My dating advice is flawless,
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