>> ELF ANWAR: What's up guys? I'm an elf.
You may see us in movies and children's books...
looking jolly as [BLEEP].
But that ain't the truth.
I'll let you know the truth.
Santa Claus is a [BLEEP] [BLEEP].
>> SANTA: This year, we're doing everything differently.
Make sure everything is wrapped on time!
Cause time is money!
And it's my money!
Whose money?
>> ELVES: Your money!
>> SANTA: And goodnight [BLEEP].
>> ELVES: Goodnight Santa.
>> SANTA: I thought I heard something.
>> ELF ANWAR: I just don't know what to do anymore.
And that's why being an elf is the best!
>> SANTA: What is this [BLEEP]?
>> ELF ANWAR: It's a school project.
>> SANTA: Oh, okay.
Hey! You kids better be doing good or ain't getting [BLEEP] for Christmas. Okay? Santa out!
>> ELF ANWAR: You heard it here kids! So make sure you get good grades, brush your teeth-
What a [BLEEP] [BLEEP]!
>> INTERVIEWER: So, what's it like living in the North Pole?
>> ELF ANWAR: Man, that [BLEEP] don't exist.
I'm from Compton.
Tired of making toys, just wanna make some noise. Chilling with my boys, yeah.
I don't want to do this [BLEEP] for the rest of my life.
I wanna make music.
I'm doing this [BLEEP] part-time. You know, I'm trying to save up.
>> SANTA: Naughty.
Nice.
Naughty.
Oh. She's naughty.
>> ELF ANWAR: That mother [BLEEP]...
That mother [BLEEP] hasn't paid me in 2 years, but today I'm stepping up.
I'm gonna let him know, yo, I better get paid.
How's it going boss?
>> SANTA: Why aren't you working?
>> ELF ANWAR: I was just wondering if my paycheck came in.
>> SANTA: Yeah. I got it.
>> ELF ANWAR: Thank you so much.
Thank you!
Woo!
[BLEEP]!
What am I supposed to do with this? Huh?
How the [BLEEP] am I going to pay my bills with that?
>> SANTA: Give me 30 jingle downs.
Drop!
>> ELF ANWAR: We make 8 billion toys a year.
>> SANTA: Who the [BLEEP] made this?
>> ELF ANWAR: And he gets mad over one toy.
I'm tired of this [BLEEP].
>> SANTA: You got 30 more minutes. Keep going.
>> ELF ANWAR: Honestly. I'm done.
Like I'm fed up.
>> SANTA: Did that teach you all a lesson?
>> ELF ANWAR: [BLEEP] you Santa!
>> SANTA: Who said that?
You're tough now?
>> ELF ANWAR: I'm tired of your [BLEEP].
>> SANTA: Square up!
>> ELF ANWAR: Hold on.
Let's rewind that real quick.
>> SANTA: You're tough now.
>> ELF ANWAR: I'm tired of your [BLEEP]/
>> SANTA: Square up!
>> ELF ANWAR: Aye!
Aye!
Elf life!
[BLEEP] you Santa!
[BLEEP] you Mrs. Claus.
You're a [BLEEP].
[BLEEP] [BLEEP] ho.
Ho ho ho!
I ain't working no mo'!