another brisket bandit is on the loose after stealing multiple briskets from now New Braunfels
police need your help identifying the man who they say really rubbed it in and raised the stakes he
walked up with the total of the 13 of the Texas favorite kind of beef over a two-day period so
yeah this guy Rene went to a grocery store and stole a ton of brisket I'm talking hundreds of
dollars worth do you guys know how big a piece of brisket is this is a whole brisket and Rene
stole 15 of them look at this thing so what did I do I ended up calling the same store as
the same guy to see if I can come in and do some shopping check out what happens next I wanted to
celebrate with my family for a barbecue I want to get some Brisky maybe like two 300 pound ok
but last time I took all the brisket you have in the store you know like I wanted to know if you
have more in stock yeah yeah we have some in stock do you remember me from a long time ago
no I don't remember you at all sorry I came in I confess I remember I just got released I was
a brisket Mandy our story with you yeah I'm sorry about this you know I had a long time
to sit and reflecting in my imprisoning III feel very gives the moseys women a few that
if you got guys like you said you are coming in here I got a practice with my top leader general
manager put my family as a what a celebration that I am three more well what is your name
again okay I'm not he's not here today I'll pass by him tomorrow so see what he says but if you're
the guy that you say you are and everybody's looking for it everybody's gonna be irony if
you go on any store they are I go to the deli and nobody said me they say we see you on the
camera yeah they say there's me you know you I don't know what to tell you anymore sir okay you
can hear him like laughing in the background after two days I ended up calling back thank
you for calling I may direct your call the main tape or the deli yeah let me transfer you okay
okay okay oh no no I mean he's got your picture he's got everything about you so
they catch you in here they're gonna call the police and they're gonna throw you out I said
can I save me and you are a good friend please Santos no no I'm not your ear because I don't
even know you I was hoping to even ask gonna happen oh my god yeah that's amazing market may
help you yeah hi I was shopping there a little earlier and I saw a guy kind of frantically
running out of the store with a shopping cart it just had a bunch of meat in there and he
kind of like just ran to his car and hooked it just looked really suspicious I don't know if
something weird happened or that guy worked for you guys or hmm you know what he had um he just
had a bunch of big pieces of just me it looked like it looked like just beef or something it
didn't he grabbed it hey they could have been briskets that definitely like they were they
you know wish no he ran out I seem like I was hired by produce totally it makes more sense
right because I guess that's where okay yeah okay I'll let my manicure know so they can go through
the tape gotcha we'll just a heads up like I saw him in the parking lot and tried to like stop
him for a second stairs like hey everything okay man could see like tripped at one point and just
like he was like sweating and like looking left and right like he was like looking for somebody
he just told me he's like no no get out of the way and you know what do you have any idea what
it may be it'll probably on drug yeah possibly um anyways well hopefully I'll see you the next
time I come in what was your name for mine yeah what is your name Russell Russell I'm
Hector Hector okay alright well did I tell you my name first male just being friendly
alright buddy well uh alright thank all right take care now thank you a masterful set up for the next
callback who knows what's gonna happen now when one ito slash Renee calls back yeah sighs so I
had something to prove to myself I had to come steal it the next day I ended up speaking to an
employee who was hilariously chill about the whole situation and almost wanted to help the
brisket bandit out me market this is AJ good how are you I'm excellent II I was wondering you know
I I had an appointment there was a Santos uh he's out today and tomorrow he might be here I think
Monday Oh everybody on vacation right now would you let me uh uh I'm not sure if they'll let you
in uh let me ask real quick they said the Bandit had called from thinking maybe that's you oh okay
the colony is a Brisky bandik right yes sir yeah yeah so do you think are they very upset with me
like it what do you think man-to-man lippy can I come in good a second chance or assertions
the main manager the top guy the one that runs the whole store he was pretty mad what is the
matter your name so I want to write him a card apologize all right Calvin Calvin okay Calvin
I'm gonna call him and apologize too because I'm very sorry man you are so nice I you have a very
good spirit very good and her yes sir okay all right just keep it between us okay I might pick
up somebody editable okay today okay okay my friend okay bye-bye okay guys chill days dude
doing galloping calling yeah this is Jorge okay okay yes sir yeah hello local stars mr.
mr. Calvin mr. Calvin my name is Phil how can I help you I I wanted to come in to pick up some
you know some some grocery for my family but I'm not sure what happened you know Hector was
saying there was some kind of misunderstanding and I wanted to talk about these let me let me
give you some explanation why you can't come in the store yeah please all right so first of
all you know you have a CCW against against you which is a criminal criminal trespass warning
CD and what that means is that any time that you come onto the premises you'll be arrested
and you can stop with your accent because that's not that's not your accent you don't talk like
that you know better than that oh is this Rene or not I am he's closing you know we were really
imprisoned together in you know I was outside when he when he when he got nothing well let me let me
just tell you if he calls or you call I don't know who if this is Rene if you call the store again I
told you you know I I help you test your security system you know last time I come inside I take a
biscuit again so maybe I can help you at least like that to fix it so what are you gonna how
are you gonna help me I can show you how I got it again you know cuz just three days ago I got
30 pounds of Biscay you know I'm telling you cuz you're a really nice guy and I wanna be honest so
I'm telling you I can come back and show you like look this is how I did it so are you gonna tell
me where you take it to well he's already eating I took it to my barbecue we ate it but III all right
well dominator saw me that's the only person I'm gonna talk to you so I'm not days bang I've not
been right he's only been not not his whole family uh-huh okay okay but I can still coming right like
unless I get caught stealing or something like this right like I mocked at you or not Rene if
you're not the guy who did the stuff there's no reason why you should be able to come in I
just don't want to be surprises you know you make me a little bit scary but you're telling me you
stole you told me so birthday I I did because then they tell me what happened and how to do
it and we have a tough time for my family but nobody catch me I'm calling just myself to say
I'm sorry so this before you anything happened all right but you not talk to the guys in the
moon market they'll call me after another two days the Brisky bandit had to call back for
another update hey thank you for calling me this is Leanne how can I help you what is it
in regards to because I think he's in a meeting right now is anything he's in right now about a
Brisky bandit or or what is he a meeting about I'm not sure what his meetings about right now
what is your name my name is Renee your name is Renee have you heard about the Brisky bandit the
guy who took as a meet from the story arrested yes I have yeah that's me yeah that's why I was
calling about that um well what did you hear I'm curious I'm sorry like you hear bad things
of good things I don't know too much about it I've heard that that name reference before I am
coming wondering do you know if I am allowed to come to the store I don't think so I wouldn't I
wouldn't do that okay because you know I live a close by you know my baby is so hungry you know
it is emergency I can't do grocery shopping the other place is too far away I wanna just comment
to get some formula you know maybe some brisket baseball cap or something I can just come in
very quick like a self checkout no but you have to understand great if you had a baby you have
to face a baby you know it's basic I'm trying to put my heart on the line by trying to put
my heart on the line with you right okay so I'm gonna let Calvin know that I I spoke to you okay
and then well uh how about you see no way are you going to the meeting tell him his emergency
like this so he can come talk to me for five minutes okay let me put you on hold okay okay
thank you for calling this Cal Grant may help you yeah you know I've been trying to get ahold of you
to talk for a little while now who is they they tell me Calvin banned me from the store you know
remember remember the Brisky bandit let me make this real simple for you yeah before you make it
real simple okay okay you don't cop you're making it simple just knowing about they'll make it okay
but don't call requesting to come back in the store yes we'll always be no to your request
to do not call back here after this conversation yeah but do you think you might want to hire me
for security how did I can tell you like how you can avoid somebody to steal a Brisky in the future
yeah well tell you what and I can tell you what what the answer is gonna be that question so do
you have anything else to talk about I'm hanging up the phone okay no but like I know if you call
if you call back a game face this call we're gonna have a please come visit you and talk to you about
it all right yeah but yesterday I stole again so you aren't doing a good job of keeping some it
protected you have a great you have a good day sir look I will protect your meat okay let me
protect you oh my god finally talk to Kelvin at this point I didn't want to keep driving Kelvin
and his co-workers too crazy so I stopped calling but if I do call back what do you guys want to
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