downtown Library Circulation hey there circulation how you doing fine you know I was just wondering
if y'all carry magazines there for checkout now we did not okay well do you guys generally have
anything kind of like more provocative and for adults what do you have in mind well you know
I mean worst case I'll settle for some anatomy books or something like that but you know they
were doing some construction out here in front of my house and accidentally dug through my
fiber cable so my Internet's gonna be down for about two months while they fix it so I want to
just kind of get some some reading material we have just about anything you might want to come
down and look at I see well I just need me some pictures of the female form you know I'm sorry I
forget what they look like well you just got to come down there and Browns we've got an anatomy
section okay and I guess before I come over there what is your masturbation policy well you can't do
it here where I can see you I can tell you that no of course not but do y'all have any like private
boats or some like families you know somebody could have some now no oh I'm afraid way down
okay this is Paul how may I help you hey there Paulie how you doing I'm great okay excellent
did your associate relay just the purpose of my call no huh okay so I was just wondering if y'all
have like any magazines over there we do have a bookstore got older magazines are you looking for
something current or does it matter no actually I really preferred the older stuff I was looking
for some of those older national geographic copies I know we have a lot of those oh okay perfect and
do you know if you don't have those old copies from back in Africa when they were just you know
we're like the boobies are on the cover like it's all natural clovis I don't have a clue you know I
was trying to find out from your other associate but you know what is the masturbation policy at
your location we prefer you not do it here in the library unless you're in the stall in the
restroom okay but the restroom is kind of like a weird but a slightly fair game the location
worst case we don't know what you're doing and installing the restroom oh you know I like the
way you think ma'am I do indeed there are the books to be allowed to be in there nope I had
construction going on in my house so they they cut into my fiber line by accident so I ain't got
no internet for two months I hate that for you I know it hurts so bad you know it's only your Wi-Fi
signal we're struggling up y'all could just help me out out here I hate it I hate it too maybe you
could find some that you could buy very cheaply in the bookstore and then you could take them home
with you what are your public computers like over there like y'all have internet accessible public
computers over there there are parental controls there are things you are just not allowed to view
on our and if you're caught viewing things on our computers then you will be banned for life from
the facility Oh nobody wants to get banned male so anyway I hope you work out all your
problems come in and check out the magazines and we will see you later last question before I let
you go in do y'all have fifty Shades of Grey over there we do y'all have new copies or they already
checked out by 2030 people cuz that'd be a kind of borrowing that after 30 others is a little
awful into me sorry I can't tell you how many people have checked out the books oh my god I
said laminated or something like that or just paperback it's just paperback most people can
control themselves no no I would hope so but like you know you know things happen I just did I did
is I don't know have you read the book yourself um it's really not well-written enough for me
yeah yeah I like things a little more intelligent okay so no no chance you could read me a couple
the sexier excerpts just to kind of see if I'm interested no I really couldn't I'm sorry okay
alrighty well you know they they say never hurts to ask you know like it would be you know of
course okay of course okay can you say my name a couple more times it's Billy no Billy I cannot
just say no Billy one more time while I finish myself off hello no I can't Billy dude she's a
[ __ ] she's a sly one she's like a low key and do it like a hundred percent so about the way she
was responding she's like well nobody will catch you in oh my god if you guys like this video make
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