Hey, Angelica, how come we always have to do what you wanna do?
Because!
Chuckie!
Boy, that was close!
I'll say!
They almost crushed the candy!
It's four o'clock in the morning.
Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?
Because I've lost control of my life.
[laughing]
Here's your pudding, Angelica.
Oh, that's OK, Uncle Stu, I'm not hungry anymore.
What, dribble-face?
What's a slumber party?
That's a really dumb question that only a baby bottle sucker would ask.
You finish your dinner while I put Tommy to bed.
Oops.
How did you like Captain Blasto?
Was he thrilling?
Oh, yes, Aunt Didi!
If you like old, fat guys who wear their underwear on the outside.
You? A superhero?
You look more like you fell into a laundry basket!
[Angelica laughs]
You'll make a real great noise, Tommy, I promise!
Just aim for the very tip of the foot.
I don't know, Angelica.
You tricked us, Angelica!
You made us think Spike took
and then you made us keep the cookies for you!
Big deal!
What are you gonna do about it? Throw me in prison?
- Whatcha doing? - I'm running away from home.
Oh. Hey, where did--
Don't touch the car.
Sorry.
You know, I ran away once. Why don't you go to the park?
That's where most kids go when they run away.
Well, I would, only I'm not allowed to cross the street.
Angelica, is that you in there?
Gee, no, Tommy!
It's a real-life Dummi Bear from Dummi Bear Land!
- Oh. - Phew.
For a second I thought that really was Angelica.
Of course it's me, you babies!
I guess this is goodbye.
But, Susie...
I'll miss you guys. Even you, Angelica.
And I want you to have this.
Wow! Your Malibu Cynthia Beach House!
Thanks, Susie!
- But Susie, you don't have-- - Quiet, Tommy!
Well, if you gotta move, you gotta move.
Spike, look out!
Fluffy, you're funny!
What in the world is going on in here?
He did it! He did it!
Spike!
Give me one!
Listen, kid, it ain't up to me!
I said, give me one!
[screams in pain]
Hey, come back here!
Did you hear that, Cynthia?
We have to sit in a car and take care of a little baby
all the way to the Grand Canyon!
Eek!
Hey, Angelica! You give that back!
The world isn't meant for babies!
But it's mine!
Not anymore!
All goes according to plan.
We'll go inside Chuckie, all right,
but what those babies don't know is that I'm not gonna get rid of that old seed...
I'm gonna make it grow!
[laughing]
- But... - But we don't want it to grow at all!
Maybe you don't, but I want to see Chuckie's tummy go kaboom!
[laughing]
Say "pretty, pretty, pretty please!"
[both] Pretty, pretty, pretty please!
Close enough, here you go.
Aunt Didi! Aunt Didi! The babies are playing with your lipstick!
Tommy, no!
If I wanna be mean, I can be mean!
Know why?
'Cause I'm the boss!
I can do anything I want!
And if you don't like it, I can have you fired!
[screaming]
Wait a minute, you're not the real Santa Claus!
- You're a phony! - Hey!
Santa Claus is a fake!
Run for your lives!
Maybe we should find a nice game to play inside.
Like what?
You wanna eat the rest of our crayons?!
So, don't let them tell ya, "You can't get sucked down the drain."
'Cause you can, big time!
Suckers! They bought it!
I think it's a earthquake factory!
A earthquake factory?
Oh, brother.
You babies are so dumb!
I'm surprised you know which end of the bottle to suck!
Everybody's got to get their hair cut sooner or later.
And you know what else, Chuckie?
It's gonna hurt. Real bad.
Comic books, cookies, juice...
This is the life, ay, Cynthia?
I got you some gum, Angelica.
Good job, Bodhi.
That kid may not be too bright, but what can I say?
I like him!
Relax, girls, there's nothing to be scared of--
Ooga, ooga!
[together] Satchmo!
[laughs]
Angelica! Why'd you scare us like that?
How could I resist? I'm only human!
Look at you babies playing games in your little pen
while the whole big world passes you by.
Don't you even care what you're missing?
- Nope. - What are we missing?
Oh, freedom, independence...
Wow, Tommy! She's looking right at us!
But she can't see us!
See? We're invisible!
Let's go get the pie!
This is too great!
I can't watch!
[laughing] Yes, I can.
Yeah, right, I'm really gonna watch a fishing show.
Looks like Jim's using a 5-pound teflon...
Guess the excitement was too much for him.
I call it, "Three babies and a guitar."
[all three] Oh!
Oh, yeah?
Well, you wanna know what I call it?
A mess!
[gasping]
[laughing]