Eaten by Titans
In the past GojiCenter has covered dozens of ways in which several creatures could eat
a human being, but today we are going to showcase a much..
different experience: Getting eaten by Titans.
In this episode we have preselected a total of 6 Monsterverse titans to illustrate the
unique experiences that a human would go through if they ever get unlucky enough to find their
way into the mouths of these hungry monsters.
The journey though each titan will be different, bringing different levels of pain, damage,
and duration.
Some of the stuff you will about to see will be a bit disturbing so if you like this sort
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carnage.
Coming up, the literal journey inside the mouth of a Monsterverse kaiju.
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episode.
Our test subject’s journey though a monstrous digestive tract will begin as soon as you’re
acquainted with the type of kaiju we are dealing with.
In these simulations we are well aware that some test subjects might not even make it
to the creature’s stomach alive.
But to ensure that they make it as far as possible, Our kaiju will be instructed to
swallow and not chew our test subjects.
Doing so would render this episode down to just a minute, where’s the fun in that?
To begin we will study a titan who is anatomically similar to us humans, in the fact that the
skeletal and organ arrangements very much resemble our own.
Number 1 - Kong
Our first test subject will be dropped inside Kong’s mouth, while this happens we will
analyze closely what happens during its journey, and find out how long this person can stay
alive for.
Kong’s build is very similar to us humans, with a digestive tract that includes the mouth,
esophagus, stomach, large and small intestine etc.
It is what happens in these locations that we will follow closely.
In Kong: Skull Island we witnessed a crew member fall into the jaws of this massive
titan, note that this Kong was just a teenager meaning that it was much smaller than our
present day Kong which measures somewhere around 335 ft in height.
You’re about to find out that getting swallowed by this larger kong will allow you to live
a little longer.
Let us explain.
Once dropped inside the throat of this massive kaiju, It would probably only take you around
8-10 seconds to fall all the way to the bottom of Kong’s esophagus, accounting for all
the friction you will encounter while sliding.
You are rapidly running out of oxygen and inhaling toxic gasses that are found inside
a digestive system of organisms that actively eat a variety of food sources: Methane, and
Sulfur.
Inhaling these gasses will cause irritation to your eyes, lungs, and breathing too much
methane will cause you to throw up.
But you’re still alive.
You will now land into Kong’s massive stomach, At this point you could technically be considered
as a Bolus, a chunk of food that is entering the gastrointestinal tract.
And you're in for a beating, stomachs such as these have a mechanism on the stomach lining
that pounds food in an attempt to break it down.
But you’re too small to be broken down..yet.
During this horrific dark experience your presence triggers the hormones to release
acids to start breaking down your body.
How fast?
Well given that kong is a carnivore that eats raw meat, its stomach acids need to be strong
enough to break down bacteria and pathogens that are ingested.
This hydrochloric acid in smaller creatures would be comparable to car battery acid.
But you’re now getting showered by this stuff.
Meaning that this overwhelming amount of corrosive material would eat through your skin in a
matter of moments, Your outer layer of skin is gone, and it's now eating into your flesh.
You’re dead at this point, with an estimated duration of around 1-2 minutes.
Eventually your body would turn into a pulp and be digested along Kong's long intestines.
Believe it or not this is the longest you will last inside a kaiju digestive system.
Coming up a similar, but very quick journey through a hypervorous creature.
Number 2 - Skullcrawler
We have covered what it would feel like to get eaten by a skull crawler before, but this
time you’re getting swallowed and we’ll go a little bit more in detail.
This skullcrawler we have here is a juvenile.
Although smaller, these are all capable of swallowing an average sized human whole.
But how long can this victim survive?
Let's find out.
Unlike kong, the digestive process of these animals is a lot different than your conventional,
eat, digest poop cycle.
As our test subject travels down the skullcrawler’s esophagus, the human will find it ever increasingly
more difficult to breathe oxygen thanks to the gasses emitted by this creature’s stomach.
Shortly after this guy will fall into a stomach full of green bile ready to digest the proteins
found in your body.
Keep in mind that this green bile will most likely be already present ready to digest
you.
The reason is because there is more than likely other stuff inside already being digested
since these guys are hypervores.
Animals with a metabolism that demands that they must always eat.
An animal with such instincts will be forced to be on the lookout for the next meal at
all times, inducing stress..
So it just so happens that animals that are going through stress will regurgitate their
food, or in other words, spit it back out to focus their energy on hunting or fighting,
instead of digesting… as a way to relieve itself of the bulk of its meal.
So you’ve made your way inside the stomach of the skullcrawler.
This green bile washes you with corrosive agents so strong that it dissolves your skin
and flesh, similar to what happened in Kong's stomach.
The difference here is that after your flesh and organs are all digested, you will be vomited.
We are stepping into the realm of speculation but it is likely that juvenile skull crawler
digestive systems are incapable of digesting bones, causing them to spit you back out.
In order to possibly relieve themselves from any extra weight so that they may hunt their
next prey.
The amount of time that you were alive inside this skullcrawler would probably last just
under a minute, since the concentrated bile would expel enough toxic gas to knock you
unconscious.
Either that or you suffocate once pushed into a mush of half digested carcasses in the skull
crawler's stomach.
At least you made it halfway through the digestive system.
Your trip through the next titans will probably end alot faster.
Number 3 - Rodan
Up next we encounter a titan whose biology will make it a lot more difficult for you
to survive an extended trip down this animal’s throat.
Now if you know anything about this monster you will recall that this creature can thrive
in superheated biomes, and as far as being biologically volcanic in terms of anatomical
composition.
Yes, the big angry bird’s temperature’s skyrockets above the previous titans matching
the temperatures seen inside volcanoes.
Well how hot are these?
Magma is said to reach up to 22 hundred degrees fahrenheit.
In order to give you an idea how hot this is, it takes temperatures of 16 hundred degrees
fahrenheit to burn a human to a crisp, assuming you stay inside the fire.
Which will be your case inside Rodan’s body.
In 2019 we witnessed this pilot get eaten by Rodan, but how long did it take for this
dude to die?
Let’s find out.
As we drop our test subject inside Rodan’s mouth we start noticing that he starts to
react to the intense heat.
Rodan’s fleshy tissue is resistant to these intense temperatures, but yours isn't.
In a matter of moments your body begins to literally cook while you’re still alive.
Making contact with Rodan’s esophageal walls for instance will be like making contact with
lava itself, causing instant third degree burns all over your body.
The good news is that you don’t feel 3d degree burns because the nerve endings get
burned as well, but the edge of those burns are excruciatingly painful.
Your journey sliding down through Rodan's esophagus will end early, since you probably
won't make it anywhere near this animal’s stomach before turning into burnt matter.
Making your trek last just around 10-20 seconds.
Your body was too small to maintain its integrity all the way down this animal’s esophageal
tract, leaving you more burnt than that well done steak you ordered last saturday night.
The next titan might do the same thing to you, with different means of doing so.
Number 4 - Monster Zero
After providing absolutely no nutritional value to Rodan we are now about to find out
if our next test subject will suffer the same fate, or be useful at all to our next kaiju
- Monster Zero, or Ghidorah.
We have witnessed this guy eat someone before, but fortunately for her, she most likely died
upon impact sparing her from what probably followed after.
Before we throw our dude through one of these throats let’s take a quick moment to understand
something very important: this kaiju’s biology.
The composition of this kaiju has lots of traces of aurum, or gold.
And it just so happens that this material is a perfect conductor of electricity.
In addition to that it is said that this kaiju had electro-receptor molecular biology, transferring
currents everywhere.
This is seen in how electricity seems to make its way throughout all parts of this creature’s
body.
Consequently, it is only feasible to think that someone dropped inside the mouth of Ghidorah
would only survive for a few seconds before succumbing to the energy levels running through
his body, almost as if every surface of this animal’s esophageal tract was a taser.
Meaning that any muscles would contract all at once, and the heart stopped as a result
of the excess in electricity.
And in some cases, people who are exposed to shocks like these will sometimes urinate
or even defecate themselves in the process.
We’d like to think that your rollercoaster journey through this tract will last no more
than around 5 seconds..
If you think about it, that is a very long time getting shocked from all directions.
Your body may or may not make it to this creature’s stomach - if it has one..
Depending on how much of it disintegrated during the trip down.
If you think this happened too fast, wait till you see what happens to our next test
subject.
Number 5 - Eaten by Mechagodzilla
This is a titan that is not necessarily built to eat anything at all.
But it is good at processing anything that makes its way though its jaws.
If you have seen our episodes covering mechagodzilla, you are now well acquainted with the many
weapons this thing possesses, but one of the most gruesome was its set of grinders located
inside its jaws.
There is no trachea to travel down to, so instead we will drop our test subject into
its bottom jaw… and see what happens.
These grinders are exceptionally well purposed to grind larger chunks of meat, which makes
grinding a human as if wasn’t even there.
The flat surfaces on these grinders would flatten you to a pulp in a matter of seconds.
This particular test subject was unlucky to get crushed legs first, meaning that he would
have felt every single last bone of his body crushed until his upper torso followed and
finally his head.
The level of pain from falling in this machine would depend on what angle you fell into these
grinders.
If you ever happen to fall into one of these.
Go head first.
Now is time to move on to the last kaiju on this list.
Number 6 - Eaten by Godzilla
Getting eaten by this kaiju is unique - in that you might actually make it more further
down than you initially think but it will really depend on what mood or state Godzilla
is currently in.
Monsterverse Godzilla as we know him appears to have many different states.
His normal non aggressive state, his radioactive display, and burning states.
Obviously getting swallowed by the burning state only means that you’ll catch fire
before even making contact with Godzilla.
But what about the other ones?
A godzilla in a normal state would still be something to watch out for in terms of temperature
and most definitely radiation.
Radiation poisoning will most likely occur, but that sort of damage could potentially
take a couple hours to completely kill.
Now admittedly this is one kind of a wildcard since we aren't completely sure what Godzilla’s
digestive system looks like..
If he even has one.
But what we do know is that Godzilla is bio-nuclear, meaning that the insides of his body have
to be steaming hot, and there should be parts of his body that help regulate or expel that
heat.
Probably why he spends most of his time in the water.
But anyways, let's return to our final test subject who will be dropped inside Godzilla’s
throat.
Here we see the human making his way down Godzilla’s esophagus, while at the same
time making contact with the esophageal walls.
How hot is this place?
A good reference is to compare it to the temperature of an Organic-cooled heavy water moderated
reactor which can reach temperatures of up to 752 to 1004 degrees fahrenheit.
Keep in mind that this is a Godzilla in a normal state.
These temperatures are enough to cause your own internal liquids to boil and cook a human
body alive.
This unfortunately would be a gradual process, after a few seconds your organs including
your brain will fail to function.
Your blistered body will have made it to the next stage of this animal’s esophageal tract..
Whatever that may be.
A stomach full of acid, a gizzard full of bionuclear flammable material, who knows.
What is certain is that no human will survive.
Are there other titans out there that could provide our test subjects with a more gruesome
experience?
Let us know what you think in the comment section.
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