- All right!
Now I've got the casserole sizzlin' in the oven.
This bad boy is gonna last me all week.
(fire crackling)
What's that smell? (smoke alarm beeping)
Aw, crap. Aw, fudge monkeys.
I'd better Google how to put out a fire.
And while I'm at it, I could, uh, order some dinner.
What are you guys feelin'?
Pad thai? Pizza?
- I'm gonna show you how I have a super productive day
writing my Master's thesis, cleaning my house,
learning Mandarin, and having a little fun.
Ah, maybe not that last one.
Okay, first up, let's get writing.
(jazzy music)
Wow! I really got a lot done.
So just be sure to do exactly what I did
and you'll be super productive.
- Today I'm gonna show you my daily workout routine.
So first, we're gonna start off with 30 seconds of squats.
Let's go.
Oh, my gosh, I just noticed
there's a light bulb out over here.
You keep going.
I'll be right back.
Okay, I'm back. Now that we're done with the warmup,
let's just jump into some booty blasters.
Oh, that reminds me.
The toilet seat really needs to be replaced.
Uh, be right back.
You know, I really should take out this wall.
It would open up a lot of space in this house.
Let me get the sledgehammer.
- Today, I'm gonna be digitally painting some trees.
Go ahead. Fire up Microsoft Paint right now.
All right.
First, we're just gonna get a little background sky, okay?
Now you pull up your brush and get green on it.
Just start making little things like this.
It's real easy.
Just a zig and a zag.
You know, to paint a tree,
you really need to get to know what a tree is like.
Just go out and talk to one.
And if you're like me and you have a Calman verified display
like this one, you'll know the colors are accurate.
You know what I always say?
A tree friend is a true friend.
You know your tree friend.
He'll never ask you why you never went to college
or got a job.
But if you've been following along,
you should have a painting kinda like this.
- Today's video is a raw, unfiltered look into my life.
Does that sound good, Jethro? D-does that...
Do I sound, like, authentic?
(stammers) I'm gonna try it agan, okay?
Today's video is a raw, unfiltered look into my life.
That's even worse.
Today's video... Nope, let me try it again.
Today's... Line.
Like, should I change it?
Instead of "raw, unfiltered,"
maybe I should say "uncut, uncensored, rated PG-13."
- What's up, my introvert travel crew?
Today, I'm in Venice,
one of the most amazing places on Earth.
Let me show you everything this city has to offer.
They have cable TV.
They got a mini-fridge,
and a bottle of soder is only five euros.
The bed is friggin' rock solid.
Now, let's check out some of the sights.
Check it out, dude.
It's the Doge's Palace.
Dang, and with a 16:10 golden ratio display,
it feels like I'm really there.
I mean, look at these crowds.
You have to be literally insane
to voluntarily go out in that.
Oh, my gosh, is that my ex-girlfriend?
- If you wanna be successful, you gotta work your face off.
Like, check out this water bottle here.
Boom. I just sold it on eBay.
Uh, you like this shirt?
Affiliate link in the description. Boom.
You buy one, I make 30 cents.
This MSI Creator Z17 laptop?
Hey, MSI. #SponsorMe.
Boom. They just emailed me back.
All's I gotta say is it has high performance
and a great true pixel display that gives you accurate color
on your creations and supports Pen Touch,
which allows you to create more with flexibility.
Come on, people, this is easy.
#KeepEatingDoggieDoo.
- (Voiceover) I like to meditate at the park
because it's near the business district
and I like to hear the sound of commerce.
But this particular day at the park,
there was a toddler playing with a puppy,
and they were harshing my zen state.
Hey, can you keep it down? (exhales)
(Voiceover) Meditation is a great way to reduce stress.
- Hi, guys.
This is our routine as a married couple
who both work from home.
- First thing in the morning-
- Which is 10 AM for him.
- [ENTP] I get up and I do some stretches
because I have tight hips.
- Meanwhile, I make the bed,
'cause his butt is finally not in it.
- Anyway, after that, I go downstairs
and I get myself some breakfast.
- That I made before you woke up.
- [ENTP] Yeah. I really love those cold scrambled eggs.
- Well, it wouldn't be cold if you got up earlier.
- Okay, I get it.
- After that, I do a meditation to cleanse my mind
of any chronic stressors in my life.
What do you do next, darling?
- Well, usually, by that point, I've grabbed my laptop
and I've gone to work at a nearby coffee shop
for the rest of the day.
- We have coffee here.
Why do you need to go somewhere else to work
and drink coffee that costs $5 a cup?
- You know what?
It's actually about time that I headed over there right now,
so see you later.
- Today's video is a shocking uncensored look into my life.
Okay, all I'm doing is visiting my aunt Hilda.
There's nothing shocking about it.
(stammering) Today...
In today's video,
you're gonna get an unfiltered look at my life.
Today's video...
Today's video is a uncensored, un, uh... No!
Zoom, zoom in more.
It's not close enough.
Okay, this is getting too... Jethro.
Tonight's video... I said tonight.
That was stupid.
What is wrong with me?
Jethro. Jethro!
- Top of the morning to you.
Today, we're trying this weird fish
right here for the first time.
- I really don't wanna do this.
- Well, people online say it's actually very good
once you get past the fishy flavor.
- It tastes great once you get past the taste?
What kind of selling point is that?
- Okay, well, according to Wikipedia,
in Europe, this is a delicacy.
- Well, yeah, and in Europe,
men wear tiny little bathing suits,
so I'm not sure they're a great metric for good taste.
- I don't mind the small bathing suits.
Anyway, whoa, this article actually says something
about food poisoning.
I didn't see that before.
- You never saw the part about food poisoning?
- I only read the introduction, okay?
Give me a break.
- Let's just get this over with.
(tense music)
- How do you feel?
Are you okay? Let me...
I gotta Google "signs of food poisoning."
- I actually like that. Try some.
- Yeah, I think I'm gonna pass on this one, okay?
- Yo, give me the laptop. I wanna stock up on this.
- Oh, my gosh, you're getting fish all over the keyboard.
Where are my Lysol wipes?
- In this video, my wife and I are gonna show you
how we have quality time with the kids
after they've been at school all day.
- Get off the computer. - Ma!
I'm trying to decompress after a hard day
of third grade, okay?
They had us learn about division
and it doesn't even make sense.
Why would you divide a number?
It's fine the way it is!
- Now, look, it's time for us
to have quality time as a family, okay?
- What is quality time, anyway?
Sounds like codeword for "let's get together
and be bored out of our minds and irritated with each other
until we start screaming and it devolves into a big fight."
- It means it's time for you to shut up and do what I say.
Where's your sister?
- She is literally right there.
- Oh, my gosh, she just blended right into the background.
- Hey! No more screen time.
What are you even looking at?
- Oh, just cartoons.
Definitely not articles
about dark psychology and manipulation.
- Okay, wow. You kids are on the screens way too much.
They're not good for your attention spans
or your mental health.
- Yes, and you'll lose connection with what it really means
to be human and to participate in life.
- Yeah, whatever he said.
- Wow, Mom and Dad.
I think you've really started to change our minds
about screen time.
- We now realize that technology is designed
to hijack our brains and make us hopelessly addicted
so that we are forced to participate
in an increasingly consumerist society.
- And it's clearly a big conspiracy
that all the big tech companies are in on it
in an attempt to control us under one world government.
(buttons clicking)
Hello? - Oh, yeah, yeah.
Exactly. Exactly.
- Sorry, did one of you say something?
- I got a question.
Who is filming this? (laughing)
- I'm here doing all the work,
and you're sitting there doing nothing, Jethro!
Today's video...
It's an uncensored, unfiltered look into my life.
Boom! I think we got it that time.
Let's see what this footage looks like.
And we did not hit record. (unsettling music)
(Jethro whines)
♪ They say a stranger's come to town ♪
♪ They call him Mr. Frank James ♪