I WILL BE HONEST WITH YOU GUYS.
WE DON'T REALLY CARE WHAT ANYBODY ELSE SAID IN THE DEBATE,
RIGHT? LET'S GET TO OUR STAR.
YOU CALL WOMEN YOU DON'T LIKE FAT PIGS, DOGS, SLOBS AND
DISGUSTING ANIMALS.
YOUR TWITTER ACCOUNT.
>> ONLY ROSIE O'DONNELL.
>> WELL I WILL TELL YOU WHAT, WITH HILLARY CLINTON I SAID BE
AT MY WEDDING AND SHE CAME TO MY WEDDING.
I DON'T MIND HAVING A BIG BEAUTIFUL DOOR ON THAT WALL SO
THAT PEOPLE CAN COME INTO THIS COUNTRY LEGALLY.
>> Larry: AND OF COURSE ABOVE THAT DOOR IT SAYS DONALD TRUMP
PRESENTS AMERICA, SOMEBODY'S DOING THE RAPING.
DONALD TRUMP DOOR.
NOW, 24 MILLION PEOPLE TUNED IN TO THIS DEBATE.
AND LET'S BE HONEST.
MOST PEOPLE TUNED IN TO SEE DONALD TRUMP BE ALL TRUMPY,
RIGHT? I MEAN IT'S LIKE GOD BESTOWED US WITH THIS MOST
FANTASTIC TROLL TO GILL THE DOG DAYS OF SUMMER WITH GLORIOUS
ENTERTAINMENT.
IN FACT, HE EVEN LOOKS LIKE A TROLL DOLL.
LOOK AT HIS HAIR.
ALL RIGHT? DOESN'T HE? LOOK.
I HAVE ONE RIGHT HERE.
SEE, LOOK.
DOESN'T IT LOOK LIKE A TROLL?
>> I AM THE MOST ENTERTAINING MOST LOVEABLE TROLL EVER.
OKAY.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
AND LIKE THE REST OF US, THE MEDIA DIDN'T PAY ATTENTION TO
ANYTHING ELSE IN THE DEBATE BESIDES TRUMP.
AND ONE OF THE BIGGEST ISSUES THEY FOCUSED ON WAS
TRUMP'S ANGER AT WHAT HE PERCEIVED AS BEING TREATED
UNFAIRLY, BY NONE OTHER THAN FOX'S MEGYN KELLY.
YOU ONCE TOLD A CONTESTANT ON CELEB APPRENTICE IT WOULD BE A
PRETTY PICTURE TO SEE HER ON HER KNEES.
DOES THAT SOUND TO YOU LIKE THE TEMPERAMENT OF A MAN WE SHOULD
ELECT AS PRESIDENT?
>> I THINK THE BIG PROBLEM THIS COUNTRY HAS IS BEING POLITICALLY
CORRECT.
AND, HONESTLY, MEGAN, IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, I AM SORRY.
I HAVE BEEN VERY NICE TO YOU, ALTHOUGH I COULD PROBABLY MAYBE
NOT BE, BASED ON THE WAY YOU HAVE TOO TREATED ME, BUT I
WOULDN'T DO THAT.
>> Larry: SO HIS RESPONSE TO BEING ACCUSED OF TREATING WOMEN
POORLY ON TELEVISION IS A THINLY VEILED THREAT TO A WOMAN ON
TELEVISION?
>> IN FRONT OF 24 MILLION PEOPLE:I KNOW, A LOT OF PEOPLE.
I GET IT.
OF COURSE, HE TALKED TO DON LEMON THE NEXT DAY AND PRETTY
MUCH RIPPED THE VEIL RIGHT OFF.
>> YOU COULD SEE THERE WAS BLOOD COMING OUT OF HER EYES, BLOOD
COMING OUT OF HER, WHEREVER.
>> Larry: HER WHEREVER? WHATEVER COULD YOU BE TALKING
ABOUT? ARE YOU TRYING TO INSINUATE THAT MEGYN KELLY'S
"AUNT FLOW" WAS IN TOWN? HMM? AND THAT'S WHY SHE WAS BEING SO
MEAN TO YOU? SO HERE WAS TRUMP'S EXPLANATION.
>> I SAID HER BLOOD WAS WHEREVER BECAUSE I WANTED TO FINISH THE
SENTENCE BECAUSE I WANTED TO GET OFF THE WHOLE THING AND GET BACK
ON TO THE SUBJECT OF JOBS OR WHATEVER I WAS GOING TO SAY
THOSE AND/OR, NOSE AND/OR EARS BECAUSE THAT IS A VERY COMMON
STATEMENT.
BLOOD POURING OUT OF SOMEBODY'S NOSE.
>> I MEAN, EVEN DICK CHENEY WOULD CLASSIFY THAT EXPLANATION
AS TORTURED.
SINCE WHEN IS SHE HAD BLOOD COMING OUT OF HER EYES, NOSE AND
EARS A COMMON EXPRESSION? I HAVE BEEN WATCHING WHEEL OF
FORTUNE FOR 30 YEARS AND I HAVE NEVER SEEN THAT.
NEVER.
I HAVE NEVER SEEN THAT, OKAY?
>> I ALSO DON'T BUY TRUMP SAYING HE WAS IN A RUSH TO GET THE
CONVERSATION ON TO JOBS, AND THAT'S WHY HE SAID, WHEREVER.
HOW IS SAYING WHEREVER FASTER THAN SAYING NOSE?
>> WHEREVER IS TWICE AS LONG AS NOSE, MORE THAN DOUBLE IF YOU
THROW IN THE EXTRA E LIKE I ALWAYS DO.
>> IT WOULD BE UNFAIR OF ME TO AY DONALD TRUMP IS LYING, OKAY?
HERE IS WHAT I BELIEVE ABOUT TRUMP.
I BELIEVE TRUMP IS THE ONLY PERSON WHO FULLY BELIEVES THINGS
AFTER HE SAYS THEM.
ALL RIGHT? I MEAN, I AM WORTH $10 BILLION, YOU ARE WORTH 4.
>> I SAID TEN, SO THAT'S WHAT I BELIEVE.
ALL RIGHT? HE SAYS, THEREFORE IT IS.
RIGHT? FOR EXAMPLE, THE FALLOUT FROM MEGYN KELLY'S MENSTRUATION
GATE WAS IMMEDIATE.
RED STATE EDITOR ERICK ERICKSON DISINVITED TRUMP FROM THE RED
STATE GATHERING IN ATLANTA ON SATURDAY.
TRUMP'S RESPONSE?
>> FRANKLY, I DIDN'T WANT TO DO HIS EVENT IN THE FIRST PLACE.
>> THAT'S RIGHT, LARRY.
I DIDN'T WANT TO DO IT.
IT WAS MY PREDECISION THAT THEY FULFILLED.
HE DID THE SAME THING WHEN NEIL YOUNG TOLD HIM TO STOP USING HIS
SONG AT EVENTS.
>> I DON'T EVEN LIKE THAT SONG THAT MUCH.
>> YEP, THAT WAS A HORRIBLE SONG I POST HATED.
YOU KNOW WHO TRUMP SOUNDS LIKE?
>> I MEANT TO DO THAT.
>> Larry: OF COURSE, LARRY, IT ONLY MAKES SENSE.
THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE.
THE, AND THE CRAZIEST PART OF IT IS, WITH ALL OF THIS NONSENSE
YOU WOULD THINK TRUMP IS SLIPPING IN THE POLLS, BUT NO.
>> DESPITE THE CONTROVERSY AND HEADLINES A NEW POLL FINDS
DONALD TRUMP IS STILL ON TOP WITH REPUBLICAN VOTERS.
NBC NEWS SURVEY MONKEY POLL FROM FRIDAY AND SATURDAY SHOWS TRUMP
23 PERCENT, TEN POINTS AHEAD OF SENATOR TED CRUZ.
>> Larry: I FIND IT RICHLY IRONIC IT IS SURVEY MONKEY WHO
FINDS TRUMP ON TOP OF THE POLLS.
IN FACT, WE ACTUALLY HAVE SURVEY MONKEY LIVE VIA SATELLITE.
SURVEY MONKEY, HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT TRUMP SURGING IN THE
POLLS?
>> SURVEY MONKEY, I THINK WE LOST THE MONKEY FEED.
>> LET ME JUST SUM UP WHAT WE HAVE GONE THROUGH IN THE LAST
MONTH AND A HALF, IF I MAY.
OKAY.
SO FAR, TRUMP HAS CALLED MEXICANS RAPISTS AND ATTACKED
ONE OF AMERICA'S MOST BELOVED POWS AND GAME OUT A SITTING
SENATOR'S PHONE NUMBER OUT OF SPITE.
AND NOW HE BASICALLY BLAMED A WOMAN'S TOUGH QUESTIONING ON HER
PERIOD.
AND HIS POLLS JUST GO HIGHER AND HIGHER AND HIGHER.
I KNOW LAST MONTH THE POLLS SEEMED IRONIC, RIGHT? WE WERE
ALL DOING A JOKE, WE WERE ALL LAUGHING, HA, HA.
TRUMP IS FUNNY, MAN.
HE IS FUNNY.
HE IS GOING TO BE DONE IN A WEEK, RIGHT? AMERICA, I AM
TALKING TO YOU DIRECTLY.
STOP IT!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Larry: STOP IT.
AMERICA, LISTEN TO ME, STOP IT.
>> THIS IS THE CLASSIEST MOST -- >> HUH-UH.
STOP IT.