Please be alive
Dude, what time is it?
Four
Oh my god it's too early. Go to bed.
PM
Damnit.
I think I have to tell you something
You didn't pee in my closet or something did you?
I can't give you an honest answer to that, because I can't remember
But I have to tell you something that I think, slash, pretty much know happened
Okay
Just remember that I love you
in like a no homo way
Oh dude!! That was gonna be my breakfast
Hey, uh, what's with the bags
We need to talk
You two are freaking me out. Can we at least get some food first?
Better
What is going on?
I'm moving out
What? Why?
It's just not working out
I don't understand, is it something I did?
Lexi and I kissed last night!
You guys kissed?
I know I'm so sorry, we were really drunk and I feel horrible about it
I really like you Jess
But I like Elliot too
And I don't want to ruin your friendship so...
I think it's best if I go
Oh shit, do you need a bag?
Swallowed it.
Is this really it?
Yeah...
Can I get a hug?
Ugh uh, that was a mistake
Bye Jess
Bye Elliot...
Can I keep this?
Please do
If you want me to move out too I completely understand
Dude you kissed Lexi
I know, I don't know what I'm ever going to do to make it up to you
Niceeeee
What?
As much as I want to punch you
I'm actually impressed.
Wait, I don't understand, I kissed your girlfriend
But you got a girl to like you
That makes me happy
Well, happier.
Besides we all know I'm going to get a rebound or two anyway
Or three
Exactly
We have to find you a rebound girl
Oh this is going to be so awesome
So we're still best friends?
I love you more than I love her
We're still best friends
Just, don't hit on my next girlfriend
Okay
I love you too
You still owe me nine bucks for that pizza though
Okay
Wanna watch Pretty Little Liars?
Hell. Yes.