No way! They have the official limited edition Phantom Menace Star Wars Jar Jar Binks Back Massager!
Oh my god, I thought those things were out of stock everywhere!
I need fourteen of them!
I need all of them!
It's the holiday's hottest gift!
Oh, wow!
And cut! Guys that was perfect!
Now all I have to do is leak this video online and my accidental over order from 1999 will be a thing of the past, Mwahahaha!
Jerry, did my motivation in that seem believable? It was maybe a little over the top, but I don't know.
Actors...
Every Black Friday Ever.
You know we are so lucky. We have our health, we have our family, and now we get to get gifts for everyone
We love in our lives.
The giving season truly is magical.
Billy, are you ready?
Why am I covered in Vaseline?
To cut down on crowd friction.
Now, we all have to make sacrifices, sweetie. So go get mommy a Jar Jar Back Massager!
Where is he? Have you seen him at all?
No, it's been half an hour...
Where is it?
I couldn't find it dad! There weren't any!
What the hell's wrong with you?
Mommy didn't raise a quitter!
So you better get back in there!
Yo, you got any plasma screen TVs?
Yo, I know Cyber Monday is easier, but don't you miss the rush you got back in the day from doing the Black Friday thing?
No, not really.
I found other ways to get my kicks.
Oh, dude!
Check this out!
Three new TVs for $200 each.
Uh, yes, please!
Hands off!
That's mine!
What the hell man?
Oh, I just hired these guys to fight me every time I try to buy something.
It's like "I'm back in the thick of it, baby!"
Whooooo!
Aaaaaand bought!
See you next year.
Yeah, good game guys. See you next year.
Yo, my cousin was trampled last year at WalMart.
Whats up, Bohos!
It's your girl, Briana.
And today we're doing a Black Friday haul!
It was insane out there, but I know you guys want to see the deals I got so let's go!
What is this?
It's all we could get.
It was like really cray out there.
Maybe next time you could go by yourself?
Uh, you know I don't go near poor people how dare you say that?! Go get me something else!
Oh, but people are really into Jar Jar.
Yeah, it's like the hottest gift this year.
Okay... Well in that case--
Guys, it was so crazy out there, I barely got out alive. I literally almost died--
But check out what I got the hottest gift in a year!
Woah, it's so busy here. Is this your mom's house?
Before we open those doors, let us take a moment...
To remember the hard-working employees that lost their lives on Black Friday past.
Truly a hero.
All right.
Back to work people! T-minus thirty minutes!
Kathy, block those doors!
Kevin, manage the registers!
Trent!
Fold those mugs!
Sir, yes sir!
- It's Friday, Black Friday, gotta get shopping on Friday-- - Oh my god, no! Shut up!
Yes! We're front of the line, finally!
Here come those sweet deals!
- Uh, mom, I don't think-- - Not now honey, DEALS!
Yeah deals!
- Wait, what is this? Where are all the TVs? - And the Jar Jar Binks Back Massagers?
This is a dry cleaners, we wash clothes!
Oh!
Well, can we get a discount?
Or any sort of deal?
I guess so?
Okay, can you wash this shirt?
And my pants?
And our son, he's covered in Vaseline for some reason.
Uh-uh. Oh--
We don't do that.
My apologies. Mr. Friday.
I'm still full from Thanksgiving.
Hey man, I just got back!
Bro, I hope you didn't blow your paycheck on Black Friday again this year.
Oh, no no, I just picked up the essentials. I got some clothes, kitchen appliances--
Sheets, six copies of The Emoji Movie, 400 Bergman DVDs, I got an electric eel.
Oh, I also got three of these Jar Jar Binks Back Massagers, and fifteen mugs.
Oh, wait. Why did you buy fifteen mugs?
I don't know. They were just folded so nicely.
Every Black Friday Ever.
- Can you sign my butt? - Oh yeah yeah yeah.
I will sign -- I've signed so many butt holes.
- Oh my god, it's actually his butt. - Yeah.
Whaaat?
I thought we commit here...
- Oh, those my mom and dad. - Oh...
Yeah, yeah, they moisturize so they they stay looking nice and young.
- Dude, they look younger than you. Its unbelievable. - They are.
What?
I need to get into it.
Sorry.
- Wait, what is this? Where all the TVs? - And the Jar Jar Binks Back Massagers?
This is a dry cleaner, we wash clothes!
Hey Shayne, you gotta commit, bro.
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- Yeaaah! - Yeaaah! Haha!