Hi I’m Josh.
I’m Ollie.
And this is JOLLIEBIE!
What WAS That??
I don’t know.
I don't know...
Gabie: I’m just being Chic. Josh: You guys are feeling it today. I’m happy.
Alright. Well... Guys, today, I’m in the middle
Ollie: Oh yea! Josh: Because...
What?
Because we’re doing a special episode today.
What are you doing?
Valentine’s week!
I’ve known Josh longer than you Gabie.
Yeah!
Josh: Yes, Yes you have. Gabie: You did. Almost ten years right?
Josh: More than 10 years now. Ollie: More than 10 years.
We've both known Gabie for the exact same length of time
Yea that’s true!
Cos we met at the same time.
That’s true
Literally my stepwife...
Or am I YOUR step wife?
Well... Technically,
you’re an imposter.
She’s legally married to me!
Josh: You’re the mistress! Ollie. Okay. And I'm...
Josh: You’re the mistress! Ollie. I'm emotionally married.
I’m the old flame.
Ollie: I’m the one she tells you not to worry about.
COME ON!!
It’s the final epic battle for the soul of Josh Carrott.
Who is...
Who is his true soulmate?
We already... Is that it?
Yup. That's the test.
Alright. I’ve been training for this.
I’ve got questions to see which of you know me better. Alright?
The way I’m gonna do it, is I’m gonna ask the question,
You guys both say the answer on count of three.
We’re gonna start super easy, and we’ll see where it goes from there.
I'm nervous.
What is my exact height?
In centimetres.
3, 2, 1!
Ollie : 180 Gabie :183
183.
Gabie gets it.
She takes the lead from the beginning!
Gabie: Wait, wait, wait. Ollie: One nil.
Gabie: Wait.
Are you like on purpose you know...?!
... pretending that you don’t know?
We’ll see.
Josh: Wait, what?! Gabie: What do you mean?
Any opportunity to convince you I’m playing an elaborate mind game, I will take.
Alright, okay.
183cm. Yes. Of course.
183cm. Yeah.
Name my two best friends growing up.
Okay. Wait, wait.
First name that comes to mind, with two best friends growing up.
Gabbie: I got it. Ollie: Okay. Wait x10
3, 2, 1, Go.
Gabie : Andy Lim, Ollie : Dong Jun
Yep. That’s the same person.
3, 2, 1, GO!
Gabie: Michael Wicker. Ollie: ...
Gabie: Michael Wicker. Ollie: ...Michael
Gabie: Michael Wicker. Ollie: ...Michael Wicker.
Gabie : He was slower!
Gabie : No! I said Michael Wicker first! Ollie: No, I got it!
Gabie: I said it first!! Ollie: You took it from me! x2
NO. I said it first!
Gabie : Who said it first?
Ollie : No, no...!
Gabie: I said it first!
Gabie 100% gets that.
I get half point because I got one of them.
Ollie, she’s flipping TWO points ahead of you.
But you only met Michael Wicker when you were 15!! You were grown up!
You should’ve said as teens! I would’ve got it like that!
Boom! Michael Wicker!
Straight away!
Now, we used to play a lot of Overwatch together people.
What was my favourite Overwatch hero to play?
3, 2, 1.
Tracer.
Wow, both of you are confident!
Alright.
Another one that I don't really know the answer to, so I wanna see
If either of you can come up with a good enough answer.
How can you not know…
If I was gonna be an animal, what animal would I be?
Gabie: How would I know?! Ollie: Wait, let me think about this.
If you don’t know the answer, how would I know?!
Alright.
3, 2, 1.
Gabie: Eagle! Ollie : A Seal!
Yea, Okay.
I do seal laugh. I do do a seal laugh.
Ollie: And He’s got the clap! Josh: Ollie gets a point of for that.
What is the strangest gift I have ever received?
3, 2, 1.
Ollie : cremation urn Gabie : your...
Ollie : Cremation urn Gabie : Yeah... I don’t know what it’s called.
Don’t get a point.
In an exam, you don’t be like, Oh yea, I don’t know what it's called...
Don’t get a point for that.
Okay. You get the point.
YES!!
YES!!!!!
Gabie : Hey! Who’s winning now?? Oh no!! Ollie : I’m catching up!
Crew: I think it's equal at the moment.
It's equal?!
EQUALIZED.
What about, my favourite Korean food?
My go-to, favourite Korean meal.
3, 2, 1.
Gabie : Samgyeopsal. Ollie : Samgyetang.
Samgyeopsal. Definitely.
Josh : Heukgweji(Black pig) if possible but.. Gabie : What did he say?
I said Samgyetang(Chicken soup) but I think I was just…
I don’t know why...
Who's...?
Literally no one’s favourite food.
Samgyetang is great!
It’s like the Katy Perry of food.
It’s like, she’s quite good, but she’s like no-one’s favourite.
What food do I hate the most?
That's a really good question.
I don't know! We only look for what we like!
You've got this baby, you got it.
3, 2, 1.
Gabie : Juk(porridge)! Ollie : Compulsory vegan food!
Porridge??!!
WHAT?!
We went to a restaurants once in LA and we sat down
and Josh looks at the menu, he’s like this looks great, and then
literally five minutes later, he's like
WAIT a second...
This is VEGAN!
I’ve never seen more genuine anger.
You were like, WHAT? What is COCONUT BACON?
Have you ever heard Josh talk more negatively about food than he was talking that night?
Oh.. yea..
Ollie : Point in the bank. Point. In the bank. Gabie : What do you not like? I don’t remember.
Crew: I have an answer.
What is it?
Crew: Ketchup.
Ohhhh that’s right! Ketchup!
Come one guys!
Ketchup!
Ollie: One point for Grace! Josh: Grace knows better than either of you!
Alright, What do I do too much?
3, 2, 1
Burp.
COME ON!!
I didn’t even have the answer but yes, I guess so!
We’re now going into territory which I don't entirely know the answers..
Do you know me better than I know me?
This is the question.
What the heck?
You're my wife! If you don't, who does?
ME!
Define me in one word.
Oh I know this one.
I know this one.
Oh, I don’t know…
I’m so complicated, there’s so much that you love about me
You can’t chalk it down to one word , can you?
Gabie : Yea... exactly... Ollie : You can do it. You can do it.
3, 2, 1.
Ollie : Raussy. Gabie : Extrovert!
Extrovert it is!
You didn’t see that one coming!
Josh was actually quite a successful model back in the day.
Josh : No..No.. Ollie : He doesn’t talk about this but…
Gabie: Was he?! Ollie: He's got some legendary stories from the casting auditions,
Group castings that he did.
Josh in this group. 30 models.
They’re like, describe the brand in one word, right?
They're like, you start, and Josh is sitting on this side.
And he starts to panic because
they're gonna go round in a circle and they would have done 30 words about the brand.
It gets to Josh he's like, how do I come up with anything??
And so he’s like,
Raussy?
What is raussy?
It’s not a word!!
He made up the word!!
And uhh...
Alright, so it was a combination of racy and like raunchy
And saucy.
I mean it’s genius! I’m not criticizing you!
The best bit though is that they were all just like,
How do you spell that?
Gabie gets the point.
What?!
Are you serious?!
You’re just showing off now.
Ollie: Yeah. I am a little bit. Josh: Backstory knowledge.
Alright, well look. It's not over, getting a bit deeper here.
What is my best quality?
I know.
Let me think about it...
I need to think!
'Cause there’s so many!
Alright you get some time.
Ready?
Okay.
I am the judge remember?!
3, 2, 1.
Gabie : Optimism! Ollie : Excellent at choosing friends.
That is true, I am a good friend chooser.
Thank you. One point to me.
Gabie: You don’t choose friends, it just happens! Josh : But you're basically saying you are my best quality.
So he agreed that I’m right, but didn’t give me a point.
There's a pattern here.
So, final question.
Okay.
For three points.
Chance at victory.
This is a hard one.
If I wasn't a Youtuber what would I be doing?
You don't even know!!
You told me that you wouldn’t have…
I have no clue.
Surprise me.
That's really hard...
Woah. That’s deep sound.
I’ve got it.
Okay! Ollie's got it!
You ready for this?
I'm just gonna tee up for the homerun.
Alright, 3, 2, 1.
Gabie : A pro-gamer! Ollie: A taster...
Ollie: A taster... for the British ambassador in Seoul to make sure his food isn’t poisoned.
WHAT?!
Let me explain.
Okay.
You're placed in the embassy by MI6.
There's a threat against the Ambassador.
So you’re staying in the ambassador’s residence in Seoul,
Your job involves
three meals a day,
they wheel out the food for the Ambassador
Ollie : And you eat it first, right? Gabie : Is this job existent?
Hopefully you don't die, but there's a bit of risk.
Living on the edge. You like that! x2
You also have unlimited holiday and you're paid, I don’t know, half a million a year.
That’s not a real job!
How do you know?
It’s secret!
MI6!!
Do it in secret, they don’t tell anyone about it.
Okay, so how do you know?
Yeah! Exactly!
I have my sources.
I thought that you would be either a diplomat,
You could also be a pro-gamer.
Ollie: A pro-gamer?! Gabie: Yeah!
Ollie : But gaming, he couldn't do that all day, every day. Gabie : Because he's obssessed!
It wouldn't be good for him.
What about the job you were saying!
He could just die!
He could also not die, because he didn’t eat enough poison then he’ll be damaged for life!
That's a risk that he's willing to take.
Exactly! It's the same thing as pro-gamming!
Ollie: No...
Ollie : I don’t think it’s as good. Gabie : And then you could stream it!
A streamer! Instead of a Youtuber!
Become a main job, like Pewdiepie!
Josh : Smart answer. Smart answer. Gabie : Become rich like Pewdiepie!
Don't...! You know mine’s better.
Well, technically, Ninja Ben uploads videos onto YouTube…
Yeah, ideally... It’s fate!
It's my destiny…
Yea…
What is going on…?
Be my valentine my baby!
I love you!
Unbelievable.
I think everyone at home knows that I’m your true wife.
I refuse to..
Shut up! You step-wife!
I refuse to concede..
Concede...
conceive?!
Okay! That is it!
That is...