*Epic portal sounds*
Tim: Whoaaah, oooh..
Ella: Hahaha..
Tim: Hnng, aah.. *gasp* Wooooow!
Ella: Alright, let's get started.
Tim: Yeah, let's go!
Tim: Where's the zombies?
Ella: Ahahaha..
Tim: What? We're going to fight zombies, aren't we? Or giant spiders! Or those slimy things!
Ella: Not yet, we are going to do something even better first!
Tim: Aah, we're going to find the dragon!
Ella: Eeeh, we are going..
Ella: ..to punch trees!
Tim: I'm not going to lie, I thought there was more to this...
Ella: Go ahead, punch it!
Tim: Erm, nah, I'm okay, I'm not really built for manual labor. I'm more of an idea's guy.
Ella: *sigh* Just watch me.
*Boop boop block being broken*
*Pop it's yours now*
Tim: Cool! Ella: Heheh, c'mon, let's go.
*Funky time-lapse music*
Tim: Okay, we have weapons, we have food.. Now what?
Ella: Well, now we need to build a house, it's gonna be dark soon.
Tim: Psshht, come on, you're looking at the guy that can build a door!
Tim: A door, Ella! I think I can handle some monsters.
*Tim and Ella grunt, no taking this out of context allowed pls*
*Knock knock who could it be*
Tim: Hello?
Villager: Hello! I'd like to welcome you to the neighborhood.
Tim: Ella? There's a strange man with a huge nose at the door. At least, I think it's a nose?..
*Triggered villager*
Ella: Oh, don't worry about that, it's just an NPC, it's not a real person.
Tim: Oooh.
*Sad music* (Poor villager)
*More grunting*
Tim: Sooo, what now?
Ella: Now comes the good part. Tim: Ah, finally!
Ella: We're going..
Ella: ..to sit right here until it's safe.
Tim: What?! Nononononono, we should fight them. Yeah, I'm going!
Ella: *sigh* Tim, I wouldn't do that if I were you.
*Queue the epic fighting music*
*Oh no the zombie saw you!*
*Oh wait you're running towards it..*
*Sword going through zombie*
*Yea, you killed him, you won!*
Tim: Nggn...
*Oh crap there's more how did you not see them*
Tim: Eeeh...
Tim: I think we should just stay here.
Ella: Ya think? You just led an entire army of mobs back to our house and we don't even have a roof yet!
Ella: *shocked*
Tim: Relax, mobs can't jump.. I think.
Ella: No, but they could probably break though that door you made.
*Oh no she called it*
Tim: *Emits a high-pitched scream*
Ella: *grunts again*
Tim: Ahah!
Ella: Tim, do something, help!
Tim: Like what?!
Ella: Use your sword!
Tim: *Throws sword*
*Boop shouldn't have done that*
Tim: Heheheh...
Ella: Tim, you gotta think of something!
Tim: Me? I'm not really an idea's guy...
Ella: Hnng...
Tim: Aaah, the sun, it's so bright!
Ella: What, the sun? Tim, tear down that front wall!
Tim: Eeeh, Tim's not here right now, please leave a message after the beep.
Ella: Aaah, Tim!
Tim: Alright alright, it's just a game!
*Blocks breaking with epic sound*
Ella: Eh...
*The sound of burning evil*
Ella: Tim, we did it, we're alive.
Tim: But at what cost? *sob* At what, cooooost?! *sob*
Ella: You see why I said this was dangerous?
Tim: Pfft, hardly. You saw how well I handled that. I must've taken at least two hundred of them down!
Ella: *sigh* Whatever.
Tim: Yup. two hundred!
Tim: You stick with me, kid and you'll do alright! Ella: *sigh*
*Geez more grunting*
Ella: There, finished! Tim: Aaah, look at it,
Tim: it's terrible...
Ella: Yeah, it's terrible, but it's our little piece of terrible.
Tim: Yeah, I guess you're right. Hey, let's go on an adventure!
Ella: Alright, where to?
Tim: Let's go find the dragon! Or go mining in the nether!
Ella: Sounds good, let's go!
♪ Outro plays ♫