You're a mean one..
Mr. Trump
You really are a heel
You're as racist as a klansman
Dipped in dumb, misguided zeal
Mr. Trump
You're a rotten orange with...
Alarmingly fascist ideas!
You're a monster, Mr.Trump
You say Muslims are uncontrolled!
Claimed they cheered on 9/11
Now you want to BAN them all
Donald Truuump
I wouldn't touch you despite your...
Thirty-nine and a half percent lead in the polls!
You hate Mexicans, Mr. Trump
Say Latinos steal and rape
You want to build a wall
And make Hispanics pay it all
Mr.Truuump
Given the choice between you and Ben Carson
I'd choose...
Ugh, do I... Do I have to pick?
They're both awful
I don't want to support either, even as a joke.
In fact, this song is just going to draw more
attention to Trump.
Big picture, people:
are we doing more harm than good here, or...
Ugh...
*Interruption by catchy music from the Grinch stole Christmas*
You're a nightmare,
Mr. Trump
You're a callous, sexist, stooge
Mocking disabled reporters
Calling women ugly, too
Donald Truuump!
The three words that best describe-
your lack of political experience are as follows,
And I quote...
"Huge!" "Huge!" "Huge!"
You're a mean one,
Mr. Trump
This campaign, you have derailed
You're an electoral fungus
Topped with cotton candy hair
Mr. Truuump!
Your candidacy is an appalling dump heap
Overflowing with the most disgraceful
assortment of delporable rubbish imaginable, and you probably disapprove of this song
because it's about Christmas
But it's not religious enough
Even though YOU don't really care! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!
A seasick crocodile
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