- Give me Tumi, give me Bongekile!
(lively music) (audience clapping)
Been working on these names.
- Wonderful. (audience laughs)
- [Steve] Bongekile.
- Wonderful.
(Bongekile clapping)
- [Steve] Got it, nailed it right off the top.
(audience whooping)
Alright, ladies, welcome to the show, Tumi?
- Yes? - My favorite luggage.
- Oh, yeah. (Tumi laughs)
Yep, yep, yep. - [Steve] No, seriously.
I bought more Tumi luggage than any other luggage.
- Representing.
- 'Cause it's durable and it's beautiful.
- [Tumi] Yeah.
(audience cheers)
- [Steve] Huh?
See how I did that?
See how I did-
See how Steve know the game.
(Tumi laughs)
Boy, I was a bad boy when I was out there.
But I'm trying to go to heaven now, so.
(all laugh)
We've surveyed 100 people,
we've got the top eight answers on the board.
(board clacking)
Give me an expression or phrase South African use
when they are shocked.
(buzzing) Tumi.
- Yho!
(audience cheers and claps)
- [Male Participant] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- [Steve] Yho!
(board dings)
(audience cheers and claps)
- [Steve] Your answer?
- [Bongekile] (indistinct)
- [Steve] Huh?
- (indistinct)
- [Steve] How am I? - [Male Audience Member] Yeah!
- (indistinct)
(audience cheers and claps)
- [Steve] (indistinct)
(board buzzes)
(Tumi cheers) (audience groans)
- [Steve] Pass or play?
- We're playing uncle Steve!
- [Steve] Play, let's go.
(audience cheers and claps)
- [Male Participant] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
- So, Tumi, what do you do?
- I am a chartered accountant.
- Chartered accountant.
(audience cheers and claps)
- Whoo! (audience laughs)
I love it when the audience reacts, "whoo"!
(audience laughs) I have no idea what that is.
See I don't know what the chartered part,
I know what accountant is but what is chartered?
- It's like the CPA in the USA.
- Oh okay CP- ah okay, I got you.
Okay, Tumi, introduce everybody.
- Steve, I'm Tumi, the bookworm of the family
(Tumi laughs)
- [Tumi] And then I have my grandmother's grandchildren.
This is the first of my grandmother's grandchildren, Thando,
and he is just an all around enthusiast, everything,
just loves life. - [Steve] Mm-hmm.
- I have the fourth of my grandmother's grandchildren
which is Khanyi, and she loves to travel.
And then I have Lwazi who is the third
(audience laughs)
of my grandmother's grandchildren, and he is our chef.
(Tumi laughs)
- He the chef?
- [Tumi] He's the chef.
- Well how he look like he wanna whoop somebody ass?
(all laugh)
- [Khanyi] With a knife-
- With a knife-
- [Steve] It's always some little skinny ass dude.
(all laugh)
- Sit your, get your... (audience laugh)
- [Tumi] And then last, but not least,
I have my grandmother's son-in-law, is Andile,
affectionately known as Uncle Andy.
(audience cheers and claps)
- Bald head problems, baby, ain't nothing like it.
They love it, they don't know it, but they love it.
Alright, so let's go, Thando.
- How are you?
- Good, how are you?
What do you do, man?
- I work in a pharmacy.
I sell drugs.
(audience laughs)
- My man!
I'd be excited to meet you,
but I've never done drugs before, Thando.
(audience laughs) - Don't worry, I got you.
- [Steve] Kind of stayed away from them.
- I got you.
- Alright, let's go.
Give me an expression or phrase
South African use when they're shocked.
- Hayibo!
(audience cheers) - [Steve] Hayibo, hayibo!
- Yeah, yeah!
- Hayibo, what?
Hayibo!
(board dings)
(audience cheers and claps)
- [Uncle Andy] Yeah!
- [Steve] Khanyi.
- Yes.
- Got it, nailed it, what do you do?
- I'm a marketing student, Uncle Steve.
- Student? - [Khanyi] Yes.
- At university?
- Yes. - Which one?
- Cape Peninsula University of Technology.
- [Steve] Oh, okay.
Alright, let's go.
Give me an expression or phrase South African use
when they're shocked.
- Ah!
- [Steve] Ah! (all cheering and clapping)
- Ah! - Ah!
(audience laughs)
- Ah!
(board buzzes)
(audience groans)
(Sibiya family groans)
- [Khanyi] It's okay, it's okay.
- [Steve] Is is Lazi?
- Lwazi.
- Lwa- oh, Lwazi, I like that.
So you the chef?
- Yes, sir.
- [Steve] You know, I have a rule at my house
that I don't eat food that skinny people cook.
(Lwazi and audience laugh)
- Never trust a skinny chef.
- Nah, I like my chefs to be fat.
(audience laughs)
- But then that means the person won't be able
to get the job done quicker, Uncle Steve.
(Steve laughs)
- [Lwazi] I'm just saying.
- Nah, that's good, I mean look man he's skinny,
you gotta have, like, points
as to why you should be the chef.
What type of cooking are you specializing in?
- I'm an all rounder chef,
but my specialty is pastry and desserts.
- Pastry and desserts, oh okay, cool.
(audience cheers and claps)
- [Steve] That's good. - [Tumi] Very good!
- What's your favorite dessert to make?
- It has to be a créme brûlée.
- Créme brûlée.
- [Tumi] Yes! (audience claps)
- Oh, you make a good one?
- Fantastic.
- Are you working in a restaurant now?
- Currently, I am doing consultation-
- [Steve] Okay.
- For a coffee shop.
- Okay.
- I'm doing their menus and then I have my own thing
going on on the side.
- Okay, you keep hustling.
(audience cheers and claps)
There you go, that's good.
(participants clapping)
Lwazi, all right, let's go man.
Give me an expression or phrase South African use
when they're shocked.
- Eish!
(audience cheers)
(indistinct)
- Yeah, I've heard that a lot of times.
(all laugh)
- Eish!
(board dings)
(audience cheers and claps)
- Uncle, how you doing man?
- I'm good Uncle Steve, how are you?
- Good, good, good.
What do you do?
- Okay, by profession I'm a retail development specialist
and I also run my online retail store.
- Oh yeah?
What do you sell?
(audience claps)
- Appliances, furniture and decor items.
- Alright I'ma give you a chance to blow your business up.
Right into that camera, you got a 10 second commercial
for your online business, go!
- For your retail-
(audience laughs)
for your appliances, home furniture and decor,
don't be afraid, please call us.
Visit the appliance and home company,
find us on Facebook, Instagram at Appliance and Home,
where you find living life in beautiful style.
(Tumi whooping)
(audience cheers and claps)
- Uncle Andy!
- Let me ask you a question, Uncle.
- Yes, sir.
- Do you have a spokesperson for your company?
(audience laughs)
- Ah, no.
- You need to have one, 'cause I mean.
(Uncle Andy and audience laugh)
This ain't what you do-
when you get your money up
and you gotta do commercials.
- Yes.
- Get Tumi to do the commercials.
Tumi.
She's shy, but Tumi looks a little more extroverted.
Get Tumi to do your commercials for you,
'cause you can beat public speaking.
(audience and participants laugh)
This is you doin' the commercial.
"Hi, oh, oh- (Uncle Andy laughs)
we are- furniture and some appliances,
huh, you want?
Go get it."
(audience and participants laugh)
"We have a store, somewhere, for you,
(audience and participants laugh)
thank you for shopping.
Bye."
(audience cheers and claps)
- I'm a sales guy, I'm a sales guy.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I understand.
Well, good luck with the business, man.
Give me an expression or phrase South African use
when they are shocked.
- Isah!
(audience cheers and claps)
(board buzzes)
(all groan)
- Alright Tumi, we got two strikes now,
we gotta be careful, Njokweni family can steal.
Give me an expression or phrase South African use
when they are shocked.
- Wow!
(audience cheers and claps)
- [Uncle Andy] Yeah!
- Wow!
- [Uncle Andy] Yeah, yeah!
(board buzzes)
(audience groans)
(audience cheers)
- Alright family, here's your chance,
give me an expression or phrase South Africans use
when they're shocked.
- Steve, we will go for (indistinct).
- (indistinct).
(audience cheers)
(indistinct)
- [Male Participant] Good answer.
(board buzzes)
(cheerful music) (Sibiya family cheers)
(audience claps)
- Number eight.
(board dings)
- [All] Hectic!
- [Steve] Seven.
(board dings)
- [All] Bathong!
- Five.
(board dings)
- [All] Oh my!
- She said, "who says that?"
- Who says that, though.
- Lot of people.
Four.
(board dings)
- [All] Hawu!
- Oh my!
(participants laugh)
Number three.
(board dings)
- [All] Hayikhona!
(cheerful music)
- [Steve] Hey, welcome to Family Feud South Africa,
I'm your man Steve Harvey, yeah.
(audience cheers)
(Steve whooping)
- I gots to get down.
(audience laughs)
Boy, you pimpin'.
- (indistinct)
- (indistinct) Pimpin'!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, so you can Salsa.
- Yeah.
- Let's show us some.
(audience cheers)
(Salsa music) (audience claps)
That sound good to me.
What?!
- [Female Participant] Yeah!
(audience claps)
- Cute guy.
- [Steve] Yeah. (audience laughs)
So now, let me see you blow a kiss now.
Hey, man! (audience laughs)
(audience claps)
(indistinct)
- [Female Participant] Yeah, yeah!
(indistinct)
- May I have some (indistinct)
we do not have it, oh my God.
(board dings)
(audience cheers)
I'm Steve Harvey, we will see you next time.