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>> I'M MISHA SHUMWAY, THIS IS "THE DIVIDEND."
IT'S BEEN A WILD WEEK ON WALL STREET, HERE TO BREAK IT
DOWN WITH ME IS INVESTMENT ANALYST DALE TILLMAN.
>> ALWAYS A PLEASURE, MISHA. GLAD IT WORKED OUT THAT I COULD
BE HERE. >> BE QUIET, YOU HAVE NOTHING
GOING ON. AND JOINING US FROM HIS HOME IN
CONNECTICUT, ECONOMIST CRAIG STEER.
>> WELL, TALK ABOUT AN EASY COMMUTE.
I JUST HAD TO WALK TO MY LIVING ROOM.
>> NOW A NUMBER OF HEDGE FUNDS GOT CAUGHT WITH THEIR PANTS DOWN
THIS WEEK WHEN REDDIT USERS DROVE THE PRICE OF GAMESTOP UP
EXECUTING A SHORT SQUEEZE. CRAIG, YOUR THOUGHTS?
>> WELL, LISTEN, YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL.
POWER TO THE PEOPLE, RIGHT? POWER TO THE PEOPLE.
I MEAN, WHY SHOULDN'T JOE SCHMO GET RICH USING THE SAME
TECHNIQUE THAT JOHNNY HEDGE FUND >> CRAIG, SORRY, BUT CAN I ASK
WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THE ART WORK BEHIND YOU?
>> OH! MY DAUGHTER PAINTED THAT.
IT'S CALLED RESTLESS SINNER. SHE'S VERY TALENTED.
BOTH MY TWINS ARE ACTUALLY. MY SON JACOB MAKES THESE
TERRIFIC SCULPTURES. I THINK I ACTUALLY HAVE ONE
HERE. >> OH.
>> YEAH. YEAH, THIS ONE'S CALLED SCENT OF
PEDIATRIC. ANYWAY, SORRY TO SHOW OFF.
I'M JUST A PROUD PAPA. >> OKAY.
YOUR TWINS ARE CERTAINLY TALENTED, BUT I'M A LITTLE
WORRIED SOME VIEWERS MIGHT FIND THE GORY PAINTING AND BABY
CENTIPEDE UNSETTLING. CAN YOU MAYBE COVER THEM UP SO
WE DON'T SEE THEM? >> I THINK THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
I'M PRETTY UNSETTLED. COULD YOU MOVE YOUR CAMERA,
MAYBE? >> OH, I DON'T KNOW.
I HAVE A DESKTOP. I'M REALLY SORRY.
>> MY GOD! >> FATHER.
>> FATHER. >> FATHER.
>> FATHER. >> LOOK OUT.
CAMEO ALERT. THESE ARE MY TWINS.
JACOB, JOSEPHINE. HEY, GUYS, WHY ARE YOU HERE?
I TOLD YOU TO PLAY OUTSIDE WHILE DADDY WAS WORKING.
>> THE NEIGHBOR BOY SHOWED US PORNOGRAPHY ON HIS PHONE.
>> WE DIDN'T LOOK AWAY. WE LIKED IT, FATHER.
WHY DO WE LIKE IT, FATHER? >> WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
WE'RE GOING TO TALK ABOUT THAT LATER, ALL RIGHT?
GO PLAY, OKAY? KIDS, AM I RIGHT?
SORRY ABOUT THAT, GUYS. >> YEAH.
OKAY. WELL, DALE, WHAT'S YOUR TAKE ON
ALL THIS? >> I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE THEY'RE HOME SCHOOLED OR SOMETHING?
>> I MEANT THE STOCK MARKET, DALE.
>> OH, THAT. WELL, I THINK CRAIG'S GOT IT ALL
WONG. THIS SORT OF MARKET MANIPULATION
IS DANGEROUS. >> WELL, OKAY.
HANG ON. HANG ON.
CRAIG! LOOKS LIKE YOU FROZE THERE,
SORRY ABOUT THAT, I'M BACK. >> WHY DOES DALE DISAGREE WITH
YOU, FATHER? >> I DON'T LIKE DALE.
DALE MAKES ME ANGRY! >> I'M SORRY.
LET DADDY WORK, OKAY? JUST GO MAKE A -- GO MAKE A
SNACK OR SOMETHING. >> MAY I MAKE US MUSTARD ON
TOAST? >> I WANT TO MAKE IT.
SHE IS STINGY WITH THE MUSTARD. >> BECAUSE YOU ARE INDULGENT
WITH THE MUSTARD. >> OKAY, GUYS.
>> CRAIG, YOUR TWINS KNOW THAT WE JUST HAVE A DIFFERENCE OF
OPINION AND I'M NOT YOUR ENEMY, RIGHT?
>> YOU'RE TOO MUCH, DALE. >> I'M SERIOUS.
>> WELL, THIS OBVIOUSLY HAS WALL STREET WORRIED FOR A LOT OF
REASONS. WHAT SHOULD THEY BE MOST
CONCERNED ABOUT, CRAIG? >> I'M SO SORRY, MISHA.
LISTEN, GUYS, FOR REAL. DADDY'S WORKING.
>> GOOD-BYE. >> GOOD-BYE, DALE.
>> I HATE THAT SHE SAID MY NAME. >> BETTER YOU THAN ME.
WELL, TODAY'S VIEWER POLL ASKED THE SAME QUESTION, WHAT'S WALL
STREET'S BIGGEST FEAR? 17% OF YOU SAID INCREASED MARKET
MANIPULATION WHILE 83% SAID THOSE TWINS.
I HAVE TO AGREE. >> CRAIG, MAYBE YOUR TWINS CAN
COME BACK. I THOUGHT I DIDN'T LIKE SEEING
THEM, BUT IT'S WORSE WHEN I DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY ARE.
>> I SEE WHAT'S GOING ON HERE. YOU'RE JUST AFRAID TO HAVE A
DEBATE WITH ME BECAUSE YOU'RE WORSHIPPING AT THE ALTER OF
HEDGE FUNDS. WHAT'S WRONG?
ARE YOU GETTING A LITTLE HOT UNDER THE COLLAR THERE?
>> I DON'T FEEL HOT. I JUST GOT REALLY COLD.
>> OKAY. WE'RE GOING TO TAKE A QUICK
BREAK. KEEP IT HERE.