>> Stephen: PLEASE WELCOME JOSH BROLIN.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) NOW THIS MOVIE.
>> ADMIT IT.
DID THEY TELL YOU TO CLAP OR ARE YOU JUST CLAPPING ON YOUR OWN?
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).
>> Stephen: LOOK AT THAT.
LOOK AT THAT.
WE EVEN TOLL THEM TO CLAP IF YOU ASKED THE QUESTION.
(LAUGHTER) >> THERE WAS ONE WOMAN THAT
STOOD UP OVER THERE.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
>> Stephen: ONE WOMAN OVER THERE.
>> IN THE BLUE.
YES.
YEAH, MY NEXT WIFE.
(LAUGHTER) NO, THAT'S NOT-- .
>> Stephen: NO, NOT TRUE.
>> NO, NOT TRUE.
I'M GETTING PARIED, THOUGH.
>> Stephen: WHEN?
>> IT'S ON FACEBOOK.
IF YOU LOOK ON FACEBOOK.
>> Stephen: HONEST TO GOD.
>> NO.
>> Stephen: IT'S NOT ON FACEBOOK.
>> NO, WHY WOULD I PUT MY-- EVERYBODY IS INVITED.
EVERYBODY SHOULD COME.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
BY THE WAY.
>> Stephen: YOU'RE WELCOME.
>> THANK YOU.
SHE'S A WONDERFUL, WONDERFUL WOMAN.
>> Stephen: TO DOUBT.
>> ARE YOU A WONDERFUL MAN.
>> Stephen: NO YUN DOUBTED THAT, NO ONE IS QUESTIONING YOU
ON THAT.
IT'S INTERESTING YOU HAD TO LEAD WITH THAT.
>> WHEN YOU SAW ME THE FIRST THING YOU SAID WAS WHAT, HE'S A
BIG GUY.
>> Stephen: I SAID HEY, TOUGH GUY.
>> DID YOU NOT.
>> Stephen: I SAID HEY, TOUGH GUY.
>> YOU SAID FIGHT ME.
>> ARE YOU NOT STUFF ENOUGH TO LOOK ME IN THE FACE AND SAY HEY,
TOUGH GUY ALONE.
IN FRONT OF A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO CAN PROTECT YOU, YOU WILL.
>> Stephen: IS THAT AN INSULT TO SAY HEY TOUGH GUY?
>> YES.
LISTEN TO YOU.
>> Stephen: REALLY?
>> LISTEN TO YOU.
>> Stephen: NO.
>> YOU SKINNY MAN.
>> Stephen: SKINNY MAN.
>> YES, WITH A SKINNY TIE.
>> Stephen: IT'S NOT A SKINNY TIE.
HOW ABOUT NO TIE.
HOW ABOUT NO TIE, REALLY?
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).
>> Stephen: YOU GOT NO CHEST HAIR.
YOU GOT NO CHETION HAIR, MY MAN.
DO YOU WAX?
>> WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT MY CHEST SO MUCH.
WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT MY CHEST.
>> Stephen: YOU TOTALLY-- LET ME-- IN THERE.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).
>> Stephen: THAT'S NICE.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).
>> Stephen: GOOD LUCK EXPLAINING THAT.
TO YOUR FIANCE.
>> TO MY FIANCE.
>> Stephen: EXACTLY.
>> MY FIANCE IS LOVING IT.
THAT'S TRUE LOVE.
>> Stephen: I LIKE YOUR DESCRIPTION OF TRUE LOVE SUCCUMB
HERE, THERE ARE MARKERS ON YOUR BODY AND SHE ASKS, NO QUESTIONS.
>> NO QUESTIONS.
>> Stephen: WHATEVER MAKES YOU HAPPY, JOSH BROLIN.
>> SHE LOOKS AT ME AND SHE GOES COLBERT?
AND I SAY YES.
AND SHE GOES IT'S OKAY THEN.
>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT.
ANYWAY, TOUGH GUY, THAT MOVIE.
>> YES.
>> Stephen: THAT MOVIE.
>> YES.
>> Stephen: IT'S GO ABOUT THE GOLDEN AGE OF HOLLYWOOD.
>> UH-HUH.
>> Stephen: AND YOU PLAY SOMETHING CALLED A FIXER.
>> A FIXER.
>> Stephen: WHAT DOES HE DO?
WHAT IS A FIXER.
>> OKAY.
SO THE THING WITH ACTORS, WHATEVER, EVEN NOW, WHEN YOU
THINK OF THEM YOU THINK OF KIND OF DEBAWCHERROUS ACTS, RIGHT.
>> Stephen: YEAH, YEAH.
>> SO A FIXER IS A GUY WHO MAKES SURE AND KIND OF WHATEVER MAF
YOSO WAY HE K MEN WITH CHEST HAIR, WHICH I PLAY IN THIS
MOVIE.
>> Stephen: WAS IT ALL JUST PHOTO SHOPPED IN OR SOMETHING
LIKE THAT?
(LAUGHTER) >> APPARENTLY.
WELL, YOU JUST FIGURED IT OUT, DIDN'T YOU.
BUT IS A GUY WHO MAKES SURE THAT ALL HIS DEBAU CHEROUS SPOILED
CHILDREN ARE KEPT IN CHECK.
>> Stephen: HE LEAVE-- LEANS ON THE PRESS.
AND SAYS LET ME FIX YOU.
>> NO, I PUT IT OUT THERE.
I PRETTY MUCH-- .
>> Stephen: IF YOU DON'T PUT IT OUT THERE, NOBODY WILL PUT IT
IN THERE.
>> OKAY.
>> Stephen: AN OLD JOKE, AN OLD JOKE.
>> IT'S TRUE.
>> Stephen: YOU SHOULD CARVE THAT ON A HEADSTONE.
BUT WERE YOU-- WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER YOU WERE A VERY ROWDY
GUY.
>> NO, THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK BY LOOKING AT ME BECAUSE I'M TWICE
YOUR SIZE.
>> Stephen: NO, I LOOK AT THAT, I LOOK AT THAT, OKAY.
>> OH, WOW.
>> Stephen: THERE YOU ARE, TOUGH GUY.
>> YOU WERE ANGRILY PUT IT OUT.
>> Stephen: NO, BECAUSE ARE YOU ASKING.
>> YOU WANT TO ARM WRESTLE OR SOMETHING, YOU WANT TO PROVE
THIS.
>> LET'S DO IT.
>> Stephen: READY?
>> ALL RIGHT.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> STEPHEN, STEPHEN, STEPHEN!
>> I CAN'T DO THAT.
>> Stephen: YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
OKAY, I WILL KEEP MINE ON, I DON'T WANT AN UNFAIR ADVANTAGE
ON YOU.
>> WATCH MY SLEEVE [BLEEP], [BLEEP]
(LAUGHTER) >> THERE ARE VERY FEW PARTS OF
MY BODY THAT ARE THAT THICK.
OKAY.
BUT THEY'VE GOT HAIR ON THEM.
>> I'M NOT GOING TO TOUCH YOU.
I'M NOT GOING TO TOUCH YOU.
>> Stephen: OKAY, LET'S DO IT.
>> OKAY.
READY?
>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT, Y'ALL CALL, READY, ONE, TWO-- [BLEEP]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING--.
>> ONE, TWO, THREE, GO.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) .
>> Stephen: THAT WAS LIKE ARM WRESTLING A BACK HOE.
>> ARE WE DONE?
WE HAVE ONE MINUTE LEFT.
>> WHAT SHOULD WE DO.
>> Stephen: DO YOU WANT TO TALK ANY MORE?
WE DON'T HAVE TO TALK ANY MORE IF YOU DON'T WANT.
>> HAIL CAESER IS AMAZING.
JUST TELL PEOPLE TO SEE IT.
THAT'S WHY WE ARE HERE.
>> Stephen: YOU SAW IT LAST NIGHT.
>> I DID.
I THOUGHT IT WAS VERY GOOD.
>> Stephen: I KNOW WHAT I WANT TO ASK YOU ABOUT.
TALK B YOU KNOW, FIXING THINGS.
>> INSTAGRAM.
YOU HAVE TO MENTION INSTAGRAM BECAUSE I LOVE INSTAGRAM.
THIS CAME FROM INSTAGRAM, AND I AM ALE CURIOUS BECAUSE I LOVE
INTRA GAM, IT'S MY NEW THING, I LIKE INTRA GRAM-- INSTAGRAM.
NO, NO, WE HAVE 30 SECONDSK MY DAUGHTER IS GOING TO BE IN A
LIFETIME MOVIE ON FEBRUARY 6th CALLED THE LOST GIFERLS.
I GOT IT ALL IN-- LOST GIRLS.
>> Stephen: I DO HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU.
>> YES.
>> Stephen: I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU FOR SOME REASON YOU HAVE
READ EVERY ONE OF DONALD TRUMP'S BOOKS THREE TIMES.
>> NOT THREE TIMES BUT I READ A LOT OF HIS BOOKS.
I WAS A BIG FAN.
>> Stephen: WHY?
WHY DID YOU READ THEM ARE YOU BUDDIES WITH HIM.
>> I WAS.
BUT I-- .
>> Stephen: YOU HAD A FALLK OUT, WHAT HAPPENED?
>> NO, NO, I APPRECIATED HIS-- HE SINGLE HANDEDLY TURNED
AROUND THE ECONOMY OF MANHATTAN.
I FOUND THAT VERY FASCINATING.
I THINK HE'S-- .
>> Stephen: DOES HE SAY THAT IN THE BOOK BECAUSE YOU'RE THE
FIRST PERSON, EVEN HE HASN'T SAID THAT YET.
>> HE WILL.
>> Stephen: HE WILL NOW.
>> HE WILL NOW.
>> Stephen: HE WILL QUOTE.
NO LESS OF AN EXPERT THAN JOSH BROLIN SAID.
>> JOSH BROLIN SAID.
EVEN ONE OF MY REPUBLICAN FRIENDS WHERE I GREW UP, ITS
VERY REPUBLICAN AREA OF CALIFORNIA THOUGHT HIS DAUGHTER
WATCHED A SHOW THAT I WAS ON.
AND THESE ARE HIGH-END, I GUESS, I DON'T REALLY KNOW, BUT THEY
ARE LOU BITON SOULS WHICH ONLY HAD RED SOLES, HE THOUGHT THAT I
WORE THEM AS A REPUBLICAN SYMBOL, THAT I WAS-- SERIOUSLY.
HE THOUGHT THAT-- LIKE IT WOULD BE BLUE.
>> Stephen: I CAN UNDERSTAND THAT.
I'M WEARING THESE IN SUPPORT OF BLACK LIVES MATTER.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) "HAIL CAESER" COMES OUT FEBRUARY
5th.
JOSH BROLIN, EVERYBODY.
JOSH BROLIN.