♪ Now here's another look at Dracula's balls. ♪
(laughing)
(pop music)
- I received a lot of comments requesting
to check out the series,
"Robot Chicken" from actor Seth Green.
Now, Seth Green actually voices Chris Griffin
on "Family guy."
So considering we're huge fans of "Family Guy"
on this channel, I'm excited to check it out,
it should be pretty funny.
But, for those of you who don't know,
this series, parodies pop culture
using stop motion, animation of toys.
We really don't see stop motion animation much anymore.
So this will be a first on the channel.
But before I get into it,
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I'm an ER doctor.
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All right, let's dive right in.
(water splashing)
- This will only hurt for a second.
- Ahh!
- What the?
Oh, right in the eye!
(man laughing)
So if you puncture the eye, that's very dangerous.
Thank gosh now we have,
new type of liquid
that you can put in the eye if it actually leaks out.
But then you have a very thin wall of bone behind the eye.
So the question is,
could it go through and into the brain?
- Ow, ow!
- Oh, oh, oh, oooh!
just stop moving, man.
(door slamming open)
- Uh ah, ah, ah
- Oh my God.
(glass shattering)
(man laughing)
What, oh my gosh.
This is like a little heavy.
Where are all these needles coming from?
If you have a needle or sharp, when you're done with it,
it needs to go into a sharps container.
And then you don't just have syringes with needles on them,
just laying around everywhere.
Through the window.
(man screaming)
- And that's what will happen if you flinch.
- Wow, what a story to tell your patient
so they remain still.
A lot of times what I'll actually tell a patient,
push into the table or push into the bed in a direction
where it's safe for both of us,
versus movements side to side, versus down.
- Oh no, Arthur, this shot doesn't go in your arm.
It goes in the tip of your penis.
- What?
The only time I've ever put a needle inside of a penis,
is if the patient comes in with something called priapism.
Priapism is a prolonged erection
that then is life-threatening to the penis itself.
- I totally forgot about the diagnosis.
Emphysema, what you have is emphysema.
- Pink Panther has emphysema,
very common in somebody who's smoking
and emphysema basically has to do with
losing lung tissue due to the fact that you've been smoking.
- [Narrator] Remember this?
- Hey Fred, you need a light for that smoke with the...
- Oh my gosh
- ...flavor?
- Do I ever?
- Flintstones, and smoking I remember
they used to have it where doctors would even smoke.
The brands of this tobacco companies were trying to get it
out there for people that say, oh, no,
it's technically healthy, good for you.
It's cool thing to do, no.
Here's your quick PSA: don't smoke.
Not even if the Flintstones tell you it's cool.
Nope.
(robot voice speaking) - Yabba dabba do.
(man laughing)
That's messed up.
Yabba, dabba, depressing.
I love it.
Fred Flintstone is now having some sort of laryngeal issue
related to his voice box.
And now it has to have an amplifier
of the vibration of his vocal chords.
You can actually hear what he's trying to say.
- That I, Count Dracula, have arrived.
- Do you have an appointment?
(jazz music)
- ♪ Dracula was a walk-in patient ♪
♪ And Roseinwitz was super booked ♪
♪ But the other doctor, ♪
♪ Named something Asian ♪
♪ Had a spot at three, ♪
♪ So he'd take a look. ♪
- Unfortunately, it's really hard
to keep a schedule on time.
You know, people have medical issues
and you get stuck talking to different patients
about different things.
There could be like end of life conversations.
They're not doing it on purpose and the old adage:
if it is an emergency or very urgent,
you can either go to an Urgent Care
or to the Emergency Department
and visit your friendly YouTube doctor.
- Dracula, I'm Dr. Hall
(jazz music)
- ♪ Ooh, that was it! ♪
♪ Dr. Hall! ♪
♪ We knew it was either Hall or Wong. ♪
- I wish I got music as an intro every time I saw a patient.
- What seems to be the problem today?
- A sore throat, I probably just need a Z-pack or something.
- Well, I'll be the judge of that.
- Yeah, so we get it all the time.
Where it's the patients come in,
I just need a Z-pack, a Z-pack is azithromycin.
A lot of times we give these for like ear infections
or sore throats or sniffles.
It's not appropriate.
Most of the time,
anything upper respiratory is usually caused by a virus.
But then if it's prolonged, it can turn into a bacteria.
- Nurse, what was his blood pressure?
- Zero over zero.
- Okay, that's pretty low.
I'd like to see that up around 120/80 next time.
So stand up and let's check those testicles.
(testicles smacking)
- Oh my gosh.
What're looking at his testicles for?
A grown adult, not having any complaints,
this is supposed to be a focused
physical exam, not a, just a general one.
And typically when a doctor is looking at the genitalia,
they're looking for hernias
and just making sure the anatomy looks fine.
I don't know what he's doing here.
So let's see if he's doing a hernia check.
- Oh God.
- Those are hanging a little low.
- Well, I am 900 years old.
- Over time. Gravity pulls on your skin.
And so it could drop down, it happens.
We don't really tighten up the scrotum so to speak.
Again, I don't know why he wanted to look at his testicles.
(jazz music)
- ♪ Well it wasn't strep, it was acid reflux. ♪
♪ He didn't need a Z-pack at all. ♪
- Dracula had reflux.
So what do they mean by reflux?
Gastroesophageal reflux disease,
or GERD is basically when you have stomach acid
going into your esophagus and it's burning
and it can actually go all the way up into your throat
and cause throat discomfort and the sore throat.
Now, if you do have that,
you can take medications over the counter,
like Pepcid or Omeprazole.
(jazz music)
- ♪ Now, here's another look at Dracula's balls. ♪
(man laughing)
- What are they thinking?
Like I don't really know what that looks like.
It looks like a weird fleshy white thing
that just dropped from underneath.
If somebody's scrotum hits the floor,
we have a major problem
and I will send you to one of my friends
who's a urologist and he will fix you up, no problem.
- Well, one day I swung over the swing set bars
and through an ill-defined chain of events,
became Inside-Out Boy.
- More like...
- What?
So cool!
Inside-Out Boy, I love it.
"Inside-Out Boy" I think is like some old cartoon,
but I'm old enough to not even know what Inside-Out Boy is.
It looks really cool from an anatomical perspective.
- Darrel, you should write for Bojack.
- Yeah, I should.
- Don't listen to them.
Your differences are what make you special.
(heart beating)
(girl laughing)
- Oh, no, as you can see, the heartbeat
and obviously of the ribs
that actually protect the whole rib cage.
And you have a sternum that goes over top,
but they did a really good job.
Pretty much looks like he's missing his fibulas.
Yeah, but it does look like on the forearms
he does have two bones,
which is accurate, so that's good.
- Don't worry about that.
When I get an erection, my penis goes inward,
but you're right.
I'm awesome because I'm Inside-Out Boy.
- Erections, one, don't go inward.
Okay, erections go outward.
I guess it makes sense, right?
He's inside out, so then it would go the other direction.
- You're welcome, but don't leave with that
innie-erection thing.
(man laughing)
- Sometimes when you're at a party
and you maybe had a little bit of alcohol,
you say things that maybe you shouldn't say,
maybe keep it to yourself.
(electronic music)
- Oh, is that an, innie-penis?
Yeah I wanna get in that innie-penis.
(man laughing)
- Oh my god, what the heck is an innie-penis?
(teenagers cheering)
- Oh yeah, I'm the most popular kid in the whole freaking...
(boy vomiting)
- Wow, cool.
- Ew, you puked yourself right-side in so gross.
Get out of here.
- Like where's his brain, why can't we see the brain?
Taking this to a realistic standpoint,
sometimes people can unfortunately,
be born with their anatomy in the sense of like,
not fully developed or covered.
Sometimes like spinal bifida,
where you have a little bit of an opening,
you can have gastroschisis
where you have like intestines,
like stomach open to the outer world.
A lot of the things having to do with the brain
are not compatible with life.
Sometimes when it comes to the spinal cord and the abdomen,
those can be closed off.
- Ready for our first patient, Doc?
(patient sneezes)
- Oh, cover your mouth!
Pediatric patients are known
to just cough, sneeze, lick, eat, bite.
We understand that.
So we have to protect ourselves wearing a mask.
- I'd say he has a cold, Mom.
- You're right, Doc, what do you recommend?
- Plenty of rest and some chicken soup.
- Rest, sleep, water, very good.
Chicken soup has actually been studied to show
that it does help when you're ill.
- [Cartoon Doctor] Pupils are fixed and dilated
- Pupils are fixed and dilated.
Fixed and dilated means they are not reactive
when they're wide open,
meaning pretty much no brain function.
- Possible subdural hematoma, we need to intubate.
- Wind pipe is crushed, trach her!
(blood splatters)
- What?
One, you don't do it that way.
The specific anatomy, your cricothyroid membrane,
it is a last resort airway.
It is not a first resort airway.
What is going on in this office?
- Her heart stopped, I'm going in!
- Maybe she just needs to pick me up song.
- Rib splitter!
- ♪ A doctor's office is a real nice place, ♪
(doctor grunting)
♪ a lollipop put's a smile on your face. ♪
- What?
- C'mon, breathe!
- Hard-stop do CPR: when you crack open the chest,
it has to do with the fact that when somebody loses pulses
in penetrating trauma to the chest,
but sometimes you can do blunt trauma.
It depends on the situation
and you shouldn't be doing this procedure
unless you have a surgeon that can then help
and fix the patient after you stabilize them.
(upbeat music)
- All in a day's work, right kiddo?
(man laughing)
- I wanna be an accountant.
- This was really weird, office medicine,
this doesn't happen.
Office medicine is preventative
and managing chronic illnesses.
Emergencies need to go to the emergency department,
to a trauma center where you have specialists like myself,
to where we stabilize
and then get the patient to the operating rooms.
Not this debauchery and butchery that occurred
in this poor pediatric office.
I like this, this is really weird
in the sense of like this weird Claymation,
toy animation thing.
They're pretty good.
They're using really good terms.
They're using good anatomical things
and almost accurate medical care.
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Stay healthy my friends.
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