WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW.
A PLEASANT EVENING.
WHAT NIGHT IS THIS?
LOVELY FRIDAY.
HAPPY FRIDAY, JON.
HAPPY FRIDAY.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN--
PLEASE, CONTAIN YOURSELF.
CONTAIN YOURSELVES, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
FOLKS YOU KNOW MY FIRST GUEST FROM "PARKS AND RECREATION,"
"INGRID GOES WEST," AND "LEGION."
SHE NOW STARS IN THE NEW MOVIE "CHILD'S PLAY."
PLEASE WELCOME AUBREY PLAZA!
♪ ♪ ♪ >> Stephen: HI, AUBREY.
HOW ARE YOU?
DON'T BE AFRAID OF ME.
>> DON'T HURT ME.
DON'T HURT ME.
>> Stephen: I WON'T, I PROMISE YOU.
HOW ARE YOU?
IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN?
>> NICE TO SEE YOU, TOO.
>> Stephen: ARE YOU A HORROR FAN?
BECAUSE NOW WE'RE IN THE NEW "CHILD'S PLAY."
>> I WOULDN'T-- NO, NOT REALLY.
>> Stephen: THIS IS A-- THIS IS A-- THIS IS A NEW ONE, AND
CHUCKIE, WHO IS THE DOLL, THE EVIL DOLL--
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
>> Stephen: THAT KILLS PEOPLE.
>> JUST TO BE CLEAR, I'M NOT PLAYING CHUCKIE.
( LAUGHTER )
THAT I'M PLAYING CHUCKIE.
I DON'T KNOW WHY.
BECAUSE I'M A WOMAN.
( LAUGHTER ).
>> Stephen: BUT YOU'RE-- YOU'RE-- THE CHUCKIE IS EVIL.
>> YUP.
>> Stephen: AND YOUR TWITTER HANDLE IS "EVIL HAG."
>> YEAH, THAT'S A COINCIDENCE!
THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING.
I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT IN MY PERSONAL LIFE.
>> Stephen: I KNOW.
I KNOW THAT.
I'M JUST CURIOUS WHY "EVIL HAG?" BECAUSE YOU DON'T SEEM LIKE AN
EVIL PERSON.
>> THAT'S A LONG STORY, AND WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT
THAT.
>> Stephen: WHAT?
LEGALLY?
LEGALLY WE'RE NOT ALLOWED TO TALK ABOUT IT
>> I DON'T WANT TO GET SUED AGAIN, OKAY.
NO, I HAD A FASCINATION WITH HAS, I THOUGHT HAGS --
>> Stephen: WITCHY KIND.
>> LIKE SEA HAGS, SPECIFICALLY, NAUTICALOLE WOMEN.
>> Stephen: WHO DRAGGED THE SAILORS IN THE NIGHT.
>> AN OLD WOMAN WITH THE NET AND A BUNCH OF SEAWEED COMING OUT OF
HER TEETH.
AND FOR SOME REASON THAT IMAGE ALWAYS WAS APPEALING TO ME.
>> Stephen: OH, 100%.
I'M ON "TEAM HAG" RIGHT HERE.
>> WHEN I MOVED TO L.A., I ACTUALLY DID-- I HAD MY FRIEND
FILM A BUNCH OF VIDEOS OF ME, LIKE, RUNNING DOWN RODEO DRIVE
SCREAMING AS A HAG, COVERED IN DIRT.
IT'S JUST A KIND OF THING -- >> Stephen: WAS THIS ON A REAL
YOU SEND OUT TO AGENCIES?
>> NO THAT WAS JUST FOR ME PRIVATE-- PRIVATE COLLECTION.
>> Stephen: FOR PARTIES.
>> NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO SAY THAT BUT ME AND MYSELF.
>> Stephen: WHO DO YOU PLAY IN THIS ONE?
YOU'RE NOT PLAYING CHUCKIE.
YOU'RE PLAYING WHO?
>> NO, I'M PLAYING KAREN BARCLAY, WHO IS THE MOM.
>> Stephen: YOU HAVE NEVER PLAYED A MOM BEFORE HAVE JEW I
HAVE NOT.
IT'S MY FIRST MOM ROLE.
>> Stephen: WE HAVE A CLIP OF YOU HERE MOMMING IT UP.
>> ROLL THE CLIP.
>> Stephen: JIM.
>> I THINK CHUCKIE DID SOMETHING TO HER.
>> SWEETIE, CHUCKIE IS A TOY, OKAY?
IT BROKE.
WE GOT RID OF IT.
>> NO, MOM, MOM, I SAW HIM.
I SAW HIM.
>> NO, YOU DIDN'T.
LISTEN TO WHAT WE'RE SAYING.
>> MOM, HE'S GOING TO KILL HER.
>> CHUCK-- >> WHY AREN'T YOU LISTENING TO
ME?
HE'S FOLLOWING DOREEN.
I CAN SHOW YOU.
>> WHY DO YOU HAVE OMAR'S PHONE?
>> I TOOK IT.
>> WHY?
>> I HAD TO.
I HAD TO FOLLOW CHUCKIE, MOM.
>> OKAY.
>> I'M NOT CRAZY, MOM!
>> STAY RIGHT HERE, OKAY.
AND YOU'RE COMING TO WORK WITH ME.
>> HE'S TRYING TO KILL US!
>> DO NOT MOVE!
( APPLAUSE )
SAY, I WANT TO SAY THIS-- AND I MEAN IN THE BEST POSSIBLE WAY--
YOU'RE A TERRIBLE MOTHER.
>> I DISAGREE.
OKAY?
>> Stephen: HOW DID YOU-- DID YOU-- NEVER HAVING PLAYED A
MOTHER BEFORE, DID YOU HAVE TO BOND?
HOW DID YOU BOND WITH THAT YOUNG ACTOR?
>> YEAH, IT WAS INTERESTING.
I LEARNED A LOT.
I LEARNED THAT CHILDREN, THEY, IF YOU EGG THEM ON, THEY DON'T
KNOW WHEN TO STOP.
( LAUGHTER )
INTO A KID AROUND KIDS.
>> AND LEARNED THE HARD WAY, LIKE, WE GOT INTO A TOTAL PRANK
WAR WHERE WE WERE-- WE WERE JUST TRYING TO TERRIFY EACH OTHER
PRETTY MUCH EVERY DAY.
AND I TOOK IT WAY TOO FAR.
( LAUGHTER )
REALLY INAPPROPRIATE THINGS.
( LAUGHTER )
>> Stephen: LIKE?
>> AND I DIDN'T SUCCEED, WHICH IS THE SAD PART BUT I --
>> Stephen: YOU DIDN'T SUCCEED IN TERRIFYING HIM.
>> IN TERRIFYING HIM.
HE WAS NOT SCARED OF ME.
>> Stephen: DID HE SCARE YOU?
>> HE SCARED ME.
EVERY TIME I LEFT SET HE WOULD BE HIDING IN MY CLOSET OR UNDER
A CAR.
HE WOULD ALWAYS BE JUMPING OUT AT ME, SCARING THE ( BLEEP ) OUT
OF ME.
BUT ONE DAY WHEN I WASN'T WORKING, I ACTUALLY, ON A DAY
OFF, I WOKE UP AT 5:00 IN THE MORNING AND WENT TO HIS
APARTMENT BUILDING AND HID INSIDE OF HIS TRANSPO VAN.
AND I THOUGHT I'LL GET HIM NOW BECAUSE HE WON'T EXPECT ME TO BE
HERE.
AND I WAITED UNDER A BLANKET WAITING FOR HIM, AND I JUMPED
OUT AND SCREAMED AT HIM AND HE HAD LITERALLY NO REACTION.
HE WAS LIKE, "THAT WASN'T EVEN SCARY."
HE WAS BASICALLY LIKE, "YOU'RE PATHETIC AND YOU'RE NOT EVEN
WORKING TODAY," AND I WALKED BACK --
>> Stephen, THAT BY THE WAY, HOW ACTUAL BOYS FEEL ABOUT THEIR
HOMS.
>> I KNOW.
IT WAS GOOD.
IT HELPED WITH THE CHEMISTRY WITH US.
>> Stephen: HOW DID IT END?
>> IT ENDED WITH-- ACTUALLY, IT ENDED WITH I WAS SO-- I WAS SO,
LIKE OVER HIM PRANKING ME, IT GOT REALLY, LIKE, ANNOYING, THEY
COULDN'T JUST WALK AROUND AND NOT BE SCARED, THAT I WAS LIKE,
"WE NEED BAND TOGETHER," AND WE ENDED UP TEAMING UP AGAINST
BRIAN TYREE HENRY.
AND IT KIND OF ENDED WITH US, LIKE, STEALING A BUNCH OF COD
FROM THE CATERING LINE AND WE -- >> Stephen: FISH?
JUST FISH?
>> YEAH, FISH, YOU KNOW, COD.
( LAUGHTER )
TRAILER WHEN HE WASN'T THERE AND WOO MICROWAVED IT OVER AND OVER
AGAIN A BUNCH OF TIMES.
YEAH, IT WAS DISGUSTING.
YEAH, AND THEN WE HID PIECES OF COD ALL OVER HIS TRAILER IN
PLACES WHERE HE COULDN'T FIND IT, YOU KNOW.
HE COULD SMELL IT, BUT HE COULDN'T FIND IT.
( LAUGHTER ).
>> Stephen: SO YOU LITERALLY TOOK, LIKE, DEAD SEA CREATURES
AND LITTERED IT ALL OVERUE KNOW WHAT'S THAT THE BEHAVIOR OF?
>> DON'T SAY IT.
>> Stephen: THE EVIL SHAG WHAT THAT'S THE BEHAVIOR OF.
( APPLAUSE )
VERIFY SOMETHING FOR ME HERE IF YOU DON'T MIND.
I HAVE HEARD THAT YOU REALLY WANT TO BE CAT WOMAN.
THAT THIS IS NOT A JOKE, THAT YOU-- THAT YOU SINCERELY SEE
YOURSELF AS CAT WOMAN IN THE D.C. UNIVERSE, LIKE IN A MOVIE,
NOT IN REALITY.
>> OKAY, I SAID THAT IN A COUPLE OF INTERVIEWS --
>> Stephen: TWO POINTS MAKE A LINE.
>> I GET ASKED QUESTIONS, "IF YOU WERE A SUPERHERO, WHICH ONE
WOULD YOU WANT TO BE?" AND I ALWAYS THINK OF CAT WOMAN
BECAUSE I JUST LOVE THAT CHARACTER, AND I LOVE THE "CAT
WOMAN" MOVIE, THE HALLE BERRY ONE.
>> Stephen: IT IS A MOVIE.
>> IT'S NOT SOMETHING I THINK ABOUT EVERY DAY.
>> Stephen: BECAUSE THEY'RE CASTING RIGHT NOW.
ROBERT PATTENSON IS GOING TO DO BATMAN.
>> YES.
>> Stephen: AND THEY MIGHT BE CASTING CAT WOMAN.
WHAT DO YOU DO AT AUBREY PLAZA LEVEL?
BECAUSE PEOPLE ALREADY KNOW YOU AND LOVE YOU AND KNOW YOU'RE AN
EVIL HAG.
WHAT DO YOU DO?
DO YOU SEND A RESUME OVER AND TELL SOMEBODY TO CALL YOU?
HOW DO YOU DO IT?
>> I'M NOT GOING TO TRY TO GET THAT PART.
THERE'S JUST NO WAY IN HELL THEY'LL CAST ME-- GET THAT OUT
OF HERE.
>> Stephen: LET THEM KNOW RIGHT NOW YOU WANT TO BE...
( APPLAUSE )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( LAUGHTER )
( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS )
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
( CHEERS )
( APPLAUSE )
WHEN WE COME-- >> IS THAT WHAT A CAT DOES?
>> Stephen: WHEN WE COME BACK, WHEN WE COME BACK, AUBREY AND I
ARE GOING TO COVER THE EXTREMELY LOCAL NEWS.
AUBREY PLAZA, EVERYBODY!