- In an alternate universe we have done this before.
Haven't we, guys?
- We have! I'm Zendaya.
- I am Tom.
- Jacob.
- [All] And this is the "WIRED Autocomplete Interview!"
[upbeat music]
- Part two!
- And when I say alternate universe,
I mean just like, a few years ago.
[Zendaya laughing]
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Quite a stressful one, this.
- Yeah.
I mean, I feel like you guys got way more famous,
so that's probably gonna be a part of it.
Okay, so I guess we'll start now.
- [Zendaya] "What are Tom Holland's Spider-Man's powers?"
Tom Holland's Spider-Man's powers.
- So like not Toby's, not Andrew's.
- Tom Holland's.
- T.H's.
- Super strength. - Yeah.
Spidey-sense. Yeah. - Spidey-senses.
[Zendaya laughs]
- That's kind of it, right? - That's all kind of it.
- [laughs] You stick to walls!
- I sticky! Sticky. - You're sticky.
- [Jacob] You're smart. - Super good looks.
Super smart. - [laughs] Super good looks?
- Super smart. Right, super smart.
I have you guys. I guess you guys are a super power.
- Heck yeah, FOS.
- That's a cool super power to have. Shout out FOS.
- Friends. The other two were such losers and loners.
[Zendaya and Jacob laugh]
- [Zendaya] "What is Tom Holland's middle name?"
- Easy.
- You want me to say it?
- Well, I want to test you guys.
- Stanley. - Stanley, yeah. Alright.
- [Zendaya] "What does Tom Holland eat for breakfast?"
- A whole load of different things.
The other day I had a nice burrito.
Avocado on toast with a poached egg.
- Yeah, or you have the beans on toast thing, which...
- [Jacob] Yeah right, beans on toast.
- As an American, I can't understand.
- We used to eat that a lot back in 2016.
- [Tom] We did. Favorite song?
- [Zendaya] "What is Tom Holland's favorite song?"
- I like "Sometimes" by Gerry Cinnamon.
He's a Scottish guy and he sings these absolute belters.
- [Zendaya] How cute!
- He has a song called "Belter," it's glorious.
Oh there's double here, mate.
- [Jacob] Oh, sorry. I didn't see that one.
- [Zendaya & Tom] "What color eyes does Tom Holland have?"
- [Zendaya] Look at those gorgeous brown eyes.
Look at those.
- [Jacob] You should stare at them super hard.
- Are you zooming in?
- [Zendaya] Give 'em the smolder.
- Are we full-on ECU right now?
- [Zendaya] Mm-hmm.
[Jacob laughs]
- [Zendaya] Ooh.
- [Tom] "Are Tom Holland and Zendaya still friends?"
- Still friends! No. [laughs]
- We're enemies!
- Yeah, we're frenemies. I just love to hate you.
- You're my arch-enemy.
- Bitter, bitter enemies.
- [Tom] "Is Zendaya in Justin Bieber's music video?"
- No.
[Jacob laughs]
- I would be so hyped if you were.
- I was never in a Justin Bieber video.
I made a dance video to a Justin Bieber song
when I was like 15. - Cool.
- For everyone watching,
the video of Zendaya dancing to Justin Bieber
will be playing in the description.
- No! The link in description! [laughs]
- [laughs] Click the link in the description.
- Like and subscribe. The link is in the description.
- No! No! You're canceled. Tom Holland is canceled party.
- "Was Zendaya a Kidz Bop kid?"
- I actually did one Kidz Bop music video.
- What's Kidz Bop? - Oh! What song?
- It's you know, one of those things where they like-
- Have kids sing the songs. - Like, kid-friendly?
I did one Kidz Bop video.
I wasn't actually singing. That wasn't me.
I was like lip-syncing to some random person singing.
- [laughs] I love that [censored].
- I did a music video for it and that was the extent.
- What was the song?
- Kidz Bop is the [bleep].
- It was a Katy Perry song.
- Oh. - Oh!
- I think it was "Hot and Cold".
- Nice. - Love that song.
- Please, don't Google that either, don't like-
[Jacob laughs]
- [All] "Will Zendaya be in "Dune 2?"
- [laughs] You bet your bottom dollar.
- I hope so! - Oh!
- Yeah! - Whoa!
- That would be a very strange character decision-
- To just like, leave her out of the whole thing.
- And she's gone. - For no reason.
- "Will Zendaya laugh?"
[Jacob laughing]
- Do you like gasp laugh that you do.
- Okay, so here's the thing...
[Tom and Jacob mimic Zendaya's laugh]
- That's what you do! Nothing actually comes out.
- So here's the thing! Here's the thing!
[all laugh]
- And there it is. And there it is!
- I'm leaving! I'm being bullied!
[Tom and Jacob laugh]
- It's been called "Zendaya laughing" now.
Okay. I understand. I get it.
But, [laughs] I do...
I'm a very expressive laugher,
meaning sometimes I don't really,
I'm not really laughing as hard as I am,
but I do do this big face of like [exhales]
every time I laugh.
That's just how I do it. Okay?
- [Tom] "When did Jacob Batalon start acting?"
- 2016 when we first did [mispronouncing] "Spider-Man."
- Aw!
- [mispronouncing] "Spider-Man?"
- Yeah! I was in drama school for a little bit.
Graduated, thank goodness.
My mother doesn't think I'm a total failure.
[Zendaya and Tom laugh]
- "Who is Jacob Batalon's girlfriend?"
- The amazing Brooke Reyna. She's my [censored].
I love her to death. We met on a night out, really random.
I feel like I wasn't really looking for anyone.
And she kinda just popped into my life.
And now we're together.
- [Zendaya] [whispers] So cute.
- [Tom] "Is Jacob Batalon friends with Tom Holland?"
- Honestly, not really.
I feel like we're kind of just putting this on for camera.
- Yeah. We get paid to do this.
- A lot of money. So it's like...
- I'm actually offended that's what they'd Google.
We need to show the world.
- [laughs] Yeah, no that's fine.
- [Tom] "Is Jacob Batalon in "Richie Rich?"
- We were born in '96, so probably not.
[Zendaya laughing]
But thank you, definitely.
- "Is Jacob Batalon [mispronouncing] Tagalog?"
What does that say?
- [laughs] Tagalog.
- Sorry, I couldn't see it from this angle.
[all laughing]
What does that mean? - [mispronouncing] Tagalog.
- Tagalog is one of the dialects
that they speak in the Philippines.
- Oh.
- I feel like I kind of know a bit of every language
in the Philippines.
I mean, my family swears at me in every language.
[Zendaya laughing]
So I feel like it's a pretty...
[Jacob speaks Tagalog]
- Hey! - What does that mean?
- It just means thank you.
- Oh!
- Yeah! "What does "No Way Home" mean?"
- It means- - That there's no way home.
- You don't have a way home.
- Which is a really depressing,
[Zendaya laughs]
foreshadowing of what the movie is about.
- Yes! Yes.
- [Jacob] "Who is the Green Goblin in "No Way Home?"
- Hmm. - A villain.
- Villainous.
- A villain played by none other than
Willem Dafoe. - Willem Dafoe.
- Willem Dafoe.
- Do you know what Harry started saying?
When people are like,
"Are you going to be at the party later?"
He'd be like, "Yeah, Willem 'Defo.'
- But remember when we tried to do that
onset you were like, "no." - Yeah.
- What? - 'Defo.'
- Oh, 'defo.' Right.
I mean- - Yeah, Willem.
- Yeah. [laughs]
- It should be "Willem? Defo!"
- [laughs] Right.
"What comic is "Spider-Man: No Way Home" based on?"
- I don't know.
- [laughs] The way you looked at me,
as if we knew the answer.
- I don't know either. - I don't know.
- I think it's a- - A mix.
- It's an amalgamation of different ones.
- Yeah, mix of different ones.
I'm sure there's loads of different things for this one.
- For sure, for sure.
- [Tom] Okay, next one.
- [Jacob] Where does "Spider-Man: No Way Home"
fit in the timeline?"
- It fits in the timeline in perfect sequence.
It's running... - Immediately...
- Immediately after the second movie.
- It's not before, it's not after.
It's just right after the second movie.
- The second one. [agrees]
- Yeah.
- [Jacob] "Is "Spider-Man: No Way Home"-
- [Tom] Don't scratch it! - [Zendaya] Sorry!
- [Jacob] A Christmas movie?"
- It is not a Christmas movie,
but it does take place leading up to Christmas time.
- Set around Christmas time. - Around that time, yeah.
Santy Claus. - What's next?
"What's Zendaya-"
Oh mate, this goes right through-
- "What award did Zendaya just win?"
- You just won the "Fashion Icon of the Year Award!"
- [Jacob] I was gonna to answer that!
- Also the youngest person in the world
to have ever won it! - To ever get that. Uh-huh.
- And greatly deserved, might I add.
- Thank you. - Wonderful work.
And also shout out to Law
who is also incredible. - Shout out to Law.
- [Off-Stage Woman] And also the Emmy!
- Oh that's right, you won an Emmy!
- [Jacob] Emmy! [laughs] [censored] You didn't-
- That was a while ago. - No but to be fair...
- But yeah. They said just recent, right?
- "Just win!" - "Just win."
- "Just win," right.
- Because you win in so many things, it's hard to catch up.
- Yeah, the "Fashion Icon" one is definitely the newest one.
- That's right, it's hard to keep up
all these things you're winning.
- [Off-Stage Woman] And just for context,
what did you win the Emmy for?
- For "Euphoria." - Again, greatly deserved.
- [Jacob] Wow. What a euphoric experience.
- It was! It was. - [Jacob] Oh!
- Uh, okay...
- [Jacob] "What video games does Zendaya play?"
- I know.
- I don't know. - You don't know.
- I haven't really seen Zendaya play video games.
- So here's the thing, I'm not good at playing video games,
so I make my friend come over.
He's like my brother.
We play and I scavenge and do all that stuff,
and then when [censored] pops out, I'm like, ah!
And he takes over. But! - [Jacob] Yeah?
- The "Spider-Man" game I've done all by myself.
- I was just going to say, do you remember that?
Are you going to tell everyone that story?
- And I'm stuck in a certain part.
And I haven't played it since.
[Jacob laughing]
Because it was very difficult.
- There's a bit in the "Spider-Man" game
that Zendaya couldn't do and I was over at your house.
- And I wouldn't let him play for me.
- And she wouldn't let me complete this moment for her.
- Well you know, that's just the pride talking.
- No. 'Cause it's for me! - Yeah, I know. Right.
- I wanna figure it out, I wanna do it.
- No, right!
- You have your own level.
- But you couldn't do it!
- You have your own thing going on.
There's multiple games you can have going.
[Jacob laughing]
You can have yours, I want to do mine!
- [Jacob] "What is Zendaya's favorite candy?"
- You like, those really gooey sweets.
The flavory ones. They're all flavory, their sweets.
- Chocolate? - Oh, Hi-Chews!
- Hi-Chews! You like Hi-Chews.
- Sorry, I was thinking about chocolate.
- I like just strawberry Hi-Chews.
I will eat strawberry Hi-Chews when I'm shooting.
Because they, I don't know...
It just gets you, gets you going.
- [Jacob] More important information.
- [Tom] Oh, that was a bad one.
I'm trying not to touch the board.
- [Jacob] "What does Zendaya have in her nose in "Dune?"
[Zendaya laughs]
- It's the stillsuit,
which basically allows for the people of Arrakis
to retain their water.
- Oh!
- So that collects it.
- Like a camel. [laughs]
- [laughs] Yeah. I mean, technically yeah.
The water is recycled, cleaned, filtered,
and then used as drinking water.
- Whoa! That's actually- - Nice!
- I don't know. I listen.
- That's like future-type [censored].
- [Zendaya & Tom] "Why does Tom Holland use web shooters?"
- Well, Tom Holland doesn't. - I don't use web shooters.
- I think Spider-Man does.
- Spider-Man does.
"Why does Tom Holland look so young in the..."
- Oh, I didn't see that part. Sorry. I got you, I got you.
"The Impossible?"
- 'Cause he's like two.
- Because I was.
[Zendaya and Jacob laugh]
- That is the most...
If you're Googling that, you're stupid.
- [laughs] Yeah you shot it last year, I thought.
- I shot that movie when I was thirteen?
- I thought it was this year?
- [Zendaya & Tom] "Why can Tom Holland dance?"
- Because he...
- [sighs] What on earth are these questions?
[Zendaya and Jacob laughing]
Hard work and dedication!
- [Zendaya & Tom] "Why is Tom Holland so endearing?"
- Yeah, why you so endearing?
- Honestly I find him to be a little... [winces]
- I don't know the answer to that question. I just am.
- Yeah I don't know if I'd type that...
- Yeah, I don't know who thinks that but sure.
- They don't know you very well.
- [All] "Does Spider-Man survive the zombie apocalypse?"
- Maybe?
- In "What If?" Did you guys watch "What If?"
- I mean...
- I'm pretty sure it's "What If?" But I didn't...
- I didn't know, I don't know.
- Well, I don't want to spoil it for you.
[Jacob laughing]
"Does Spider-Man work alone?" No, he has us. Hello?!
- I mean, FOS. Shout out.
- "Does Spider-Man get cold?"
- Yes. - For sure.
- Yeah. Well but you have the heaters, yeah.
- The heaters inside of the suit, yeah.
- I was actually thinking about that today.
You know how we stand in the windows and we're like,
"Wow. What it must be like to be Spider-Man."
[group laughing]
And I was thinking, "Damn, it'd be cold as [censored].
- Yeah, so cold.
- Swinging around? That's be awful!
- And it's like skintight as well? That's rough. That sucks.
- Yeah, how did the other ones do it?
"Does Spider-Man have organic webs?"
- In some renditions.
- Hm, yeah. - Yeah.
- Not ours.
- But this one, definitively out of a web thingy.
- Not ours.
- [Zendaya & Tom] Jacob Batalon!
- Umbrella hoodie! [laughs]
- Oh yeah! I do.
So I, I don't know if it's some kind of Etsy website,
but basically I was looking for things with our faces on it.
I came across that hoodie
and I came across a sweater that said,
"LOL you're not Zendaya."
- I have a picture of me wearing it.
- I have those.
And then I have one of Ned printed on a shirt somewhere
that my girl uses to sleep every night.
- Aw! - Aw!
- So, pretty cute.
- [Zendaya] "Jacob Batalon, jacked?"
- Yeah, I feel like I was working hard consistently
and all that stuff but work got in the way
then food got in the way and now on this show
I feel like I'm not really allowed to work out on
because I'm meant to be stereotypically
not a "leading man type."
But eating vegan, so I feel like I'm not as badly unhealthy.
- [Zendaya] "Jacob Batalon, basketball pool." [laughs]
- Basketball pool! Yeah, classic.
You know, I feel like that video
actually got me to a million followers on Instagram.
- Oh really?
[all laughing]
- That's an old school video.
- Yes, like 2016.
- That video was on ESPN the other day.
- Bro, I swear-
- What? - Yeah!
- Every time we do press, ESPN just has to put it out there.
- Yeah, I know! It's crazy.
- [laugh] Shout out ESPN.
- I love that video.
- I love y'all. Please have me on "First Take."
Steven A. Smith.
[Zendaya laughing]
- [Zendaya] "Jacob Batalon, "Bubble Gang."
- "Bubble Gang" is a Filipino sketch show
that's really popular in the Philippines.
- So when I did the press tour by myself in Asia,
by the way it was so dope. - [Zendaya] Did you go?
- Oh [censored]!
- It was really dope, that thing I did in 2019.
- It was so fire and it was the best time.
- [Zendaya] "Jacob Batalon and Zendaya handshake."
- Yeah, I mean what can I say.
- With the stuns, with the stuns.
We always do it across you. That's why.
- [laughs] To make him feel left out.
- [laughs] Intentionally.
[Zendaya and Jacob laugh]
- [Zendaya and Jacob] "Who does Spider-Man love?"
- [Jacob] Tsk, come on now.
- So many people! - Yeah! Come on now!
- Ned, MJ, Aunt May, Happy Hogan, Tony Stark.
- [agrees] You're loved by many. And hated by many.
- Hated by loads of people in this movie.
- Like 7.2 billion people in the world.
- So many haters in this movie.
- In this particular, yeah.
"Is Spider-Man afraid of spiders?"
- Uh...
- Tom Holland is.
- I'm not the biggest fan of spiders.
- Right.
- "What is Spider-Man's black suit?"
That is the Inside Out suit, which is very cool.
- Inside Out suit. - Hm.
- In the first film, we showed the audiences
what the inside of the suit looks like.
And Ryan Meinerding, who is the designer of all the suits,
thought it would be cool to see it in action.
So, there you have it.
- There you go. - Shout out.
- "How does Spider-Man dodge bullets?" Spider-sense!
- Spidey-sense! - Spider-sense, yeah.
- Yeah. "Is Spider-Man immortal?" No.
- No. - Unfortunately not.
- No. - No.
- Spider-Man can die.
- Does anybody really want to be immortal, though?
- No. I mean honestly, life's alright I guess.
- Yeah.
- But I hope you enjoyed this.
I hope you learned something new about the three of us.
- That was fun.
- We always have a lot of fun doing this.
- We gotta clean up.
- We do have to clean up.
- [All] Three, two, one!
[card smacks the ceiling]
- Watch out, guys! [cowers]
[Zendaya and Jacob laugh]
[Off-Stage Woman talking indistinctly]
I thought you were going to hit that guy.
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