>> WERE YOU PAYING ATTENTION, "LATE, LATE SHOW."
>> ALL RIGHT, NOW IT'S PRETTY SIMPLE.
HERE'S HOW IT WORKSK I'M GOING TO QUIZ MEMBERS IN OUR STAFF,
ABOUT THINGS THAT HAPPENED SO FAR IN THIS SHOW.
IF THEY ANSWER CORRECTLY THEY GET A PRIZE FRK THEY ANSWER
WRONG THEY HAVE TO DROP WHAT THEY'RE DOING AND LEAVE THE
STUDIO IMMEDIATELY.
IT'S A BIT OF FUN BUT THE EXCITEMENT IN THIS ROOM, LET ME
TELL YOU IS PALPABLE. SO LET'S GET STARTED AND THE FIRST PERSON
WE WILL, LET'S GO TO STEVE LET'S GO TO STEVE.
THIS WAY, STEVE, IF YOU GET IT WRONG CAN YOU LEAVE THE STUDIO
AND YOU KNOW, GET DRESSED FOR THE SHOW.
SO OKAY, STEVE, ARE YOU READY FOR YOU ARE YOUR QUESTION.
>> YES.
>> James: OKAY, HERE WE GO, AT THE TOP OF THE SHOW I TEASED
THAT BTS WILL BE ON LATER ON THE SHOW PERFORMING THEIR NEW SONG.
WHAT WAS THAT SONG CALLED?
NESS.
>> I FEEL SOMETHING ABOUT LOVE.
>> James: THAT IS NOT THE TITLE.
CAN I TELL YOU, LET'S HAVE A LOOK AND SEE IF ARE YOU WRITE,
BTS WILL BE PERFORMING THEIR NEW SONG, LIFE GOES ON TONIGHT.
LIFE GOES ON, IT WAS NOT I FEEL SOMETHING ABOUT LOVE.
SO STEVE, YOU'VE LET YOURSELF DOWN.
YOU'VE LET ALL OF US DOWN AND THAT WAS AT THE START OF THE
SHOW WHEN YOU CHOSE TO COME TO THE SHOW DRESSED LIKE YOUR WIFE
HAD SAID CAN YOU NIP OUT AND BRAB SOME BREAD AND YOU SAID
SURE, LET ME GRAB MY KEYS, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
SO NORMALLY REVIEWERS WILL KNOW WE MAKE AUDIENCE MEMBERS WHO
HAVE NOT BEEN PAYING ATTENTION SING THEIR WAY OUT OF THE STUDIO
BUT WE CAN'T DO THAT FOR COVID REASONS, STEVE, SO YOU ARE GOING
TO HAVE TO DANCE OUT OF THE STUDIO INSTEAD. LOOK, HE'S
LOVING IT.
SO I IN GOING TO ASK YOU TO LEAVE THE STUDIO TWERKING TO
BABY GOT BACK BY SIR MIX-A-LOT, OKAY, THIS IS WHAT IT SHOULD
LOOK LIKE.
♪ OKAY, STEVE, IT'S BEEN LOVELY KNOWING YOU, LET'S TBETD SOME
NEWS MUSIC, STEVE, TWERK YOUR WAY OUT OF THE STUDIO.
I LAKE BIG BUTTS I CANNOT LIE.
♪ WHEN A GIRL WALKS IN.
♪ WITH AN ITTY-BITTY WASTE AND A ROUND THING IN YOUR FACE.
♪ THE WHOLE WAY.
>> James: YES, STEVE, GO.
THAT'S JUST-- .
♪ >> James: AND HE'S GONE WOW.
S HAD'S REALLY NO WAY TO UNSEE THAT.
I DON'T KNOW IF I HAVE EVER SEEN A MAN IN SORT OF MUSTARD
CHAKIES, I DON'T THINK HAVE I EVER SEEN A MAN IN MUSTARD
CHAKIES TAKE FOUR STEPS BACK AND THEN JUST BEND OVER, THERE WE
GO.
ALL RIGHT.
WHO SHOULD PLAY NEXT.
LET'S GO-- I'M GOING TO GO TO SUSAN, SUSAN.
>> YEAH, SUSAN.
>> James: SUSAN IS HERE, SHE WORKS IN THE SOUND DEPARTMENT SO
SHOULD HAVE BEEN LISTENING IN THE WHOLE WAY THROUGH.
OKAY.
SUSAN, HERE'S YOUR QUESTION.
HERE IS A JOKE I TOLD MOMENTS AGO DURING THE MONOLOGUE.
I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU THE SET UP.
YOU WILL TELL ME THE PUNCH LINE, OKAY.
>> OKAY.
>> James: HERE'S THE SET UP.
ANY GOOD CONSPIRACY THEORIST WILL TELL YOU IF YOU WHAT.
>> I DON'T KNOW.
>> James: LET'S SEE.
>> I PAID ATTENTION BUT I MISSED THAT ONE.
>> James: I DON'T BLAME YOU, IT WAS AVERAGE AT BEST.
LET'S HAVE A LOOK AND SEE WHAT THE ANSWER WAS, CONSPIRACY
THEORISTS WILL TELL YOU IF YOU REARRANGE THE LETTERS IN SIDNEY
POWELL YOU GET NEEDY PILLOWS.
WHICH IS OBVIOUSLY A NOD TO THE MY PILLOW C.E.O. WHO INVENTED
CORONAVIRUS TO DESTABILIZE THE NECK SUPPORT INDUSTRY.
SUSAN YOU DID NOT GET THE NEEDY PILLOWS WHICH MEANS IT IS TIME
FOR YOU TO LEAVE THE STUDIO.
AND YOUR DANCE WILL BE, I WOULD LIKE SOME BALLET, SUSAN, ARE YOU
GOING TO RE-CREATE THE NUTCRACKER SUITES, LET'S LOOK
♪ QUEUE THE MUSIC.
CASEY, LIGHTS, SUSAN, WE WILL SEE YOU LATER.
OH, YES.
♪ WHAT?
YES.
>> James: OH, COME ON NOW.
♪ SUSAN.
(APPLAUSE) WOW.
I ABSOLUTELY GOT CHILLS.
THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL AND WHAT WAS GREAT ABOUT THAT IS IT WORKED ON
TWO COUNTS, ONE, IT WAS UTTERLY BEAUTIFUL, AND TWO IT JUST MADE
STEVE'S ALL THE MORE PATHETIC.
ALL RIGHT, LET'S TRY ROBYN, IS ROBYN HERE?
WHERE IS ROBYN, IS HE THERE, IS HE BEHIND THE CRANE W OKAY.
ROB, HOW ARE YOU FEEL BEING THIS?
>> YEAH, I DON'T KNOW.
>> James: DO YOU FEEL LIKE YOU PAID ATTENTION?
DO YOU FEEL LIKE YOU PAID ATTENTION, ROB.
>> IT WAS A LONG MONO AND IT WENT ALL OVER THE PLACE.
I'M NOT VERY CONFIDENT ABOUT THIS.
>> James: SO LET'S TRY ANOTHER JOKE FROM THE MONOLOGUE.
OKAY.
HERE IS THE SETUP.
I SHOWED THIS PHOTO OF BIDEN'S NOMINEE FOR SECRETARY OF STATE
ANTHONY BLINKEN.
AND SAID IF NOTHING ELSE-- WHAT?
>> SOMETHING ALONG THE LINES OF, HE'S FORGETTABLE SWRZ SOMETHING
ALONG THE LINESES OF FORGETTABLE.
>> IF NOTHING ELSE AT LEAST WE KNOW WHAT ZACH BRAFF WILL LOOK
LIKE IN 15 YEARS.
OH, ROB, WERE YOU CLOSE AND YET SO FAR.
ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE TO LEAVE THE STUDIO RECREATING SY GANGHAM
♪ OKAY, ROB, IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GO, LET'S GET SOME MUSIC,
CASEY, LIGHTS, ROB, DANCE US OUT OF HERE.
GANGHAM STYLE.
♪ WHOOP, WHOOP, WHOOP.
♪ GANGHAM STYLE.
♪ WHOOP WHOOP.
♪ SNGSY LADY WHOOP WHOOP.
♪ THAT WAS WERE YOU PAYING A TENGMENT WHEN WE COME BACK WE'LL
BE TALKING ABOUT MICHAEL J FOX, COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY.