I'm just so excited I know how to make frittata.
So, 12 minutes. Okay.
So, if it were me, in my kitchen,
this is when you take the 12 minutes to clean.
Okay.
Cooking tip.
Kitchens don't clean themselves.
Bummer.
You wanna put it all in the dishwasher.
-Is this clean stuff? -I don't know.
Are they the same thing?
-So... -This isn't messed up.
Crystals. That's handwash, right?
Yeah.
-You're so responsible. -Really?
I have to clean as I go.
-Okay, this burns. -Plus, I don't know where...
I'm learning a lot today.
-Where's the trash? -Right next to the...
whatever it's called.
Dishwasher.
Oh, yeah, we should put the timer on.
Oh, yeah.
Feels so grown up.
So responsible.
Like a hot housewife.
Thank you, guys, so much for three awesome dates.
Ethan, I love how genuine you are.
And you're so different from anyone I've ever dated,
which I think is a plus.
However,
Feel we don't have enough in common
to keep the spark alive.
Tyler.
You are my type to a T,
but maybe a little bit too much of a ladies man.
Josh, I love that you're a nerd
and I feel like you have no hoes back home,
which is really important to me.
However, I feel like maybe you might not be ready
for the type of commitment that I'm ready for.
I wish I could go on a second date
with all you guys, but unfortunately,
gonna have to let one of you go.
And that person is...
Ethan.
Yeah! All right! I'll see you guys, man.
-Enjoy! Thank you so much. -Hey, man. Peace.
Thank you.
Well, that was weird. Does he think he's won?
I was hoping she would eliminate me.
One of the things she said to me.
I said, "How'd your friends describe you?"
She said, "Psychopathic." I'm like, "Oh!"
In terms of
that being a person I wanna spend time with,
it's a no-no.
Here we go!
Alert!
Isabella is on her way to meet you now.
All right, Isabella.
Let's see if you are who you say you are.
About to find out, Nick,
'cause gliding down that hallway
like a purple-suited catfish is Isabella
AKA her little sister Sophia.
Why am I getting nervous? Getting a little nervous.
She's a self-confessed goober,
but there ain't nothing stupid
about her gameplaying up in here.
All right, be cool, dude. Just chill. You got this.
Nick, get ready to meet
your lesbian circle girlfriend.
Oh, my God! Feel like I could throw up.
Hi!
Oh, yeah!
-Oh, my God! Hiya! -How are ya?
I'm good. How're you?
-I'm Nick. -Oh.
I'm not Isabella. I'm so sorry.
-Who are ya? -Isabella's little sister.
-No way! -My name's Sophia.
Sophia, bring it in.
Well, this has been an experience.
Didn't break your heart or anything, right?
-No, we're good. -Okay. Okay good.
I literally was like, I would be so upset
if this guy like really, really got upset.
And I was like, but he seems so smart.
Like, I was trying so hard not to, like, cross a line.
The picture was fake and I am gay.
But other than that,
everything I said was genuine.
You killed it.
-Good job. Yeah! -You really believed me?
-I mean, it was-- -I mean, I thought like
there was a chance everyone could be a catfish,
but I was like, this seems genuine.
Why not come in as yourself?
My whole life's been like, your sisters are so pretty.
Your sisters are so pretty.
So, going into this
If I play a beautiful, blonde straight woman,
I might be able to like flirt with the guys
and get people Sophia normally wouldn't.
-That was kind of like... -It worked out, clearly.
I was like, I'm here, so...
I genuinely adore you.
Like, I literally was like, I fucking love Nick.
I mean, I needed you in there.
-Same! -We were talking strategy...
Same! Like that was, like, what I needed.
When I saw the fireball,
I couldn't believe that this could happen
in modern Formula 1 cars.
And a car shouldn't break in two.
Only when you see the thing
do you believe the danger that we go into.
The big question was where's the rest if the car
and where is the driver?
I did think this would be a very bad outcome.
As I looked to my right,
I could see the driver
through the gap in the flame.
Not only has he survived going through a barrier
at 160 miles an hour
within a ball of fire
that the heat must've been so extreme,
it was a miracle. Was absolutely a miracle.
Step into my office.
So, the more I'm thinking about it,
you know my balls are in a dire situation.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Not seen them, but I take your word for it.
So, could we have a little
vankle-snakle pact?
I have no idea what a vankle-shankle is,
but I got a feeling it ain't cheap.
I need to relieve myself. Let all the tension out
and we'll deal with the rule break after.
Oh, no! He isn't, is he?
You two leave, I'm gonna go in there,
bust one out 'cause I need to.
But let's talk about this.
How much is it gonna cost us?
This gonna be like a kiss, like three grand or...
No, no, no. but this is an investment.
Yeah, this is an investment.
Would you rather spend three, I dunno,
three, four, five grand doing it yourself,
knowing then you're not gonna have urges.
It's a reset.
This'll be my last rule break,
if you two are calm with it?
-I'm cool with it, bro. -Keep it on the down low.
-I'm not saying shit. -Yeah. Yeah.
Sweet. All right to guard the door?
-Guarding the door. -We got you bro.
-We got you. We got it. -You think five minute?
-Less than five minutes? -One and a half.
One and a half.
And now we're on watch.
I'm working on a show
where a guy has convinced two other guys to keep watch
while he rubs one out.
My parents would be so proud.
I don't know how we ended up with this job.
And poor Lana gotta be watching this too.
Nathan took a massive dump in the bathroom,
-gotta wait five minutes. -Can't go in right now.
How long? -Like one minute.
-Thirty seconds. Maybe. -Two minutes.
Two minutes. Two minutes.
I think at a time we do a little pact.
Like no more spending money.
-Like, on that budget. -I'm on that, girls.
I'm on that. No. more. Money.
Repeat after me, Cam:
No. More...
too late.
I think we're being rude...
No, it's okay. She doesn't care.
-...investigating her home. -No.
My curiosity is
what shampoo is she using in her shower.
Because her hair's a mess
and if she's not using the right product,
maybe that's the problem with her.
She has a penis pump!
What! She has a penis pump in her shower.
I just heard "penis".
What is going on up there?
Oh, my God!
What is she doing with a penis pump?
What the fuck.
Oh, it's wet!
Look, that's somebody's juice.
Who's penis is Anna pumping in the shower?
-Throw it outside. -Why is it wet?
Throw it outside. That shit's disgusting.
-They think it'd be rude... -No, it's not rude.
That's disgusting. What is that thing?
That shit is illegal.
Do it! Do it!
What is that?
So, you're a fan?
Oh, I'm huge fan.
I listen to the Jonas Brothers
every time I'm in a supermarket.
I mean, show some respect, okay?
Nick's a legit actor now.
He's won everything from a kid's choice award
to a Teen Choice Award.
-Yes! Very good. -Thank you.
You know, Nick had a hit called "Jealous".
Though, it would've been way more believable
if Kevin was singing it.
I am nine months' pregnant and I'm still working.
We'd planned on having kids the following year,
but with Covid, you know, when life gives you lemons.
-How-- Hi. -How are you?
-How are you? -Good to see you.
Good to see you.
Oh, my gosh. This view is amazing!
I love it.
The kitchen is great for, you know,
someone who wants to cook, whatever, but...
-No, this is-- -You and me.
Neither of us have ever cooked.
Neither of us.
But I'm saying for someone that would like to,
it's an option. It's beautiful.
Miele appliances, love the--
Oh, stop!
-Just stop. -It's my purse.
You like it?
I mean, I do, it's just not a purse.
It's a chair purse.
You don't hold anything,
it's a fashion statement, you know.
Let me show you the rest.
I'd love to see it, let's go.