All right, here we go.
Okay, so, an audience is here
to see a play called "Arabian Nights."
It's our show.
Joe is our genie,
and we literally control his movements.
So, this is our friend Chris O'Neill.
He's a Broadway star from "The Book of Mormon."
♪♪
[ Sighs ] Life is tough.
If only I were a prince.
What's this junk?
[ Hisses ]
♪♪
Q: Oh, here comes Joey.
[ Laughter ]
Are you a genie?
Yes.
[ Laughter ]
Can I wish for anything I want?
"Genie does as you wish."
Genie does as you wish.
Can you fly?
Genie does as you wish.
♪♪
[ Laughter ]
Turkey jerky.
[ Laughter ]
Genie does as you wish.
[ Audience "ohhs" ]
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
Genie does as you wish.
[ Audience gasps ]
[ Laughter ]
I wish for a palace.
Genie does as you wish.
♪♪
[ Laughter ]
Sal: Look at the audience.
[ Laughter ]
I got caught right in the throat
with the [Bleep] rug.
You're not done yet. That's just Act 1.
Oh, [bleep].
I've ever seen.
Oh, [bleep].s
right now.
♪♪
It's the most magnificent palace I've ever seen!
[ Laughter ]
Please, I can't wait any longer.
[ Laughter ]
once and for all!
Genie does as you wi--
[ Audience gasps ]
Woman: Oh! Oh, my God.
Q: His pants!
He's holding his pants up.
We almost lost Joe.
it's not ove3, the big concl.
♪♪
Genie, thank you so much
come true.
My pleasure. Congratulations on everything.
That's not your line.
Everybody is gathered.
Let the ceremony begin.
[ Audience gasps ]
[ Laughter ]
When I was a young boy,
I never imagined meeting someone as beautiful as you.
[ Laughter ]
Now all these years later, here I am,
exchanging vows.
[ Crash! ]
Joe: All right.
I never thought I'd fall in love...
[ Laughter ]
Sorry, sorry about that.
Joe just punch the wall.
...that led me to you.
[ Audience gasps ]
[ Laughter ]
a very nice,
amazing life together.
Congratulations.
[ Laughter ]
[ Glass shatters ]
[ Audience gasps, laughter ]
[ Laughter ]
Man: Huzzah! They are married!
[ Applause ]