[Connor] Uh hi is this uh Shannon
[Connor] So it seems that I've - I've been sent uh
a lovely Christmas card from Shannon
uh and she's given me uh a voucher and the voucher is
is for a date with my mum. I think that's you
[Connor] Do you wanna go out sometime or something?
I've been a bit of a naughty boy
[Rem] CDaddy yes
[Connor] *laughs* what
Basically
This is my box of unopened fan mail
Right, there's not that much to be fair. Now what's
happening Connor? What's been gong on? Why have you not been opening your fan mail?
Ummm... no one watches the videos. *laughs*
I'm not gunna lie they're not exactly creatively fulfilling
to me
So that's why I stopped doing them
But my PO box was open
and I kept collecting fan mail uh
This isn't all of it, there is some at my house back in wales
But yeah this is
Unopened fan mail that is over 2 years old.
I wonder how this'll go *laughs*
Cause normally when I do these things
They're always like Happy Birthday, Merry Christmas,
write back to me, here's my phone number.
I don't actually have a PO box any more.
Please do not try and send letters to any of the PO Box
listed in my descriptions.
It will not happen and I will recieve nothing.
So, I just guess I'll just open them up and just see what happens
Oh god, this one has seen better days. That is for sure.
Look at that
*Paper tearing noises*
Oh no, its... oh no. Dear CDawg,
I heard you guys do voices for black butler.
I really like you guys and I really want to hear from you guys.
Oh my god they left their phone number
Is this a terrible idea Evan to call them right now?
[Evan The Editor] Well it's certainly not the worst idea
you've ever had.
[Connor] You know what fuck it. Let's just call them.
Let's see what happens
*Skype Ringing Noise*
[Automated voice] The party you are trying to reach
has not set up voicemail on
[Connor] Wow this is so sad
their phone number is non-existent anymore.
I'm sorry
I would have to loved to have just spoken with you.
*Dramatic sound effect* This is a card from my ex.
How did this get in here?
That can go right in the trash.
Dear Connor, you have been personally invited to my
sweet 16th party
and I would love it if you could come.
Oh my god
They've given me the address
September 29th 2018
Oh my god, they've left a number so I can RSVP
*Laughs*
I'm a year late, but let's see if I can
come still.
If you want to get me a gift, I like CDawgVA.
Thank you.
Star Trek, drawing,
princesses, writing, black bulter
Tokyo Raven, stuffed animals,
J Michael Tatum, jewellery and dove.
*Skype Ringing noise*
[Automated Voice] Your call has been forwarded to
voicemail. Please leave a message
after the tone.
[Connor] Hi, yeah this is uh Connor uh I go by CDawgVA
online. I was invited to uh your
sweet 16th, I believe. Uh I would like to say that
thank you very much for the invite
but uh I'm sorry that I
didn't RSVP in time.
I don't really know, I probably shouldn't go to
uh a sweet 16
of a 16 year old.
That seems really... umm... questionable.
I'm gunna stop talking before
I say something weird
Uh... this is from
Oh they've... oh okay
*laughs*
They've included uh a cute little collage of me.
Oh shit.
Hello, my name is Kathy
and I am 22 and I live in Belgium.
Happy Birthday.
It's really wondrous how fan oriented
your channel is and I also love your polls
during your videos,
with the odd strange response.
Thank you, I love being an idiot with the polls.
So, yeah.
It's a shame that my channel isn't so fan
orientated as it once was
but, hey channels evolve.
There you go, this - this couldn't possibly be a
terrible idea Kermit could it.
Oh fuck, I ripped their letter in half
Why would you? Nooo...
Noooo... why would you
give me money?
WHY?
I feel awful now you gave me money
and I ripped your letter.
Okay, well I am clearly
the worst human being alive right now.
Right, let's piece this together.
What I've done is there's 3 pages
and I've cut this on all of them.
Umm...
I'm sorry.
Greetings from Germany.
First of all my English kinda sucks
this is probably going to be hard to read.
It's probably going to be hard to read cause I umm...
ripped it all.
You're probably confused about the money
but there's a story behind it.
Old school donation I guess.
Long story short, I was in England 2 year ago
and I still had money left at the end of the trip
and it would be a bigger loss to just change it back
instead of just spending it, so I wanted to give it to you
because you're worth it.
Okay, that's actually really sweet and I appreciate
that a lot.
But please don't send me money.
Umm... shall I just rip this open
Fuck It.
*Paper tearing noises*
Ah I shouldn't have done that, fuck. Okay.
I didn't just do that Evan
can you do some editing magic that shows me
not doing that?
*More paper tearing noises on loop*
You're gunna leave it in and make me look like a dick
aren't you?
I didn't do this. It came like this. Okay.
That's all in here.
*Paper shuffling noises*
Wow, that looks so ominous
it's just a little thing
*Sniffing noises*
Okay, it doesn't smell awful. That's a good start.
What the fuck is this?
I don't know what this is.
Is this a stress ball?
Aww... I ripped the fan art a little bit.
I didn't do this, Kermit ripped it.
Oh woah, yo.
What the fuck?
That's like more effort than I've ever put into anything
in my life.
What the hell is this?
Oh, okay there's a newspaper?
Oh what the fuck?
Oh... woah.
That's kinda crazy.
I just realised what this is.
Someone interviewed me for an article
and its in this paper.
Anime fans pan western adaptation.
Cause I was going in on the uh
Deathnote live action
I stand by my opinions
on what I said.
Let's see what I said, if Deathnote was a standalone
movie, it'd be okay at best.
But as an adaptation I think it was a failure.
Said anime YouTuber Conner Colquhoun,
with over 300 thousand subscribers.
Alright, what's this one?
Arizona. Fuck it's really early for Arizona.
I shouldn't call them, but I'm gunna do it anyway,
if there's a number on it.
This is like the shortest letter I've ever received.
So adamant on it being short you just
ripped off the bottom.
Hi, I have no idea how to start on this letter so
this might be awkward. I think you are the best
youtuber in the world.
Wow, that was a really short and sweet message.
1 third of it you spent wondering what you should say.
And I admire that.
Oh my g- this used to give me a fucking heart attack
People would send me so many tiny pieces of paper
with ant sized writing
so I'm just like...
First of all, solid Sebastian drawing.
Dear CDawgVA, this is my first fan mail I've ever sent
my favourite YouTuber lives in America
but I live here in England.
*Quiet sipping noise*
Ooo okay.
Oh *chuckles* oh no no no
Season's greetings
in May
*Laughs*
We have all these to go through.
Dear Connor, I'm sorry for the bad handwriting
my name is Anna and I'm 16 years old,
who has just moved to Ireland.
Do you have any advice for me that
I can help make friends.
Don't wear Chinese uh cosplays on the internet
apparently umm...
That's kinda embarrassing to be associated with that,
but umm... *laughs*
I thought it was fun.
I love your videos and they help me when I feel down.
Out of my top 3 YouTubers, you are number 1.
HA! Eat that other YouTubers.
I'm number 1.
Evan, do you hear that?
You're probably not even top 3, Evan.
*Scoffs*
*Error Sound*
Is that Evan messaging me?
What do you want Evan?
Actually, you know what Evan?
I'll just call you right now
*Skype Ringing Noise*
Please read on camera
Dear Connor, hello my name is Leah.
I love your channel, even though you are my
second favourite You-...
second?
favourite YouTuber? Okay.
I'll see what else you have to say,
but the I'll decide.
If you don't read it on camera
please send a letter back so
my life means something.
Leah, I know you're 12 right? Probably older now,
but lemme give you a harsh reality
Leah. You can't call someone
your second favourite thing
and then ask them to be meaningful
in your life, Leah.
You gotta bullshit me, tell me I'm number 1,
lie to me and then I'll pretend like you mean
something to me. *laughs*
I guess Leah all I have to say to you is
the world sucks Leah
and I don't know what I should do with your letter.
I feel like I would stuff it in Kermit's mouth
had he...
*Electronic Static Noises*
has- had- had he...
*Electronic Static Noises Continue*
Wow
*Skype Ringing Noises*
Oh here's Evan.
Hey Evan.
[Connor] Evan I'm sorry but your love life
is not as important as this- this
quandary that I'm facing.
[Connor] So... this cocky little shit, right,
called Leah, alright.
[Connor] She sent me a fan mail, right.
Says I'm- says I'm the second favourite
YouTuber, right.
Second
[Evan] Okay [Connor] Second favourite.
and then she has the balls to say
if you don't read it on camera please send a letter
back so my life means something.
[Evan] *laughs*
[Connor] *Joins Evan laughing*
Alright, one I respect the hustle on Leah.
I am- is it- is it mean of me to
you know insult Leah?
[Connor] would you? Y-you'd insult back?
[Connor] I don't wanna give her the satisfaction
of knowing I care.
Is it- is it too mean of me to rip the letter up?
In a dramatic fashion?
[Connor] Alright. *Papper Ripping noise*
Fuck you Leah!
Your letter
[Connor] it sucked okay.
I hope- I hope I'm your favourite YouTuber now.
*Laughs*
[Connor] Yeah that's what I th- you know it's- it's
probably gunna be someone who's just infinitely more
attractive than me. Like
Markiplier or something.
[Connor] Evanit- Evan no Evan no
[Connor] Alright, I'll leave to your love life. Tell- tell her I say hi.
[Connor] Yeah you will.
[Connor] *laughs* bye.
[Connor] Take that Leah.
22 year old man rips up fan mail
from 12 year old.
I'm gunna open more.
This is like really nice to come back to
after not doing it for a while.
You like drew the fan art on the back of like
an email you had with someone.
Why would you do that?
Oh wait this is your college.
What the fuck?
May-... maybe you shouldn't give me your emails
Umm... but thank you.
*Paper Shuffling Noises*
What the fuck is this?
Oh my god this is on like the thickest paper.
Dearest Connor, greetings from London.
Hey, that's where I'm at.
I hope this letter finds you well.
My name is Meg, I'm 16 years an 10 months old.
Cool, so you're like old now.
How's it feel?
It may also seem random, but what are your favourite colours?
Blue.
You wrote the letter in like a sharpie alright.
They like wrote it in like a sharpie.
That- that like hurts my eyes.
Why would you do that?
*Error sound*
Dear Connor, if you're reading this letter then it
makes me very happy.
This is my phone number
sorry I'm not very good with technology
I wanted to give it to you
sadly I can't reach your email so I thought it would
be best if I give it to you
this once through a letter
don't worry this'll be the only time.
I'm 18 years old.
Alright, let's call them.
*Ringing Noise*
[Connor] Uh hi is this uh Jemima
[Connor] Uh hi umm I'm- I'm Connor do you know me?
[Connor] Yeah I- umm umm I'm CDawg
[Connor] *laughs*
So, what I'm doing right
is that I just started opening fan mail
from like years ago
and... I- I figured that hey
why don't I try and call people who left
their number.
[Connor] To be completely- I'd never thought I would
call either. *Laughs*
So be real with me right
don't- don't lie to me alright.
Do you still watch my videos?
[Connor] Agh- Agh- I love you. You're amazing.
You're my- you're my favourite person
from now on Jemima.
Is that how I say your name?
[Connor] Echo? Okay, Echo thank you.
Wait, when did you write this letter then?
Cause like you didn't put a date on it I don't think
[Connor] Yeah, I'm looking at your artwork right now.
It's pretty damn good.
[Connor] I feel awful right that I haven't read this
fan mail, but this is like I'm to like
redeem myself, a little bit.
[Connor] Would you say
I'm possibly your favourite YouTuber?
Wou- you know- maybe?
[Connor] Yah!
Echo you know how to get to my heart
cause you're killing me right now.
You're just saying all the right things that I wanna hear.
Anyway, uh I'm going to leave you to it,
because uh I need to keep opening more fan mail,
but thank so much for picking up.
I'm honestly like flabbergasted
that someone did.
Umm... so yeah.
I- just have a great day. Thank you so much
You're really cool Echo.
Oh go on, go on.
[Connor] Go go go go
[Connor] The line?
[Connor] I got you. I- no- say no more Echo
I've got you. Ready? Ready?
*Clears throat*
*As Sebastian* I'm simply one hell of a butler.
[Connor] *Normal Voice* Hey- hey you picked up the phone for me
it's the least I can do Echo.
[Echo] Are you kidding? Thank you.
You have a- a fantastic, awesome day.
[Connor] I will. You too Echo, have a great day
*Skype Discontect sound* *laughs*
Bro, you can't tell me
this isn't the best job in the world man.
I lo- I li- ah man I live for this man.
This is- shit like this is why I make videos.
This shit's so funny to me
I- ah- I just wanna like make people's day
and make people laugh.
And if I can make someone laugh
in a video and then make people at home also laugh
that's a win-win.
*Paper tearing Noises*
Oh no! Oh no!
It's a Christmas card.
*Laughs*
*Gasps*
*Singsong Voice* You left your number
*Ringing Noises*
[Connor] *Normal Voice* Uh hi is this uh Shannon
[Connor] oh yous mum. Okay uh hi
Is this Carrie is it?
[Sherry] It's Sherry, my name is.
[Connor] Sherry. Oh so sorry.
Umm so it seems that I've - I've been sent uh
uh a lovely Christmas card from Shannon
uh and she's given me uh a voucher and the voucher is
is for a date with my mum. I think that's you
[Connor] Do you wanna go out sometime or something?
[Connor] Yeah man. I mean, you know
life's hard and relationships fail.
You know like- just kinda
[Sherry] Yeah [Connor] kinda sucks you know.
Wow this got depressing fast huh?
How about if I ever see you
I will buy you a drink?
And we can chat
[Sherry] Yeah not a problem.
[Connor] Does that sound good?
Hell yeah!
[Connor] Oh okay, okay. *Laughs*
*More laughing*
*Laughing* Have a good day.
[Sherry] *Laughing* Right bye.
*Skype Disconnect Noise*
[Connor] *Screams*
I didn't think she would give me
the number of her mother.
*High Picthed Voice* But she did. She- she- unnnn
she did.
*High Pitched Laugh*
*Normal Voice* Alright, I have actually
a lot more to go through,
but we've been opening this fan mail
for ages and I really don't wanna start
rushing through all of it, so I think I'm just gunna
stop recording here.
But thank you so much to everyone who did send
me fan mail.
A friendly reminder please do not
try and send me fan mail to the PO box
that I used to have. I no longer have that
PO box. Umm as I am kind of
trying to figure out a better situation for the whole
mail thing. As I don't want a repeat of what I was doing
last time.
Thank you to everyone who did send me a letter.
And I am really sorry that it actually did take me
this long. But I- I hope that this
kinda makes up for it a little bit.
I tried to make this content a-as best as possible
and I wanna make it so that my videos are enjoyable
for everyone, not just those people who send me
letters.
And I felt that this video series before
now was lacking in a lot of ways
in terms of entertainment
and I don't wanna put videos out there that aren't
as entertaining as my normal stuff.
Cause at the end of the day, my channel is
for entertainment and not for reading fan mail.
But If I can combine the two,
You bet your damn ass that I will do that.
Isn't that right Kermit?
So... without further ado.
I will maybe,
maybe open the rest that we have
on camera if this video does well,
and people enjoy it.
But I suppose uh
until next time my beautiful weebs.
I hope you have an amazing day.
I will see you guys soon
and if you do wanna support me on my work
please consider sharing the videos.
It really helps a lot
and maybe checking out my Patreon.
Right, I'll see you beautiful weebs soon.
Bye Kermit.
I'll see you next week.
Bye.
*Outro Music*