(Jingle Bells music)
♫ Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored
♫ Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored--
- Yo-ho, Mario!
- Hey!
Who are you calling Mario?
- Calling?
There's no phone!
Not since squigglebutt broke. (laughs)
- Um, what now?
- Indeed!
Sometimes I hear the sound of flatulent Clydesdales.
Clippity, clappity, flululu!
Clappity, clappity, flululu!
- (laughs) Sounds like you've got a serious case
of the trots! (laughs)
- Hey, want to know a secret?
- Only if I can tell other people about it.
- Deal!
- Okay!
- Sure!
- So, are you gonna tell me or what?
- I am.
- You are?
You are what?!
Wait, are you the secret?
- No, I'm a fruitcake (laughs),
but it's a secret, so, shhh!
- That was, that was pretty awesome!
I've been doing that joke for years,
but you totally took it to a whole other level!
- Achievement unlocked!
(maniacal laugh)
- [Pear] Orange!
- Huh?
- No laughing at Fruitcake!
He's, uh, a little different.
- What are you talking about?
- My brain is made of boiled raisins!
- See, he's totally fine.
- No, he's not, Orange.
He's crazy!
- Crazy funny!
Check it out.
Hey, hey, Cakeface, Pear said you're crazy.
Is that true?
- Dude!
- Me? Completely nuts?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Just like 10%, and it's mainly almonds!
- (maniacal laugh) He's so literal!
- That's not what I meant!
- Yeah, he meant to say you're a couple of condiments
short of a sandwich. (laughs)
- Argh!
- Who cares?
I hate ketchup!
Nothing but tubular tomato gelato!
- (maniacal laugh) That's what I'm always saying!
It's like he's inside my head!
- Roasted ranch dressing!
- That's it, I give up.
- Hey, nutty buddy, wanna see what I can do?
- Nuts brilliant!
- W-well I haven't done anything yet.
- Knock, knock.
- No, no, no, no.
You're not--
- Knock, knock!
- Ahh, must resist.
Somehow, he knows my weakness for knock-knock jokes.
Ahh, I can't take it.
Who's there?
- Rat pate.
- Ew, you're losing me raisin brain.
- Knock, knock, knock, knock!
- You already knocked once!
Wait, is someone at the back door?
Who's back there?
Who's at the back door?!
- Pickled carrot kimchi!
- Um, okay, I think it's time to go back to my jokes now.
- And that's how you make bun Minnie Mouse sandwich!
- (maniacal laugh) I don't understand,
but somehow it's still hilarious! (laughs)
Oh, how does he do it?
- Trapped in a world he did not create,
one bold insect must boldly go
where no fly has flown before.
(fly buzzing)
What are we talking about?
- (maniacal laugh) Ow, my sides are hurting.
Please, teach me, teach me your ways!
- The platypus points pointedly towards Peoria.
- Wow, hope I don't get stuck with the bill!
(maniacal laugh)
- Pop quiz!
- Ah, I knew I should have taken better notes.
- If Dr. Pepper tastes like Mr. Pip,
then what's the point of school?
(suspenseful music)
(farts loudly)
(maniacal laugh)
- You get an F!
- For farts?
- Which means you pass!
- I pass!
I passed the gas class! (maniacal laugh)
- I'm not cleaning any of this up.
- Oh, Crazycake, you've taught me so much.
I can't believe it.
I, I just want to tell you one thing.
Knife.
(knife slashing)
- Ow!
Well that was random.
(cheerful music)
(maniacal laugh)
- [Orange] Knife!
(knife slashing)