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Snapchat maps...
It's an interesting place
"ah yeah fuck me harder"
I "eh" never fancied sweden anyway
So anyway right I clocked this the other day
And I had a thought, right, so I tweeted out being like,
'Hang on. There's kinda a few weirdos in this country.
So tweet us your town -- and, uh -- we'll go see what we can find on Snapchat.'
Woah, 1.9k replies?
Well, we're getting midrolls.
Now, if you were wondering what one of my biggest regrets is...
It's, um - adding everyone back one day -
Oh hyo, well good Aberdeen.
Okay, Aberdeen.
What's going on in Aberdeen?
Uhh, what we got?
A nice beach walk.
Someone chasing a child?
Hang on. I've never seen someone spot a plane and be like, 'ooh, heart eyes!'
I mean... whatever floats your boat, really, mate.
Kidderminster?
Where the fuck's that, then?
Oh, there it is. Kidderminster. Ah, I see you.
'This dog... is a loon."
Ohh, he looks absolutely wild.
SO, apparently the only thing in Kidderminster is a...
A small dog and an ice-cream van
Croydon/Thornton heath?
Oh, that WILL be an interesting one
What's going on here?
How does that work?
You're supposed to do it with your hands, love.
People just make the gym up as they go along, man
Uhh, that - that's standard.
So it appears to be a man boxing thin-air!
Sort that breeze right out. Go on, give it a wack. Give it a wack
Too cold, I know. Let it know, let it know.
She's turned it over!
Is this a thing?
'Boss, are you sure? Do you want some help?'
Bald man on the floor?
'Come, come.'
Well, er, I hope he was alright. Croydon's been an experience!
Go on, son. Go on, do a stunt.
Go on
Oooooh, his ass is out.
Right, let's get one close to me heart.
Ashington or Blyth.
Someone's made a blue bath.
That's what's going on in the entirety of that town. I'm so glad I did this video
Birkenhead?
Where's that?
I think they've just made that up, man.
Ohh, it's looking like it's near Liverpool.
Right, well this is gonna be great crack. Err, off to Liverpool we go
Okay, we've got something going on at Birkenhead.
Casually looking for a pigeon killer. Shit, he's seen me
Wait is that a- Is that a pigeon in a shop? What's going on 'round here!?
Alright well, I'll just nip out to do me local shopping. What else is going on in the borough of Birkenhead
There's- there's a bus
I'm sorry right who's looking out of their car window there and be like you know what it's gonna look great on my snapchat story this
Okay, Birkenheads just pigeons and buses apparently. Right okay next suggestion
Do Loughborough for old times sakes.
Owhh right yes Let's get to that shithole
So, I went to uni here, right.
And to just give you, like, a little taste of what the residents are like...
Have a quick watch of this.
Right so if we didn't bully kids
What would we be doing today. "Anyone wanna hang with this Asian that is me." Well mate. I hope you find someone soon
What's happening Tower's Way? Someone's having a drum. Well in mate. 9 grand a year that is
Okay, looks like we're heading to Swansea. What's going on here. "I'm just gonna say average
Toilet we got a shower
We got toilet, we got SICKKKKKK"
Ah - Ahhhh
Lovely
We've got a toilet, a shower and some bloke that's been sick in the sink. Well, swansea seems delightful.
Right where else?
Slough
Ah Slough - Ahh right
Pwoarr look at this big lad. Aw, yep. Go on son
Going to Manchester
"You listen to me now if you're gonna be racist in public you're gonna have to sit at the tap end. My bath my rules"
Who suggested that
Oh go to Cheltenham
The fuck's going on in Cheltenham
Emma has apparently won staff member of the year and it's not half kicking off.
Lets see what the rest of the worlds saying. Why is there so many people snapchatting in the Middle East?
Yeah, Kuwait looks way more fun than the UK
(music plays)
What's going on in
Moscow
There's some snow
There's a car. There's more cars,
a bit more snow, some women, some singing,
And a bit more snow. Right well, I thought we'd get a bit more from Russia
Okay, well, I don't know about Russia, but Poland looks great fun
Okay. Tokyo. "Another day of not being rich and inspiring." I feel ya mate
Right, Texas come on
Someone's going to be doing something radge in Texas.
"Got to love pulling wet pipe"
Now that's definitely a caption you couldn't write in the UK
Okay, so it's currently the day after right and just after I filmed what you've just seen, I wanted to make this video like as good
As I possibly can right so as soon as I finished filming
I was like, right, that was good
but I reckon this has got potential to be something special. So I went on a bit of a hunt.
So I headed north, right, I went to Glasgow and it was pretty much
just bagpipes and Poundlands. Apart from this bloke who was far too excited for a 9:00 a.m lecture
(music plays)
What do they put in the water there, man
And then there was this girl doing a bit of a catwalk, next to a construction site
"Ahh, theres so much to choose"
I mean, you are in Sainsbury's there mate. And then right, bit of an exclusive, somewhere else in Scotland
I found this
Well, hang on!
Is that an ostrich?! I'm sorry right, but is Scotland just some sort of exotic country
They just haven't told anyone about it
Ok
And then we moved a bit further down the country and found a bloke stapling people's wrists
Looking pretty happy about it and all
"When ur puppy falls asleep on ya"
oh aye
Snoring away him
Right okay, and then we're headed to Sunderland, right. Where they're always at the forefront of technology, and this week they they worked
out how to listen to music in the bath
Didn't think you were allowed to do that
So then I was having a bit more of a look, right, and we went to Hartlepool, but that was a bit too much
So we moved on from there to Middlesbrough, where apparently they've got no shame
"Anyone fancy a facial and a coffee"
You canna put on your story ye filthy sods. It's a bloody Tuesday. "Just enjoying my life one day at a time"
Oh right has that subway Got you feeling a bit philosophical like"
Okay, and then we went to the town of Lancaster where, apparently people drink from kettles
Ah, right, looks like a lovely place that
Okay, and then we travel to a place called Baggyhill, right. Where it appears that a man's moved in with a family of pigeons then
We're headed to Yorkshire. "She's a mad old lady." No, I think she's a dog. Okay, and then moving on right
I can't take credit for these ones because I found them on Twitter
but I still want to show them. So there was this bloke in Nottingham having a
fantastic night in, and then this bloke from Perth who looks like he's had a fantastic night out
Anyway guys, that's the end of the video. I hope you have enjoyed
It was a little bit of something new
but I've been looking forward to trying out. If you want to see another one of these drop a like on the video and tell
us in the comment section where you think I should visit on snapchat
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