Halloween's coming up.
Yes.
Is this a true story?
I want to know.
I heard you're scared of clowns.
No.
I heard that.
Impossible.
Why is it impossible?
Because I'm a black man.
[LAUGHTER]
You can be scare--
I have so many other things to be fearful of.
A clown is not going to scare me.
Really?
Yes.
I'm not afraid of clowns.
But I heard that you were.
[CLOWN YELLING]
Oh [BLEEP]!
[SCREAMING]
OK.
Yeah, I got you.
Oh, you want to play?
That's why I had to move this.
You sat it on top of it.
And I'm like, I had to move that.
You know, I woke up this morning,
and I said, I want my life to be full of surprises.
Ellen, I thank you.
Oh, oh.
Mwah.
You're welcome.
That was the next time--
I mean, that was the best--
I don't even know when I've had that much--
that was so gratifying.
I only did that because you didn't send me
a bottle with your other friends.
But let's take a look because that was a really good one.
Aw, man.
--clowns.
But I heard that you were.
[CLOWN YELLING]
Oh, shit!
[SCREAMING]
I like that you dance when you get scared.
You dance when you get scared.
I like it.
All right, we're going to take a break,
and we're going to talk about--
You really affected my street cred with that, all right?
Yeah!
Yeah.
We'll be back.